Rules Rule! with Ovary Actor

In this episode, Ovary covers what happens if you use your body in an unsafe or illegal way when blocking an opponent in the sport of roller derby!!! Here's what Not So Suave has to say!:  "I feel very awkward when you speak in French with my girlfriend. What are you guys saying?" Je ne sais pas, Suave! Merci Beaucoup! 

Ovary Actor talks about some of the penalties that occur in roller derby. She also has a SURPRISE SONG for you at the end! What?! Here's what Not So Suave has to say: "I've never heard Ovary use the word 'flagrant' as much as she has this past week. It's getting to be a bit extreme." 

Ovary continues her discussion of the WFTDA rules. In this episode she  finishes Gameplay 2.5 Passing, and makes it all the way through section 3. Scoring,  Ovary also challenges you all to play two truths and a lie! can you guess which is the lie??? 1. Ovary's grandmother was one of the first Miss America's.  2. Ovary accidently shot an 8 point deer.  3. Ovary played a ukulele solo at Red Rock Am...

In this episode, Ovary will discuss section 2.3 -2.4 of the WFTDA rulebook regarding Engagement Zone and Pack, & Target Zones and Blocking Zones! WOO HOO!  Here's what Not So Suave has to say:  "I hope one day you find a guy willing to enter the engagement zone with you... for my own sanity, I hope you do..."

OOPSIE DOOPSIE!! Bear with me...s’il vous plait!

Ovary goes over sections 2.1 & 2.2 of the WFTDA rulebook along with the casebook scenarios associated with those sections. This includes: The track, Positions, and The Star Pass!  This podcast is AMAZING! But don't take our word for it, here’s what fellow referee, Not So Suave, has to say:  “Are you seriously going to ask me for a quote every time you do a new episode?! I haven’t eve...

In this episode, Ovary goes through the Summary of the WFTDA rule book and she also covers Section 1: Game Parameters & Safety. She also receives a "butt dial" from her mother.  Here's what fellow referee, Not So Suave, has to say about this podcast:  "It's as though she does this for fun. Who talks about rules for fun? That seems very strange to me." 

Ovary Actor continues discussing the glossary terms found in the WFTDA rulebook.  Here's what critics have to say:  "Wow, you're always up to something!" - Ovary's Father "Have you really gotten used to people calling you 'Ovary'?" - Ovary's Mother

In this episode, Ovary Actor breaks down the terms found in the WFTDA Glossary. Here’s what critics have to say:  "Ovary Actor has taught me more than I wanted to know... " -Not So Suave, Referee "Ovary Actor sure has that special... something." - "Hyde Ho Hit-Her, Coach (Acadiana Roller Derby) "She's cool." - You're In Treble, Referee

Hi! I'm Ovary Actor. I'm a referee for the Women's Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA). In this podcast I'll go over the rules of roller derby in a way that is fun and entertaining! I'll also discuss any and all other derby related things that come up along the way!