Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

In the first two hours of this very special 49 hour finale of The Bachelorette, Jed gets swatted down by Hannah's dad cuz he's poor and Tyler rides a horse and cheeses hard. BUT HANNAH IS SO CONFUSED OK? This week's bonus episode is about dog poop politics and Disney fights. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram...

Luke takes up all of the Men Tell All to get into religious wars and use up a lot of silence saying absolutely nothing, but dammit we had fun. This week's episode is a deep dive on our most triggering recent Bravo moments. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for priv...

The Bachelorette celebrates fantasy suites night with lots of Bible talk and a special reading from Hebrews. And the hot guy gets the least action. WTH? This week's bonus is about sexy neighborhood ads and fireworks haters. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for pri...

It's hometown visits on The Bachelorette, which means it's time to wonder how every finalist ever has a bench in front of their parents' house. Will Hannah be able to choose one bland unemployed moron over another? Let's find out! This week's bonus is about loud music and a hippie defending the capitalists taking over her neighborhood. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon...

Garret tries to get Luke kicked off this week's episode of The Bachelorette by taunting him with a time tested lunch meat. Will it work? This week's premium bonus is about Hannah being a diva, possums, and peeping Toms. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy...

The guys fight over how to change lanes on this week's Bachelorette and Hanna cries a lot with a runny nose in Latvia. Our premium Patreon bonus is about the Jed lying scandal. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.co...

Hannah has a mini breakdown when the boys of The Bachelorette won't stop wahing at each other. Don't worry! Chris is here to save the day with a clip show! Our premium Patreon bonus is a rundown of the Bachelor in Paradise cast announcement. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.c...

The Bachelorette takes Scottland in this very special kilt episode. Hannah spends what seems like 19 hours trying to get Luke to pretend he has feelings. Will it work? Our premium NextDoor bonus episode is about hogging parking and basic bigot bitches. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   ...

The Lukes get into a physical altercation at a rugby game and the guys try to get crazy face Luke P ousted. Will it work, or will Hannah's love of roid rage win out? Our premium NextDoor bonus episode features a succulent fight. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy fo...

It's a very special Secret Life of Douchebags episode. Luke starts a roid rage spiral, Connor finds chicken soup in the grocery store, and Cam makes up a story about a leg, a dog, and a dead grandma. Will it save him? Our premium NextDoor bonus episode starts with Stefanie getting banned from the site! What gives? To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Insta...

ABC, guys. ABC. This week's The Bachelorette features a Chicken McNugget fight and lots of speedos. Is Hannah about to make the worst decision of her life, or multiple worst decisions of her life? Our NextDoor bonus episode features a pissed off call from an Amazon Prime delivery guy.. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @R...

Demi and Katie show up in the first episode of Hannah's Bachelorette season to scope out this year's crop of douches from the comfort of a creepy white van. Will they find the Not Here For the Right Reasons Impostor or leave empty handed? Our NextDoor neighbor takedowns are back in this week's bonus episode celebrating bird fights. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On...

Hannah Bama is about to take Bachelor Nation by storm, which means it's time to judge the sloppy man meat the casting directors have assembled from various frat houses and casting couches. The first premium bonus episode of the season is covering the Bachelorette Reunion. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and...

Colton's season comes to an end. How many times will Cassie say "weird"? This week's bonus is about fighting in facebook groups. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See o...

Colton is rescued from the Portuguese countryside in time to dump the women he has a shot in hell with for a girl who's out of his league and will dump him before Christmas. How many Tom Cruise movies can he quote in one episode? This week's bonus is about an older man trying to find a room and a dude in a grocery store with a machete. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePri...

The women take the stage to squawk a lot, claim they're drowning in tears, and wonder about Colton's mysterious disappearance into the Portuguese countryside. This week's bonus is about an older man trying to find a room and a dude in a grocery store with a machete. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram an...

Colton's greatest fear comes true on Fantasy Suite week. Will his bones get jumped before the fence he escapes over? This week's bonus is about an older man trying to find a room and a dude in a grocery store with a machete. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy...

This week on The Bachelor, Colton auditions new dads on his Hometown visits. Will he find acceptance? Will anyone throw cleats at his head? And who won't get to pop his cherry? This week's bonus is about our neighbors stealing catalytic converters for their Priuses and the continuing war on crows. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're...

Colton tries to selfie cam himself through his ongoing mystery of who's here for the wrong reasons and gets a random stamp of approval from his dad before dumping a beauty queen. This week's bonus is about energy healing city council candidates and the hunt for missing kittens. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @Ro...

Colton is presented with a mystery. Someone is not here for the right reasons, but will he kick off the right bimbos? This week's bonus is about dog yoga, Mandarin for toddlers and a wrap up of the Rat House fight. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for priva...

The Bachelor goes to Tahiti and Colton removes the Never from Been Kissed's name. More worms are swallowed and Colton fears his worst. Nightmare. Is coming true. LITERALLY. This week's bonus is about mystery cat feeders and needy neighbors. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See ac...

The Bachelor goes to Singapore and tries to teach the entire city the meaning of the word "WOOOOO!" The beauty queens slug it out, but Demi takes out two targets making her the slickest winner of all time. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and op...

The Bachelor takes on pirates and fitness, and the pageant girls go at it. Will Colton cry? Yes. Yes he will. This week's bonus is a serious talk about the trans hate spouting from Tamra's offspring. Shocker, we know. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! Video editions of these podcast episodes are available only through Patreon. On Twitter and Instagram we're @Ro...

It's story time on The Bachelor, and the girls write like it's their first time. Then Billy Eichner stops by to terrorize Colton and a beauty pageant war brews. This week's bonus is all about rain trolls and the soup obsessed. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! Video editions of these podcast episodes are available only through Patreon. On Twitter and Instagram...

Colton is freshly spray tanned and ready to pretend to lose his virginity to a girl. Will the old lady from What About Mary ruin everything? This week's bonus is our first foray back into the world of NextDoor. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! Video editions of these podcast episodes are available only through Patreon. On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePrick...