Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

It's basically the ATFR and Marcus is on the couch then Jenn then Devin and did we mention...F DEVIN?

Well, it's not the ending anyone was hoping for and we didn't see it coming but we are breaking it all down for you and processing our feelings in a vulnerable real way...journey journey journey also F DEVIN.

In an hour long commercial for Traitors, we get more backstory on Katie despite the fact that she's still obsessed with Heather, Shannon gets a breathalyzer installed in her new car, and Teddi is back for no reason we can understand.

Shawn and his dream Milf, Joanne, finally are reunited in Ireland, Corona meets Inge's parents and all is not well with Shekinah and Sarpur (but is it ever well really?).

It's the Men Tell All episode with just as much yelling as always and the guys' reaction to Sam M, but first, Devin wants answers! Will he get them? 

It's Big Bear Vs. La Quinta still. Gina and Emily get in a fight on a pickle ball court, Alexis cries in bed over something that's none of her business, and Tamra decides to have a sit down with Shannon. 

It's Fantasy Suite week and Devin's in love with Jenn, Jenn's in love with Marcus, Marcus is not in love with anyone and Jonathan is confusing us. Part 2 will be out tomorrow morning where we will cover Devin's uncomfortable demand for words of affirmation and the Men Tell All!

In an episode mercilessly free of Shekinah and Sarpur, we check in on James and Tata and it's not going well, Josh and Lilly and Statler and Dempsey plus, Cecily's faves: Joanne and her ma. Stay until the end where we come up with some fantastic new reality shows!

You know the drill it's time to meet the families. Jenn has to answer some hard hitting questions like: "But are you into the other guys?" and "What about the other guys?" Who will she say she's "falling for" and who will she say she's "falling in love" with? Find out right now.

Half the ladies go to Elizabeth Vargas's (not THAT Elizabeth Vargas) 9 million dollar house and the other half go to Big Bear where Tamra's got a leaky roof. Same fights, different locations.  JenniKayne.com code Rosepricks

Statler and Dempsey get their van and Statler...well...doesn't hate it is the best she can do. Also, we have a brand new couple and Stef and Cec are split on how they feel about them. But the main drama, if you can call it that, is James and Tata finally admit they're here to stay.

It's time for find out who is going to hometowns and it's not what we expected. But first, it's a long commercial for the movie Wicked and a few 101's (you'll get that later) and even a visit from Peter Dinklage (don't hold us to that). JenniKayne.com code Rosepricks

Episode 5 brings us more about did Heather or didn't Heather call the paps on herself plus Shane and Emily celebrate their 15 year wedding anniversary and a huge fight breaks out at a dinner party where everyone is drinking about whether or not Shannon should be drinking. Join us! Check out our new sponsor VIIA! Use code ROSEPRICKS with this link https://bit.ly/viiarosepricks

Statler finally makes it to England to meet up with Dempsey but SHE'S NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT while James has just now realized that selling banana chips may not keep them in finery. Also, it's possible that Josh is a bit of a controlling ahole and Sarpur is...Sarpur. Check out our new sponsor VIIA! Use code ROSEPRICKS with this link https://bit.ly/viiarosepricks

Jenn's ex is back and none of the guys are having any of it! Will she let him complete or send him home (ON HIS OWN DIME)? Plus, a one on one with Jonathan, a one on one with Grant and a day of sheep farming with the rest of the dudes.  Check out our new sponsor VIIA! Use code ROSEPRICKS with this link https://bit.ly/viiarosepricks

New girl Katie is trying to stage a strange takedown of Heather which we all know will not go well. Meanwhile the Tres Amigos are down to two and then we're forced to watch grown women play golf. Enjoy! Tropical Smoothie Cafe!

It's episode 5 and Corona's made it to Iceland (although she doesn't get the reception she was hoping for), James makes it to Indonesia and Shekinah confronts Sarpur's ex.  Tropical Smoothie Cafe is delicious!

This may be Cecily's favorite episode ever so get ready! Sam M is a sociopath, Sam N is way too intense. So many Sams! Plus, Devin gets a one on one and we're not hating it. Tropical Smoothie Cafe!

Gina's still mad at Jennifer for not paying her rent, Shannon is mad at Alexis for stealing her man, gym and dog, and we're mad at Shane because he's awful.  Tropical Smoothie Cafe! Jennikayne.com use code Rosepricks to get yourself a gorgeous sweater or silky top!

Josh finally makes it to China to see the mansion that bankrupted Lilly and plan for a wedding he didn't ask for, James apparently told his parents he's moving to Indonesia and it shockingly didn't go well, Shekinah and Sarpur may make money in suprising ways and Statler kisses her fridge goodbye which is all you need to know about her. Tropical Smoothie Cafe! JenniKayne.com use code Rosepricks to...

In today's episode, Spencer gets a 1 on 1, the group date guys have to strip for us and the second group date has to learn to drive a stick shift. Plus, someone self-eliminates!  Thank you to our sponsors:  JenniKayne.com code Rosepricks! Trust us, their stuff is a MUST  Tropical Smoothie Cafe (get a free Island Punch Smoothie between July 22-28 with a food purchase) Oneskin.co code: Rosepricks

We are totally into this new season of RHOC! We first catch you up with what happened on episode 1 then we dive down deep on episode 2. We get all up into Jennifer Pedranti's finances, Gina's accent and Heather's interior decorating (Cecily is a fan) plus we try to analyze Shannon and mostly fail. Join us! Tropical Smoothie Cafe has 1400+ locations. Grab a smoothie today!

On today's episode: Rizzoli and Isles are not on the same page, Corona and Inge have different goals, Josh's Uber driver tells him to get a job and Shekinah finds a turkey in Turkey.  Tropical Smoothie Cafe is delicious and refreshing. Find one near you! 

It's time to head to Australia where the real drama can begin, the villian (s) can emerge and Jenn can find her BEST FRIEND!  Make sure to check out Tropical Smoothie Cafe!

Our friend Reality Steve joins us to not only give his thoughts on this year's Bachelorette season, but also shed some light past season controversy. Plus, to our total delight, we throw in a short discussion of the Andrew McCarthy documentary Brats...as we are still obsessed with it.