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Hammer Test #10 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:47 27.03.2026 22:06 ↓

Real programmers count from 0.

Hammer Test #7 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:47 27.03.2026 25:02 ↓

My attitude isn't bad; it's just in beta.

Hammer Test #5 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:47 27.03.2026 34:16 ↓

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.

Hammer Test #3 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:46 27.03.2026 30:45 ↓

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

Hammer Test #1 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:46 27.03.2026 32:51 ↓

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.

Hammer Test #6 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:47 27.03.2026 27:17 ↓

It works on my machine.

Hammer Test #4 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:47 27.03.2026 22:06 ↓

The box said "Requires Windows 10 or better," so I installed Linux.

Hammer Test #14 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 25:02 ↓

What did the Java code say to the C code? You've got no class.

Hammer Test #13 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 27:17 ↓

Two bytes meet. The first asks, "Are you ill?" The second replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."

Hammer Test #12 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 34:16 ↓

Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.

Hammer Test #9 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 37:03 ↓

I had a problem, so I decided to use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.

Hammer Test #10 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 30:45 ↓

An optimist says the glass is half full. A pessimist says half empty. A programmer says the glass is twice as large as necessary.

Hammer Test #8 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 32:51 ↓

My computer hates fast food; it always wants a byte.

Hammer Test #7 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 25:02 ↓

CAPS LOCK — preventing logins since 1980.

Hammer Test #5 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 34:16 ↓

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

Hammer Test #2 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 37:03 ↓

Why did the programmers almost fail out of school? Their best grade was a C++!

Hammer Test #11 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 22:06 ↓

Two bytes meet. The first asks, "Are you ill?" The second replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."

Hammer Test #6 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 27:17 ↓

How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console.log it!

Hammer Test #4 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 22:06 ↓

I'd love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

Hammer Test #3 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:41 27.03.2026 30:45 ↓

How many developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's in the backlog.

Hammer Test #1 — rocks — 2026-03-27 12:40 27.03.2026 32:51 ↓

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.

Hammer Test #7 — uat — 2026-03-27 12:37 27.03.2026 25:02 ↓

I'm not antisocial; I'm just not user-friendly.

Hammer Test #5 — uat — 2026-03-27 12:37 27.03.2026 34:16 ↓

3 SQL databases walked into a NoSQL bar. They couldn't find a table.

Hammer Test #6 — uat — 2026-03-27 12:37 27.03.2026 27:17 ↓

I had a problem, so I decided to use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.

Hammer Test #2 — uat — 2026-03-27 12:37 27.03.2026 37:03 ↓

Software developers like to solve problems. If none exist, they create their own.