Oblivion

The Winner of Life! 03.05.2021 1:06:16 ↓

A maskless Republican and an anti-vax Democrat appear at the Pearly Gates.

Smell Blinded! 21.04.2021 59:43 ↓

We are now offering smelling nose dogs.

Simplified Fries! 14.04.2021 1:08:43 ↓

One fry per potato.

Eek! 08.04.2021 1:10:28 ↓

I'll be safe standing on this chair.

Game of Chickens! 31.03.2021 1:01:39 ↓

Why did the chickens drive at full speed at each other?  To die in a head on crash.

Silver Stoners! 25.03.2021 1:03:36 ↓

You olds are retired and don't have to worry.  Young and want to work at the White House?  Better lie or, better yet, don't work for the Man.

Essential Shirker! 17.03.2021 1:09:36 ↓

If you do not work, you cannot be blamed for doing bad work.

Thai Stick! 11.03.2021 1:04:46 ↓

Beads, bells, incense, light shows, crash pads.

Spray the Ceiling! 03.03.2021 1:08:36 ↓

Get yours today for just $1,999,999,999,999!  That's just $1,999,999,999,999!

Herd Peace! 25.02.2021 1:02:38 ↓

Stop thinning the herd!

Party Pooper! 17.02.2021 1:06:01 ↓

We warned you Democratic Party!  We warned you!  Poop!

California Sober! 10.02.2021 1:19:19 ↓

Possible Side Effects of Listening to this Podcast - Euphoria, Cognition.

Oblivion Ep45 - Ground Pepper Day! 03.02.2021 1:06:52 ↓

If you sneeze, six more weeks of Covid.

Storm Riders! 28.01.2021 1:03:30 ↓

Both Dave's are riding storms during recording.  Tune in to find out who gets struck by lightning first.

Hale Caesar! 20.01.2021 1:06:41 ↓

Ne illis cibum crustulam!

Better Dead Than Alive! 13.01.2021 58:33 ↓

Might as well be grateful.  

On the 13th Day of Christmas! 06.01.2021 1:17:11 ↓

My true love gave to me.  Covid

Regurgitation! 31.12.2020 1:10:25 ↓

How can we be both right and wrong about all our predictions?  Quantum Soothsaying?

No Convergence! 28.12.2020 1:13:52 ↓

We condemn this alignment of Saturn and Jupiter.  These gods have long held together the universe with their separation.  Now the worst has happened and THE END is now.

Rave Bulldozer! 16.12.2020 1:09:31 ↓

2021 -  Biden Regime deploys 100,000 strong Bulldozer Force to flatten all "houses of ill repute".

Collapse Rap! 09.12.2020 1:16:33 ↓

Doom and Gloom Rhymes.  Covid Times. 

Million Dead March! 01.12.2020 1:10:17 ↓

We will gather in the pits of hell marching with a lively step while being whipped, burnt, frozen, flayed, shocked, beaten and crushed.

Gobble Gobble! 26.11.2020 1:10:51 ↓

As a Covid Vaccine Turkey, I give my life not for your eating pleasure but for your freedom from Covid.

Feeding Junkies! 19.11.2020 1:09:19 ↓

I ate too much Trump and now I have truth decay.

Unpredictably Predictable! 12.11.2020 1:15:54 ↓

How 'bout that.  The Davids' got the election results way better than the "pros".  We gloat and moan about it.