Nuzzle House

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Route 80 vs. the Dictionary We learn: Both highways and dictionaries can be sentient Elton coughs a lot before the act of physical love Glen should have won Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/n...

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Celery vs. English People We learn: Elton made this episode with AI while Gertie and Glen were out of the country We get a glimpse into how Elton wished our show worked There are celery cults Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback onli...

Where we read the finest literature this modern world has to offer and discuss its impact on today’s society We learn: Evil can come from hubris Gertie’s dad has a boat Vampire/Frankenstein’s explode sometimes Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead-drac-von-stoller/12558849?ean=9781540800541&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Or gim...

We learn: I’ve fixed my own knees This story was dumb I didn’t fart once this episode Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/scientific-and-horrific-stories-h-g-wells/18338137?ean=9781513201290&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-ho...

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes We learn: Everyone on the episode LOVES smoking You can keep Big Mac’s in a car for days and they’re still good Elton won only because of a technicality Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your f...

We learn: People used to get into wet slap-fights We’re going to trademark a prolapsed anus on a shirt You CAN make fun of mimes Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/7ffda8a1-6a2d-4345-92cf-c07f03e65971

We learn: We see the result of room temperature chili dogs Small-men are natural leaders Thank you for letting me finish in the bathroom Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-complete-short-stories-of-stephen-crane-100-tales-novellas-maggie-the-open-boat-blue-hotel-the-monster-the-little-regiment-stephen-crane/17142459?ean=9788027341771&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzl...

We learn: This man LOVED farts I had to filter out the really bad ones His girlfriend was wild Go on, read it for yourself: https://youtu.be/4BdV07aPE_8?si=4Wra-LIdX3IL5Mkm Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/...

We learn: A.I. Does better than you’d think. But it’s still lame The only last name I could think of was ‘Breast’ Maybe A.I. is good, because it threw in ‘piss colored hair’ for some reason. Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: htt...

We learn: I guess barbers are annoying? Greatest American author I went to an old fashioned barber once. It wasn’t good. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-complete-short-stories-of-mark-twain-mark-twain/192380?ean=9780553211955&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip j...

We learn: This author doesn’t like animals having ‘agency’ I have nothing to talk about This author isn’t as horrible as most I learn about Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/7-best-short-stories-cats-saki/20248817?ean=9786589575108&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip j...

We learn: That the ‘shifting bear’ analogy can be used to represent a lack of a religious compass This work is laden with the powerful symbol of ‘the mother’ Every sexual encounter involves confronting the ghosts of your partner’s previous sexual conquests. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/shifter-daddies-a-paranormal-romance-collection-meg-ripley/13234235?ean=978169719491...

We learn: My God, did I just find an author that isn’t human garbage? AGAIN with the sci-fi names! I wanted to keep this gentle author separate from all the others by reading in a closet. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-empire-of-the-necromancers-and-three-others-clark-ashton-smith/11154862?ean=9781434458612&next=t&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.c...

We learn: Another author who is a horrible person This story is clearly his attempt to impress Lovecraft Rubber gloves are ALWAYS wet Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-fearsome-touch-of-death-robert-e-howard/11655811?ean=9781304999160&next=t&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contr...

We learn: I don’t know what a ‘farce’ is Ambrose Bierce can get weird I only drank 3 White Claws- I’m FINE Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-bottomless-grave-and-other-victorian-tales-of-terror-hugh-lamb/BbM2gCVQzFHUatzQ?ean=9780486114378&next=t&digital=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by...

We learn: When I think of how to re-vamp my show, it just becomes a seperate show The first story was weird I should get my bladder checked Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/beyond-lies-the-wub-philip-k-dick/U8HTQuQ7ScztMpus?ean=9781974998517&next=t&digital=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House b...

We learn: America is FINE. NOTHING horrible is happening and I’m NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT I just skipped a whole chapter because I’m sick of this book In the end, the book basically had no point. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Sup...

We learn: The Cadillac Ranch restaurant doesn’t make any sense I seriously don’t know how this story can end Elon Musk never stops being an idiot Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their ti...

We learn: A chapter can still be really boring My leg is FINE Another near-sexual-assult but not enough for me to officially stop reading this Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip j...

We learn: A.I. can actually make a funny story My boss’s boss’s boss love shit like this The story of uprising was inspiring Go on, read it for yourself:  chatGPT.com  (With my prompts) Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://...

We learn: Both chapters were completely useless My beautiful dancers knees have made me get a fat leg I’ve become a huge fan of heating pads lately Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their...

We learn: People who are into board games are really aggressive I WANT to like this author, but he keeps finding ways to prevent that My wife can’t understand why I keep reading this book Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Suppor...

We learn: My dad suffers from Chicken Leg I nearly was able to drop this story- but nope. He’s just playing with us I’m trying to reimagine my basement Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to th...

We learn: I’ve been told to stop caring and let the world see the real Glen I still hate reading this book I never knew a fight scene could be so boring. Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to...

We learn: FUUUUUCK Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/dd04...