Nuzzle House

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Bogdub goes home and shows off for her parents Bogdub’s dad has secrets Elton does an Irish accent the whole time (ugh) Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House by contr...

We learn: Mr. Rochester is a dick The kid keeps speaking in French, which, for the rest of us, is useless I don’t have time for this episode Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their...

We learn: David Duchovny should have won an award for his role on Zoolander Elton had a REALLY hard childhood Supernatural went on for way too long. That was their curse. Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback...

We learn: We finally meet Rochester, and he’s a puss We’re back in the mansion for some reason The weirdo from New Jersey followed us home Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their t...

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: The battle was won Elton can’t stop saying bad words Everyone gets what they want Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips...

We learn: It was a long chapter- no time for fun We REALLY got to hear all about how cool this house was Adele sucks Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.p...

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Hávamál vs Dungeon Crawler Carl We learn: Elton sounds like a frog Glen once had a crush on Dr. Girlfriend Hávamál was written by a lonely little man Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-h...

We learn: I somehow ended up at the Iowa State Fair I feel like I’ve run into the hot dog vender and the farmer before Turns out? You can be a 12yr old teacher if you want Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle...

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Sir Bradford is weird, so we caged him Belak Doesn’t have much time to tell us about the stock options An emo god is in the tree Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House...

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Grakas is finally tall, and wet. Elton is still dead (thank God) We run into Sir Bradford Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: http...

We learn: I somehow ended up in New Jersey Helen Burnes makes sure to spread her disease all over Jane before the big sleep ‘Born to Run’ is growing on me Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contrib...

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: We talk a goblin into starting a union Kobalds can have wings Elton is dead! Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pine...

We learn: I got pulled over for tabs Jane is vindicated! The DMV blows Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feed...

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Goblins keep fighting Kobalds Bogdub ALSO APPRECIATES MEEPO Steven-shit-eater was the best of us Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip ja...

We learn: We got drive-thru! That was fun Jane finally becomes the Helen. Man, this story moves slow. Reading books to old people sucks Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip...

We learn: There are random amateur matches in Iowa! We get more info on how school sucks The saddest girl in the world actually likes it Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip...

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Giants are sometimes pacifists There are times when jujitsu can’t help you Elton made a race-war hole Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedbac...

We learn: My car makes weird sounds The kid gets to school and its really boring A party bus with hot women! Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast....

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: A Squonk is acquired A Troll is fought Meepo is actually useful Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/...

We learn: This kid is never going to get sent to school Jane finally snaps - I’m convinced she’s going to be a serial killer She’s been living in an actual closet? Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House...

We learn: The blood room is toxic The doctor-barber seems to be the only one who cares, though he still doesn’t like her Our hero is going to school Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing...

We learn: Right off the bat, our protagonist is getting the crap beat out of her There’s a blood room for time outs You can gift your spouse a miniature of yourself before you die Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Suppor...

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: After a long rest- we all changed into really cool stuff Everyone can’t stop talking about how hot Davie Havok is The gang successfully completes their first quest Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-ho...

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Eltor knows how to stab a bug-bear’s crotch Figs drops his god for some guy in a band Meepo can actually fight! Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.c...

We learn: Besides one Canadian, my voice sounded like a LOT of people from the east coast I’ve decided that NONE of these impressions are mocking me I’m not eating chips on the show again Guests: Ben from ‘Words About Books’ Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/4slo9fWdu8rjFYkUTETVD8 Elton from ‘Elton Reads a Book a Week’ Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/1Ecm8KtpKpzD0NA6H3QEAb Chantelle fro...