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Not Qualified To: Make Fun of Other People's Lists 17.09.2021 18:10 ↓

Top ten anime battles of all time

Not Qualified To: Rant About David Lynch 10.09.2021 29:53 ↓

I rant about David Lynch for an absurdly long time... almost as long as a single shot from Twin Peaks Season 3

Not Qualified To: Do a Zombie Heist 03.09.2021 22:37 ↓

Army of Darkness is cooler but this is okay

Not Qualified To: Introduce Our Second Guest 27.08.2021 25:20 ↓

Now there are two of them?

Not Qualified To: Introduce Our First Guest 20.08.2021 43:55 ↓

This week Zef is joined by a mystery man. Cool!

Not Qualified To: Turn the Lights Out 13.08.2021 44:25 ↓

Scared yet? You will be.

Not Qualified To: Be Sad About a Dog (In The Future) 06.08.2021 13:18 ↓

One of our favorite episodes of the amazing show "Futurama!"

Not Qualified To: Be A Horse and Eat McDonald's 30.07.2021 19:54 ↓

We watch Spirit, and eat the BTS meal. Have you had it?

Not Qualified To: Listen to the Music 23.07.2021 19:25 ↓

We talk about our favorite bands this week! What are yours?

Not Qualified To: Act 16.07.2021 21:42 ↓

Our favorite actors! Who is yours?

Not Qualified To: Get Spooky (In the Realm of Book Adaptations) 09.07.2021 15:12 ↓

We talk about Stephen King adaptations!

Not Qualified To: Have Hot Takes 02.07.2021 15:55 ↓

Unpopular opinions abound in this episode!

Not Qualified Episode XXVII: A New Trope 25.06.2021 16:28 ↓

We talk about our favorite and least favorite movie tropes today. And then walk away from an explosion like a cool guy. We don't turn around to look, either. Double cool.

nOT QUaLiFiED tO: paRoDy fiLMs 18.06.2021 21:21 ↓

I see your schwartz is as big as mine

Not Qualified To: Uh, Steven Spielberg, I Guess... 11.06.2021 16:25 ↓

What's your favorite Spielberg film?

Not Qualified To: Like Sand. It's Coarse And Rough And Irritating, And It Gets Everywhere. 04.06.2021 16:07 ↓

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

Not Qualified To: Let What We Do Define Us 28.05.2021 14:25 ↓

Holy exposition, Batman! This week we're trying to talk about the Dark Knight Trilogy. We do our best.

Not Qualified To: Eat Katsup 21.05.2021 13:13 ↓

We catch up on a few things we've been watching - make sure to call and leave us a voicemail!

Not Qualified To: Wait For Guffman 14.05.2021 12:47 ↓

*cuts to interview, mockumentary style* "Why yes, the hosts of this podcast are extremely handsome, how did you know?"

Not Qualified To: Buy a House and Raise a Demon Child 07.05.2021 15:14 ↓

How do you even describe Vivarium? We're gonna try.

Not Qualified To: Pull a Panama 30.04.2021 12:31 ↓

Action? Check. Fake history? Check. Matthew McConaughey hamming it up? Double check. Let's "dive" in.

Not Qualified To: Return to Monke (Or Lizzurd) 23.04.2021 15:28 ↓

Monke Vs. Lizard - place your bets.

Not Qualified To: Live in a Society 16.04.2021 14:38 ↓

did you know that is where we in fact live

Not Qualified To: Renounce Our Wishes 09.04.2021 16:40 ↓

WW84 is kind of a disaster. At least, we think so. Do you agree?

Not Qualified To: Release the Snyder Cut 02.04.2021 41:21 ↓

We live in a society.