Late To The Table

Does 16 Candles hold up?   The guys have never seen it.  Apparently being rich and white in the 80s was a real struggle…to sexually assault people.  Who can ever forget such racially sensitive characters like "The Donger"?  Ok, that makes it sound bad.  BUT IS IT?!  Find out now in this episode recorded before the last episode!  Non traditional story structure baby! 

In an effort to record two episodes in a week the guys chose a short, sci-fi, cult classic.  Turns out it's the most complicated movie of all fucking time.  Whoops!  Made for $7000 dollars in 2004 does Primer break the mold for modern sci fi movies or is it just a headache that makes you bleed out of you ears?  Find out NOW.  OR LATER.  IT'S TIME TRAVEL.  GET WITH IT BABY!

AIDS is no laughing matter.  I repeat: AIDS is no laughing matter.  This is a comedy podcast about a movie…about AIDS.  Stick with us.  It's ok.  We'll all get through this together.  The guys dive into Philadelphia and learn about love, acceptance, and early 90s R&B.

Two weary heroes review a classic movie against incredible odds.  The odds being mostly their own ineptitude.  Is Butch Cassidy a gem of a western or just a cow pie?

Rich recovers from surgery and Mike whines about a sore throat while they tiptoe through a minefield of racism. 

Episode 75!  We did it!  Is Gone With The Wind a timeless classic or an antiquated, racist-assed movie?  OR BOTH?  Find out!  IN PAAAAARRTTT 1!

90’s-Teen-Sex-Comedy-Tricycle ends!  We’re jumping off!  Get ready for episode 75.  Does American Pie hold up?  Do 90’s teen sex comedies hold up in general?  Did we learn any lessons from our in depth expose?  Is Mike upset Rich edited out an instance where he held a moment of silence for Mena Suvari thinking she was Brittney Murphy?  No, yes, maybe, yes.  In that order. There.  I saved  you an h...

Hop on the late 90’s Teen-Sex-Comedy Tricycle!  Does the legitimately beloved teen rom com hold up to modern sensibilities?  Mini game:  Try to pin point the exact moment Rich loses his mind resulting in one of the most heavily edited Late To The Table episodes ever.

The guys delve into a hard hitting expose on late 90s early 2000s teen sex comedies that no one asked for.   

Two idiots review a beloved movie and devolve into a conversation on testicles, robots, sharks, and robot sharks.  Does the 1983 classic Scarface hold up?  FIND OUT NOW!

Dev comes back after a many month hiatus and the guys lose the audio file.  Again.  Mike then filibusters an 8 minute episode and talks about movies he saw on the way to China.  We’ll try to do two episodes this week to make up for it!  MUCH LOVE, sorry!

I can’t believe we didn’t make a 69 joke.  Jesus Christ.  What a missed opportunity.  The guys have a palette cleanser by watching a movie that is both good and not a sequel.  On netflix now!  Chiggity check it out.

The bad boys of Late to the Table bring sequel’s month to a close with Bad Boys II.  Could it be worse than Bad Boys?  Was it filmed at the same time and the same location as 2 Fast 2 Furious?  Seriously what was in the water in Florida then?  Red bull?  Mountain Dew?  

Two idiots that had never seen Die Hard up until recently review its sequel, the less sexy little brother known as Die Hard 2.  Does Carl Winslow eat twinkies?  What exactly is the extent of John McClane’s jurisdiction?  FIND OUT….whenever you choose to listen to the show. 

Hey do you know the best time do a year in review?  March.  It’s March.  We figured it out.  Scientifically.  We had enough time to reflect.  It also interrupts sequels month.  Again, the timing couldn’t be more perfect.  What can I say?  WE’RE GODDAMN PROS.   What were Mike and Rich’s top and bottom 5 Late to the Table movies this year?  Does Rich claim Labyrinth is better than Citizen Kane?  Doe...

Come!  Come and see!  See the amazing Rocky Balboa flare up and fizzle out like a high draft pick for the Cleveland Browns!  Marvel at his tiger jackets and lack of financial awareness!  YOU. ARE. INVITED.  Sequels month baby!  Let’s keep doing this!

The guys enter sequel’s month/sequel’s period of time/sequel’s non consecutive week period and review their first sequel!  What about all those Mad Max reviews?  Shut up!  They don’t count!  Aliens!  Get into it!  There’s the yellow mech loader.  That cool, right?  I mean this is a war movie, Alien was a horror movie.  We’ve got one person to blame for this.  Enemy of the show James Cameron.  Chec...

Kubricking it up!  We've never seen The Shining, but by now we've done a ton of Kubrick movies on the podcast.  Does this horror classic hold up?  Is Mike too pissed off to write this intro because the Panthers lost last night?  If Peyton Manning goes missing is Mike a suspect?  You didn't hear nothing.  Snitches get stitches.  I swear.  You keep your mouth shut.  All losing and no winning makes M...

The guys watch another Sci Fi movie from the 90s with questionable CGI.  Galaxy Quest is a fine movie.  It’s fine.  Really.  It’s an ok movie.  People really seem to love it.  Maybe I should have watched more Star Trek.  Alan Rickman is great, Sigourney Weaver is great,  Tim Allen is Time Allen.  Is Time Allen Talented?  Maybe!?  Find out now!

I’ve never seen ET.  Listen along as two idiots voice their opinions while trying not to ruin your childhood. 

The guys get back on track with an episode FOR THE AGES.  Tron is super important, influential, and culturally significant.  BUT DOES IT HOLD UP?  DOES IT?! Find out now!  It’s what the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Junior would have wanted.   

What happens when you record a great episode about the Will Smith classic Bad Boys and then lose the audio?  This, this happens.  Listen along as Mike and Rich stumble through the first entry in Michael Bay’s filmography, trying in vain the recreate the magic of their first attempt.  Warning:  They don’t. 

Late To The Table finally strikes it rich by combining podcasts and pornography.   Listen as Mike and Rich do the whole show naked.  Hey, you can’t prove we didn’t.

Ok. Ok.  We’re not late to a table.  This is current.  There are spoilers.  SPOILERS. Rich intensely talks about the Expanded universe, Mike dicks around and talks about robot hand jobs, Brent is just a nice, stand up guy who likes Star Wars…you know usual Late To The Table stuff.    BUUUUT, different than a standard episode.  A free wheelin’ talk about a current movie.  IT’S THE ONLY WAY WE COULD...

The guys finally complete their Jedi training/destiny and watch Die Hard.  Does it hold up?  Is it the greatest Christmas movie ever?  Probably.  Listen don’t pretend you’re not all just watching Star Wars now.  I see you.  I see you Kyle.  In Berlin Connecticut.  GO AHEAD.  Watch Star Wars.  Just listen to Late to the Table while you’re waiting in line baby! *It’s not the best episode ever, I mea...