Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

We are no closer to finding Paul but we DID find someone else! Tune in NOW to hear a brand new intro with a very special and very familiar voice! Spoiler Alert: It’s not Paul. Dir. John Hough Writers Burt Wetanson, Michael Vines, John Hough Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:   www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik'...

Ket finishes telling Arik about Weapons. Much to Ket’s delight, he remained completely and utterly clueless as to what horrors were befalling us in this tale of creepy crapbags galore. And here’s the good news about Kim not getting to hear about this absolute masterpiece! When she’s extracted the human living inside her, we can do this film for a live watch with our Patreon Sammies! Most important...

Ket tells Kim- I mean Arik, about Weapons starring Josh Brolin, June Diane Raphael and Julia Garner. Ket was VERY excited to tell this to Kim but since Kim’s body is being taken over and consumed by a tiny creepy crapbag growing inside her, Ket was forced to enlist her OTHER life partner to be utterly frightened and confused. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Arik survives… whatever the eff it is we...

Kim finishes telling Ket about Dangerous Animals. Ketryn’s PTSD is in full effect as Kim forces her to brave the horrors of the sea once again. Kim’s heart sings with mirth as Ketryn chokes on salty fear. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Dangerous Animals. Dir. Sean Byrne Writer Nick Lepard Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  ...

Kim sees fit to traumatize Ketryn, yet again, in her final moments of being a not-Mom, by chucking Ket into the ocean again. She does it with the glee of a monster. One thing Kim has in common with our main character of the film, Dangerous Animals, is her love of “doing it for the show.” Stay tuned to see if Ket survives the open sea, next week, in Part 2. Dir. Sean Byrne Writer Nick Lepard Suppor...

Ket finishes telling Kim about The Parenting and, thank Goddess, we’re JUST dealing with demons and monsters and not awkward conversations to and about your mother-in-law’s p***y. The relief on Kim’s face, when she realized she’d only have to deal with violent and terrifying demonic possessions, was pure relief. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Parenting. Dir. Craig Joh...

Ket tells Kim about The Parenting starring powerhouses like Edie Falco, Lisa Kudrow, Brian Cox and… one of our favorite TV “Hanks.” Now that we’re doing part 1 and part 2, the very pregnant Kim can rest with Bimberly after one of the most harrowing displays of awkward parental interactions ever documented. Stay tuned to find out if Kim will survive part 2 of The Parenting, next week. Dir. Cra...

Kim tells Ket the second half of The Monkey. We get to the bottom of Kim’s shockingly incorrect account of Theo James' attractiveness. We can call off the 5150 for that. We also appreciate that Osgood Perkins feels we’ve earned some fun after the Pretty Things That Live Under The Stairs in The Blackcoat’s Daughters' Closets of Longlegs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The...

Kim tells Ket about The Monkey starring Tatiana Maslany (yay!), Adam Scott (Ket’s old flame*) and Theo James (hubba hubba). Kim comes in with a completely incorrect opinion about Theo James - Bimberly must be fully sucking the life out of her brain. Ket comes in with a bad attitude and homicidal tendencies. Stay tuned for Part 2 to find out, quite literally, who makes it out alive. *Adam Scott is...

Ket finishes telling Kim about the harrowing, post-rapture cinematic vehicle for our beloved Samara Weaving. Listen, we get she’s “acting,” but are you gonna tell us you wouldn’t pick Samara for your apocalypse survival squad if you were team captain??? Get real. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Azrael. Dir. E.L. Katz Writer Simon Barrett Support the girls on PATREON for so...

Ket tells Kim about Azrael. The movie poster has Samara Weaving on it… that’s kinda all the girls need to know about it. As usual, no one can walk the line between kicking ass and getting their ass kicked like Samara Weaving and looking like a g’damn Queen while doing it. Also, it’s post-rapture… we still gotta go to church? Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Jesus makes another lap, I guess. Dir. E....

Kim finishes telling Ket about Sinners. Listen, what the vamps are sellin’ doesn’t sound half bad. A cohesive and joyful family? Sure, you gotta eat blood but we can think of like 10 people off the top of the dome that don’t deserve all their blood. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Sinners. Writer/Director Ryan Coogler Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (b...

Kim tells Ket the first half of the acclaimed Sinners, starring Michael B. Jordan and Michael B. Jordan. Honestly, they’d happily take 2 or 3 more MBJs, if ya got ‘em. Throw in a few Hailee Steinfelds too, while you’re at it. Stay tuned for next week’s part 2 to see how it all shakes out! Writer/Director Ryan Coogler Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: &nb...

Ket finishes telling Kim about Alan Ormsby’s 1982 remake of an equally bizarre 1942 Cat People. But not quite as bizarre as Kim flexing her LACK of errant cat puke about her home as if she’s NOT about to be covered in Bimberly poop for the rest of her life. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Cat People Dir. Paul Schrader Writers DeWitt Bodeen, Alan Ormsby, Paul Schrader 90 Be...

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Ket tells Kim about Her People… ‘scuse me, I meant CAT People. She tells her about the 1982 remake, Cat People, written by her one time and forevermore nemesis, Alan Ormsby. Kim reveals herself as a Juggling Advocate. Stay tuned for next week’s part 2 to see if Kim converts to CATolicism. ::exits:: Dir. Paul Schrader Writers DeWitt Bodeen, Alan Ormsby, Paul Schrader Support the girls on PATREON fo...

Ket & Arik are joined again by the hilarious Kim Burns (Ket’s co-host on KIM & KET STAY ALIVE… MAYBE) as they sink their teeth into Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 6 “Halloween.” This week, Angel wears what appear to be hand-me-downs, Buffy wears the wrong color, and Willow wears… well, we’re not exactly sure what Willow’s dressed as.  Now that we know Giles can kick some as...

Kim continues telling Ket about Evil Dead Rise. Kim tries to guess the weight limit of a common elevator. She’s extremely incorrect. We also get a little throwback to a familiar ear worm. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or RISE in Evil Dead Rise. Writer/Director Lee Cronin Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:   www.patreon.com/kimandkets...

Kim tells Ket about Evil Dead Rise… but not until after Ket explains duck sex. Ketryn clocked that Sam Raimi was involved with this movie based on the sheer amount of mouth horror, alone! Also, the girls are going to start their own line of overly specific commemorative mugs. Stay tuned for part 2, next week, where we’re sure everyone's mouths are fine and not revolting. Writer/Director Lee Cronin...

Ket continues telling Kim about the fairytale of The Ugly Stepsister. We ended on a pretty high note. The Prince is within her grasp… I’m sure it will turn out super awesome and totally fine. Psych! Picture The Substance with bustles. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Ugly Stepsister. Writer/Director Emilie Blichfeldt Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON...

Ket tells Kim the story of Cinderella… ‘s ugly stepsister. And it gets… ugly. First and foremost, Ketryn needs the Sammies to tell her from what she recognizes the actress who plays Alma. Please and thank you. Stay tuned for part 2, next week, where we’re sure everyone lives happily ever after… right?! Writer/Director Emilie Blichfeldt Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus co...

Kim continues telling Ket about The Curse of La Llorona. But don’t worry! Mr. Cooper AND Mr. Gooper both come to help out. The girls continue to make plans for Bimberly’s inevitable moments of creepy crapbagness. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Curse of La Llorona. Dir. Michael Chavez Writers Mikki Daughtry, Tobias Iaconis Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BO...

Kim tells Ket about the 2019 spooky Linda Cardellini film, The Curse of La Llorona. So, naturally they talk about flies, gnats, the difference between a command and a request, how to pronounce Anna and Ana and, of course, Balki from Perfect Strangers. Stay tuned for part 2 to see what other 90’s sitcom star makes an appearance. Dir. Michael Chavez Writers Mikki Daughtry, Tobias Iaconis Support the...

Ket finishes telling Kim about Jason in Space a.k.a. Jason X a.k.a. Get me out of here. As if the trauma of having to watch this turd pile wasn’t enough, the girls are also forced to relive all of their criminally bad fashion choices from this era. For shame! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Jason X. Dir. James Isaac Writers Todd Farmer, Victor Miller Support the girls on P...

Ket tells Kim about the next installment in our beloved (?) Friday the 13th franchise, Jason X. Otherwise, known as Jason in SPACE! After Ket had to watch this, she demands that Kim consider the debt owed to her, after she had to watch Thankskilling, paid in full. Stay tuned for Part 2 to see if the girls can avoid shooting themselves out into space… Dir. James Isaac Writers Todd Farmer, Victor Mi...