Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Kim tells Ket about James Wan’s new horror, Malignant, starring Annabelle Wallis, Maddie Hassan and George Young. Right off the bat, Kim needs a refresher on how things work. Does she need to finish watching the movie? How do questions work? The girls also dive a little deeper into the terrifying “backwards hammock knee” syndrome they discovered in episode 117. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket...

Ket tells Kim about the movie that has been guessed literally every week for 161 episodes, The Visit, starring Olivia DeJonge and Ed Oxenbould. Kim tells us about the scariest place on the planet (oddly, it’s not the inside of a freakishly large oven). It finally comes out that Ket has installed surveillance cameras in Kim’s apartment. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The V...

Kim tells Ket about the 1979 bonkers Tourist Trap starring NOT Linda Carter. The girls discuss what “diversity”meant in the 70’s. An old demon friend drops by to catch up. Welcome back, Jerry TooNEYtown! Kim adds “wet diaper” impression to her reSUme and Ketryn lights her diaper on fire! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Tourist Trap. Dir. David SchmoellerWriters David Schmo...

Ket tells Kim about the 1995 horror flick starring their old pal the Cryptkeeper in his film debut, Tale from the Crypt: Demon Knight, starring Billy Zane and Jada Pinkett (not yet Smith)! The girls see what Lowell from Wings has been up to. They then spend literally the rest of the episode trying not to have demon sex with Billy Zane. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Tale...

Kim tells Ket about Candyman (1992) starring smokeshow Tony Todd and Virginia Madsen in honor of the release of Nia DaCosta’s Candyman. The girls talk about their favorite bathroom waterbeds and point out all of the Arrested Development references in the film. They discuss the pros and cons of shared medicine cabinets and how Candyman is basically Tinkerbell. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket w...

Recorded live in October 2020, Kim and Ket tell their dear friend @therealpaigetaylor about They Live starring Roddy Roddy Pipey and Keith David. Feel free to play our drinking game along with us but make sure you don’t have any plans the next day. So grab your sunglasses (Drink!) Most importantly, we’ll learn if Paige will live or die in They Live. Dir. John CarpenterWriters John Carpenter, Ray N...

Recorded live for the Campfire Tales Winter 2021 edition, the girls take turns telling each other an episode from horror TV. Ket tells Kim about an episode of The Veil called “Jack the Ripper” starring Boris Karloff and JUDIIIIIIIIIITH. Kim tells Ket about an episode of The Hitchhiker called “Man of her Dreams” starring red roses and white carnations.  As always, most importantly, we’ll learn if t...

Ket tells Kim about the 4th installment of their Friday the 13th series with The Final Chapter written by… everyone. All the writers. We learn that Tommy is the founder of Spirit Halloween’s mask collection. We are revisited by the magical towel from all the way back in episode two! All the while, we discover that Jason can fly. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Friday the 1...

Kim tells Ket about the Shudder original, Caveat, starring Jonathan French, Ben Caplan and Leila Sykes. The girls pitch their new mascot idea to Peloton: a pelican pulling its spine out its mouth. The film features ONE (I repeat, ONE) Jacob Marley chain. And Kim tries to coerce Ketryn into singing 5-star reviews again. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Caveat. Dir. Damian Mc...

Ket tells Kim about the brand new release, Werewolves Within, starring Sam Richardson, Milana Vantrub and Cheyenne Jackson. The girls are so happy to be back to recording regular episodes. They’re a little rusty and their mics are a bit flacid but they made it! So grab your wolf cosplay and be the fish you want to see in the neighborhood pond of the world… or something. Most importantly, we’ll lea...

Recorded live in March 2020, Kim and Ket tell their dear friend @therealpaigetaylor about Leprechaun starring Warwick Davis and the one and only JennyAn. Feel free to play our drinking game along with us but make sure you don’t have any plans the next day. So grab your jars of pee! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Paige will live or die in Leprechaun. Dir. Mark JonesWriter Mark JonesListen to seas...

Recorded live for the Campfire Tales Winter 2021 edition, the girls take turns telling each other an episode from horror TV. Ket tells Kim about episode one of Freddy’s Nightmare called “No More Mr. Nice Guy” starring dear ole’ Robert Englund, himself. Kim tells Ket about an episode of The Hammer House of Horror called “The Silent Scream” starring Daddy Cox and Peter Cushing.  As always, most impo...

Recorded live for the Campfire Tales September 2020 edition, the girls take turns telling each other an episode from horror TV. Ket tells Kim about an episode of Tales from the Crypt called “Dead Right” starring Demi Moore and George Bluth. Kim tells Ket about the episode called “Only Sin Deep” starring Caroline in the City. As always, most importantly, we’ll learn if the girls will live or die in...

Recorded live for the Campfire Tales October 2020 edition and also Ketryn’s Birthday, the girls take turns telling each other an episode from horror TV. Ket tells Kim about an episode of Tales from the Darkside called Circus starring Old Old Uncle Circus Man. Kim tells Ket about an episode of Monsters starring Grueler, Kristy and Donna Martin. As always, most importantly, we’ll learn if the girls...

In honor of the unexpected, but welcomed, LGBTQIA+ icon, Kim tells Ket about The Babadook. Ketryn’s swiss cheese memory comes in handy because, based on her final score, you’d never know she’d seen this before. Kim comes face-to-face with Babaroach and lives to tell the tale. They both discover just how accordion-like their wombs are. We hope you (that’s the rural “you”) enjoy it. Most importantly...

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Chelsea Stardust and Hayley Griffith. Chelsea is a Los Angeles filmmaker responsible for such films as All that we Destroy and Satanic Panic. Chelsea even lured the star of Satanic Panic, Hayley Griffith, down to the cellar with her! Hayley is an actress from the Big Apple. They’re both the latest victims of the Quiz Show Killer. Will...

Happy Pride Month! Ket tells Kim about the LGBTQ+ representative horror film, What Keeps You Alive, starring Hannah Emily Anderson and Brittany Allen. The girls add not one, but three more types of terrifying space. Ket reminds everyone, including Kim, that Kim cannot swim for shit so that everyone can be on the alert should you find her near water. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live o...

Ket tells Kim about Ridley Scott’s Alien starring Sigourney Weaver. The girls kick off by talking about Mare of Easttown (SPOILER ALERT min 2:31-12:02). The girls confirm that their least favorite kind of space is definitely SPACE space, with snow space and underwater space tied for second. Just like Goldilocks, the girls have to decide on just the right ship. But instead of 3 bears it's ONE GIANT...

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Sadie Katz and Mike Mendez. Mike is a filmmaker from LA who has been making films since the age of 8 yrs. old. Sadie is a writer and actress who you DO NOT want to sit next to while watching Scream. These two spitfires are the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Mike and Sadie survive the cellar and escape with their lives? Or...

Ket tells Kim about the 2 hour and 28 minute Zack Snyder cut of Army of the Dead starring Dave Bautista and Tig Notaro. The fellas from Entourage make an appearance. The girls learn just how cheugy they really are. All while Ket keeps track of the most important parts of the movie to skip to in this 2 HOUR AND 28 MINUTE MOVIE. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Army of the De...

Kim tells Ket about another 1972 classic, Blacula, starring William Marshall, Vonetta McGee and Denise Nicholas. The girls coin a far more appropriate nickname for Dracula the Douchebag. They contemplate the (not)hide-a-keys of the 70’s as well as wonder how anyone made plans ever. They also extend a formal invitation to their necks. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Blacula...

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by the dashing Matt Mercer @mercershark and Graham Skipper @skipstagraham. Matt is a LA based filmmaker whose latest project is Dementia II. This spooky film also stars Graham Skipper, an actor and founder of the Rated-R Speakeasy in Los Angeles. These deadly dudes are the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Matt and Graham survi...

Ket tells Kim about the 1972 Christopher Lee/ Peter Cushing team-up, Horror Express. It also stars “The Cheshire Cat” from the 1985 TV Movie Alice in Wonderland, much to Ketryn’s delight. The girls coin a new term that will, undoubtedly, be used by and to describe Ketryn often: “hearthbagging.” They also determine that Satan has also read Neil Strauss’ early-aught bestseller, The Game, to neg monk...

Kim tells Ket about Lucky, starring Brea Grant and directed by Natasha Kermani. The girls get real about where they would truly find themselves at the end of a horror movie. It’s not “dead” but it rhymes with “my me mu.” They also determine their social anxiety safe word. So put up your devil ears and let’s get Lucky. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Lucky. Dir. Natasha Ker...

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by the amazing Brea Grant and Natasha Kermani. Brea Grant is a filmmaker/writer who wrote/starred in the SXSW 2020 feature, LUCKY, directed by Natasha Kermani. Natasha is an Iranian-American filmmaker and the co-founder of Illium Pictures. These gorgeous Duchesses of Darkness are also the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Brea...