How Long Gone

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in London, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about the Ice Cube bobblehead night at the Dodger game, Zach Bryan's recent hairline procedure, we take an anti-"choreo" stance, backflip contracts, European grain digestion, Chris took a photograph of sausage, R Kelly vs. Stevie Wonder, Will Smith's indie sleaze era, Chris put the lymphatic massage suit on backwards...

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in London, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about the Ice Cube bobblehead night at the Dodger game, Zach Bryan's recent hairline procedure, we take an anti-"choreo" stance, backflip contracts, European grain digestion, Chris took a photograph of sausage, R Kelly vs. Stevie Wonder, Will Smith's indie sleaze era, Chris put the lymphatic massage suit on backwards...

Lorde is a musician; her newest record, Virgin , is out soon. We chat about her water bottle, how long she hid under a New York City manhole, her Gatorade flavor, the intoxicating coast of Puglia, how long she's been listening to us podcast, and the products that she's purchased from our ads, how she's monitoring the album situation, how she Met Galas, her experience at the GQ Man Of The Year part...

Lorde is a musician; her newest record, Virgin, is out soon. We chat about her water bottle, how long she hid under a New York City manhole, her Gatorade flavor, the intoxicating coast of Puglia, how long she's been listening to us podcast, and the products that she's purchased from our ads, how she's monitoring the album situation, how she Met Galas, her experience at the GQ Man Of The Year party...

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Puglia on a fashion retreat, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about whether or not it's ok to wear camouflage in this political climate, Chris is finally coming to Los Angeles, how many iPhone "pickups" Chris has, the pros and cons of unhealthy competition, the relationship between Bob Dylan and Machine Gun Kelly, the cringe spectrum, Kelly Clarkson's Since...

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Puglia on a fashion retreat, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about whether or not it's ok to wear camouflage in this political climate, Chris is finally coming to Los Angeles, how many iPhone "pickups" Chris has, the pros and cons of unhealthy competition, the relationship between Bob Dylan and Machine Gun Kelly, the cringe spectrum, Kelly Clarkson's Since...

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about horseback riding, Supreme Leader Trump's parade, DatPiff.com presents: No Kings, Brad Pitt's new look, a deeper look at Yo Mama, line cooks of TikTok, what's Usher doing with those cherries, is Turnstile hardcore? And we need Justin Bieber to hit a paparazzi. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlo...

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about horseback riding, Supreme Leader Trump's parade, DatPiff.com presents: No Kings, Brad Pitt's new look, a deeper look at Yo Mama, line cooks of TikTok, what's Usher doing with those cherries, is Turnstile hardcore? And we need Justin Bieber to hit a paparazzi. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlo...

Alex Kazemi is a writer from Vancouver, CA. His newest book, New Millennium Boyz , is now available in paperback. We chat about golf carts with ApplePlay, prep for Lyme's, Playboi Carti's diamond lollipop, Virgo Straight Edge, hunting for pants at Vineyard Vines, non-sexual escorts, offline computing as a writer's aide, the PornHub awards, late 90's and y2k aesthetics, freak-off fomo, the Welcome...

Alex Kazemi is a writer from Vancouver, CA. His newest book, New Millennium Boyz, is now available in paperback. We chat about golf carts with ApplePlay, prep for Lyme's, Playboi Carti's diamond lollipop, Virgo Straight Edge, hunting for pants at Vineyard Vines, non-sexual escorts, offline computing as a writer's aide, the PornHub awards, late 90's and y2k aesthetics, freak-off fomo, the Welcome T...

Max Jolliffe is an ultra-marathon trail runner from Orange County, CA. His new documentary, King of Moab , is available now on YouTube. We chat about the launch of Smartless Mobil, Apple's Liquid Glass, VF's new editor, his girlfriend teaches a 5:30 Barry's class, how to run a marathon's distance daily with a full-time job, his resting heart rate, his sobriety to stairclimber plan, the Normatec hi...

Max Jolliffe is an ultra-marathon trail runner from Orange County, CA. His new documentary, King of Moab, is available now on YouTube. We chat about the launch of Smartless Mobil, Apple's Liquid Glass, VF's new editor, his girlfriend teaches a 5:30 Barry's class, how to run a marathon's distance daily with a full-time job, his resting heart rate, his sobriety to stairclimber plan, the Normatec hip...

James Frey is a writer and businessman currently living in Connecticut. His newest book, Next To Heaven , is out June 17th. We chat with him about Mariah Carey at the Interview Magazine party, being cancelled before cancellations happened, bouncing a bar in Chicago, the age he began inbibing, why he loves to drive (very) fast, a detailed account of his entire writing process, he started playing ho...

James Frey is a writer and businessman currently living in Connecticut. His newest book, Next To Heaven, is out June 17th. We chat with him about Mariah Carey at the Interview Magazine party, being cancelled before cancellations happened, bouncing a bar in Chicago, the age he began inbibing, why he loves to drive (very) fast, a detailed account of his entire writing process, he started playing hoc...

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about Chris apparently never having dreams, how to cheat at the DMV, if its a turnoff to see a guy pushing a shopping cart at the grocerty store, TJ goes off on rappers "Clipse, " Chris is watching stand up comedy again, a new kind of cookie involving seaweed, TJ makes a baseball related annoucement, we're intereste...

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about Chris apparently never having dreams, how to cheat at the DMV, if its a turnoff to see a guy pushing a shopping cart at the grocerty store, TJ goes off on rappers "Clipse, " Chris is watching stand up comedy again, a new kind of cookie involving seaweed, TJ makes a baseball related annoucement, we're intereste...

Adam Roberts is a writer from New York whose debut novel, Food Person, just arrived. He's an OG food blogger, podcaster, and former neighbor of Jason's, so they have plenty to catch up about. We chat about Marc Maron's retirement announcement, Reneé R*pp hates the straights, Chris's beef with a United States postal worker, where to find a bagel in Atlanta, Katz's Deli erotica, the early days of Ga...

Adam Roberts is a writer from New York whose debut novel, Food Person, just arrived. He's an OG food blogger, podcaster, and former neighbor of Jason's, so they have plenty to catch up about. We chat about Marc Maron's retirement announcement, Reneé R*pp hates the straights, Chris's beef with a United States postal worker, where to find a bagel in Atlanta, Katz's Deli erotica, the early days of Ga...

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason was in Lake Tahoe. We chat about half-marathon nipple chafing, total body deodorant, Fox News reply guys, Gen Z doesn't want to start a bar tab, getting good at Googling, four-named graphic designers, the religious undertones of matcha raves in Dubai, how Timmy got Kylie out to Indiana on a Saturday night, Taylor reheated her masters just in ti...

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason was in Lake Tahoe. We chat about half-marathon nipple chafing, total body deodorant, Fox News reply guys, Gen Z doesn't want to start a bar tab, getting good at Googling, four-named graphic designers, the religious undertones of matcha raves in Dubai, how Timmy got Kylie out to Indiana on a Saturday night, Taylor reheated her masters just in ti...

Jeff Goldblum is an actor and musician currently living in Florence, Italy, but speaking with us today from the Carlyle Hotel in New York City. His newest record, Jeff Goldblum & The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra's Still Blooming , is out now. We chat about a Thom Browne party, an Echo Park book party, and a dinner at Baby Bistro , Jeff has two different smoothies going while we record, big floppy...

Jeff Goldblum is an actor and musician currently living in Florence, Italy, but speaking with us today from the Carlyle Hotel in New York City. His newest record, Jeff Goldblum & The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra's Still Blooming, is out now. We chat about a Thom Browne party, an Echo Park book party, and a dinner at Baby Bistro, Jeff has two different smoothies going while we record, big floppy bow t...

Rico Nasty is a musician currently living in Los Angeles. Her newest record, LETHAL, is out now. We chat about Todd Chrisley's first day out, the 2025 American Music Awards, The Rehearsal finale, Halloween decorations, her assistant's duties, selling feet pics, Lil Wayne and Lil B, Elle Fanning, her unique genealogy, Puerto Rican music, teaching her kid how to microwave, and the current state of h...

Rico Nasty is a musician currently living in Los Angeles. Her newest record, LETHAL, is out now. We chat about Todd Chrisley's first day out, the 2025 American Music Awards, The Rehearsal finale, Halloween decorations, her assistant's duties, selling feet pics, Lil Wayne and Lil B, Elle Fanning, her unique genealogy, Puerto Rican music, teaching her kid how to microwave, and the current state of h...

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about a recent Daily Mail post about our Jake Tapper episode last month, is it gay to tell your homie goodnight? Kevin Morby's breakfast sandwich, Caesar Salad Propaganda, the world is discovering Adrien Brody's fine art, sculptor Brad Pitt, a dissection of Chris Martin's scoop-neck tops, if Russel Brand is Wario, t...