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This week, 2nd-time guest Jack Shirai comes in to discuss with us the matter of gas-powered robots. Other Important issues include: our teenage drinking habits, Pacific Rim slashfic, and our many, many Destiny 2 defeats. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Kelly Wright Special Guest: Jack Shirai, Destiny Caller Beer of the Week: Spinnaker's Spiced Apple Ale Music by Sebastian Bender

This week, we discuss the finer points of Stephen King's ouevre while sipping fine, oak-aged beer. Then after that we talk about why furry afficianados need to buy an SNES Classic. It's a smooth transition. Also this week Matt brings up his favourite animes involving supernatural nocturnal creatures, we vet Ken Burns' haircut, and give a history lesson on how the NGage destroyed Finland. Hosts: Ch...

This week, the gang decides that pewdiepie's gotten too big for his britches, and they're the *only ones* who can end his reign of terror. By idly and impotently discussing the latest stupid, racist thing he's done while simultaneously making fun of Sweden. But also, Happy Destiny 2 week y'all! We here at the Destinyfa clan would like you to know that we're currently enlisting! Are you tired of pe...

To be sure, it's not that we at Supper Hopped-Up are *Pro* cult, we're more cult-adjacent. This week we decode the Anti-Fap riddle, planning the constitution for our flat leadership-structured Destiny 2 clan, and which fantasy gods would be down to party. Matt also discusses to us his arduous journey of self-discovery completing Pillars of Eternity, Norris discusses hammering nerds at PAX West, an...

This week starts with some honest discussion on circular self-love, and kind of just devolves into a deep dark pit for a while. We get out of it though with some good beer, brought to us by nepotism! Also this week Dave's at the helm of the intergalactic bang bus, Kelly plans a hostile takeover of our future Destiny 2 clan, and Norris loves the shadows in his heart. Hosts: Chris Norris, Mike Parke...

Gather 'round all and I'll tell you a tale. A tale of an adorable miniature console and the planet it destroyed. There's first some bad poetry and sci fi. But for real at the day of recording was the day the SNES Classic went up for pre-order. And it was an absolute *nightmare.* Blood on the streets. A massacre. Also Diablo 3, Injustice 2, and idly discussing a new Nidhogg tournament. A new champi...

The gang finally bends the knee this week to Game of Thrones fandom, where despite our best efforts we talk about this latest season. Dave also throws down against Baby Driver, Mike swears he knows Star Wars, and Norris is super excited about a Batman movie marathon. Also even *more* Zelda: Breathe of the Wild talk, and we all decide the phrase "Penis Parker" is hilarious. Oh hey, also! There's go...

The boys are in the house this week, as we try to decide which Cory would make the best final boss. Also discussed, pivoting the podcast from video games to sex gear, before deciding video games may actually be the grosser topic. Also: Hearthstone expansions, Valve's new game announcement, reality television, Resident Evil, Persona 5, Pyre, and sexual exploitation in the game industry. One of thos...

We tricked a real-live guest into the studio this week: Kevin Regamey, one of the founders of Power Up Audio and the current record holder for the Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons speedrun. So we prettied up for company and diverted from our usual bullshit, in order to talk up the speedrunning community, some of the methodologies behind glitch hunting, and what drives someone to want to go *as fast a...

Topics this week include: Neopets as a Scientology plot, our collective lack of sex in university, and playing a game called "Pokemon or Big Data." Also Kelly's discussion of Fortnite heats up the console/PC conflict, Dave doesn't want to kiss any aliens not ever, Norris balls to the wall, and Matt has some strong feelings about dating sims. Hosts: Chris Norris, Matt Emery, David Beebe, Kelly Wrig...

You know we're right. Also we do beer talk, video game talk, Netflix anime talk, and EVO tournament talk. Which I guess is also video game talk. The gang also settles on what our next big movie marathon's gonna be, and needless to say we're already excited. Hosts: Chris Norris, Matt Emery, David Beebe, Kelly Wright Beer of the Week: Sierra Nevada Sidecare Orange Pale Ale Music by Sebastian Bender

We had to debrief after last week's podcast, and it turns out we're all bad people and we're all very sorry. Especially Mike. For *THIS* week, Norris states his opposition to Guinness, Matt scientifically proves Family Guy was worse than The Simpsons, but we all agree that nothing will ever be as good as King of the Hill. Kelly likes being called "Commander", Mike wants to live in Hyrule, and Norr...

Sometimes we have some good event ideas on this podcast. Sometimes, we don't. We'll leave it up to *you* to decide if this episode was the former or the latter, as the gang and special guest @roshirai sit on a bunch of couches and figure out what life is like after watching all 6 Resident Evil films in quick succession. It's another movie marathon day! Which once again takes on a distinct, "Heart...

On this week's episode of the Friendscast, the podcast that talks solely about the hit 90's sitcom Friends, we reminisce on our favourite episode, where Ross and Chandler decide on a suicide pact but give up when they both realize the gun's too heavy. There's also discussion on the inherent beauty of a pepperoni and mustard Subway sandwich, the ingrained madness to a Resident Evil movie marathon,...

We've got a special guest on this week, pixel artist and awesome Vancouverite Chibwé Mweene, so *of course* most of the regular gang is out sick. That doesn't stop us though from talking pixel art, fighting games, and so much god damn Dragon Ball Z it hurts. We also discuss the the triumphant return of the Duke, the curious return of Atari hardware, and for some inexcusable reason we end up talkin...

It's that time of year again, when everyone unhinges their jaw and is force-fed all the raw, uncut pixels they need in order to feel something this holiday season; that's right E3 baby! Before that though we start the festivities by discussing which alcohol best gets our cut on, what anime Barron Trump probably digs, why those kids won't stop blaring dubstep outside. As for E3, we talk about all t...

Sometimes moments arise when a person, for completely personal reasons, has to buy new pants. This week we talk about those moments. Also in this week's podcast Norris discusses his complicated feelings about someone stealing his identity to get laid, we discuss which member of SHU would do best on Grindr, and decide that a sexy calendar is the only way we'll be able to make money. David also admi...

This week a lame beer trick has led to the inception of prank war, which is like regular war but more brutal. Also Kelly doesn't appreciate getting hit on by every male NPC, Matt is training a machine to kill, everyone learns a little bit about synthetic weed, and we discuss the business viability of a sex-robot blowjob cafe. Turns out we have more opinions on sex robots. Hosts: Chris Norris, Kell...

We start this week by putting Iceland on the list; they may have some pretty good beer but too many poets so we really had no choice. The gang also envisions a dystopian muppet world, Dave has a love for muscled heroes in tights, Kelly continues infuriating Norris with his Dragon Age saga, and everyone expresses their feelings about sexual sadism. Also, some Horizon: Zero Dawn, some plans on how t...

This week, Kelly brings a parental with him to discuss their plans for taking over youtube. It mostly just involves Kelly's mom dunking on him repeatedly. Also this week, Norris misplaced his subscription to shitty hipster quarterly, Kelly admits he's a wet, wet boy, Emery has a dark secret he needs to tell everyone, and we all agree The Italian Job is good. Hosts: Chris Norris, Kelly Wright, Matt...

It's not racist if it's an accident, right? This week the gang starts by digging a metaphorical hole and never really finding a way to get out of it. We also decide ad-hoc to try and rank Zack Synder's entire film ouevre, make fun of Australians again, and Mike finds out who Blue Beetle is. Also in a very special segment this week the team learns a little something about what would happen if a GI...

The team only spits hot fyre this week, as the podcast boys announces their influencer roles for a hot new concert all the kids are talking about. There's also discussion on 40's as a gentrifying agent, going Apocalypse Now on semi-invisible robot dogs, throwing down against Marvel Vs Capcom Infinite, and agreeing that, if given the opportunity, you should always do acid while fighting Nazis with...

The gang remembers why they don't normally record on Sundays this episode, because they're all deeply broken people with absolutely nothing left in the tank by the end of the week. As such we discuss whether the podcast needs a wartime or peactime cicerone, heretical religious acts, and whether or not we can guess a beer's IBU. Norris plans a movie marathon, Kelly has romantic group activities for...

There's no need for any of that "video game" talk this week, since we all know video games are just a fad anyway. *This week* the gang asks the truly hard-hitting question: what was the best hair metal band of all time. We also discuss our teenage drinking habits, Mike totally ships Nolan North and Troy Baker, Dave realizes that he's also into giant robot dinosaurs, and Norris solves Hyrule. Then...

It's Intentional-Poisoning Day at Super Hopped-Up Hall, as the boys drink sugar-fied root beer drink before devising the best way to get a porn-beer-related sponsorship. Kelly starts a Dragon Age heresy, Norris is surprised that not everyone else just tortured their Sims, Mike enjoys the bitter tears of Hearthstone nerds, and Dave realizes he'll never find love in another shooter relationship. Hos...