Happy Hour

We're a bit distracted by Olympic hockey... were you rooting for a USA-Canada matchup? Do you root for a best-on-best matchup or the easier matchup for your team? The Tigers start playing tomorrow! We offer up some Unsolicited Advice to a woman whose boyfriend is awful at gift-giving... and break the news to her that she's probably not his only woman. The Oshawa Generals ask their fans to bathe, a...

We've made it to the first fake spring! Adam gives us our daily Olympic hockey update. Sean doesn't get why people want the Lions to trade David Montgomery. In the least shocking news ever published, a new study says couples that can afford to pay somebody else to do their basic household tasks are happier. The same people who are upset that players in the transfer portal era aren't passionate abo...

Justin Verlander is coming home! We did not expect the Tigers to be the first team in town to make a major move, but we're here for it! Sean is still convinced the Pistons will be the first team to raise a banner, though. What's the ceiling for the Tigers in 2026? Sean thinks making the World Series is within the realm of possibility. Nick Castellanos is a free agent, and Sean wants no part of it....

This was one of the worst Super Bowls we've ever seen, and the commercials weren't much better. But there were a few that didn't suck, at least! We're still not really sure what people were upset about with the halftime show. Or why anyone would even want to watch the alternative. The Red Wings are about to team up with... whatever entity is broadcasting the Tigers in 2026. Why is it that sports t...

It's Super Bowl weekend! Yeah, you're still gonna watch, but do you even have a rooting interest in this one? A lot of people don't, apparently. Sean offers up four reasons to root for the Seahawks on Sunday. Maxx Crosby wants out of Vegas. Could the Lions bring him home? The Tigers finally make a major move! Were we wrong about Chris Illitch not being willing to spend? What is the ceiling for thi...

How much do you really care about this year's Super Bowl? The Pistons should make a move at the deadline... but will they? What's the ceiling on this team if they don't make a move? The Red Wings hit a bit of a skid before the Olympic break. The only thing dumber than the backlash to the Super Bowl halftime show is the alternative halftime show that was just announced. Needless to say, we couldn't...

Why do we have an extra week in between the NFL Conference Championship games and the Super Bowl? And we don't wanna hear a damn thing about the Pro Bowl. It seems inevitable that we're gonna end up with an 18th game... and international games for everyone. Yay. Tracy Morgan refuses to give money to a homeless dude that he went to school with, but he had a pretty damn good reason not to. Adam ques...

Well, at least one of the NFL games this weekend was an actual game... and we have our Super Bowl matchup! We also have a debate over whether Matt Stafford deserves to have his number retired by the Lions. You can probably guess where Sean comes down on that one. The Lions make another addition to the coaching staff, and Sean is convinced it means there might be some real moves on the player side...

It may be ridiculously cold today, but at least we're not getting the Deathstorm everybody else is, and Sean may be getting a little bit of enjoyment out of the rest of the co9untry's suffering. We get a little insight on just what the Tigers are asking for Tarik Skubal, and... yeah, there's no way he gets traded. Amon-Ra St. Brown calls out fans for their reaction to the Drew Petzing hire. With A...

We're all kind of over this winter weather. The Red Wings stay at the top of the Eastern Conference! Will they make a move at the deadline? Sean is not convinced. The Lions hire a new OC! Not the hire a lot of people were hoping for, but Sean isn't upset with it. We recap the weekend in NFL action; did Josh Allen blow his best chance at a Super Bowl? The Flint Firebirds do one of those ridiculous...

Strap yourselves in, it's a long show today... we did a full hour of overtime on WMIC! We've hit the $60 million mark for a single-season MLB salary. Clearly Major League Baseball is broken and headed for a shutdown in 2027. Would a salary cap fix it? Would you even want a salary cap? We offer some Unsolicited Advice to a dude who dumped his girl for sneaking around with her guy best friend, and a...

The Tigers are looking for starting pitching help... but only if Tarik Skubal doesn't get his asking price in arbitration. More proof that the Tigers are not a serious baseball organization. At least the Red Wings aren't disappointing us? The weekend in NFL action was great... too bad the media coverage was not up to the task. How does Tony Romo still have a job? A reporter at the Jaguars' press c...

The Tigers and Tarik Skubal can't even agree on a price for next season. What hope do you have to re-sign him after that? The Tigers aren't serious about signing him, or trading him, or even building to win with him in 2026, so what are we doing? Why is it that all the GM's in this town are afraid to make a move? At least the Lions are trying to make a bold move for a new offensive coordinator. On...

We're still recovering from our respective New Year's festivities. Sean and Adam are one comment away from being the subject of an upcoming Thumbing Through The Archives. Lapeer Main Street director Jim Alt drops by to tell us what's going on in downtown Lapeer. The Red Wings are still at the top of the Eastern Conference! We offer some Unsolicited Advice to a woman that hates her mother-in-law's...

As you can imagine by the opener today, we're not exactly taking this Lions loss well. How do you lose to an undrafted rookie making his second NFL start, who is also awful? Brad Holmes needs to wake up quick if this team doesn't want their Super Bowl window to close. This team is really driving us to drink... Rochester Mills Brewery's 12 Days of Milkshake Stout, mostly. Before Sean strokes out on...

Well, that is not how anybody expected that game to end! These refs are trash. But that's not why you lost yesterday. Can the Lions still come back and make the playoffs? NFL Overreactions! And the Red Wings are once again first in the Atlantic! Can they really keep doing this?

It was a rough start to the day, to say the least... Sean barely made it through a blizzard in time to do Swap Shop! After encountering an entire family of deer standing in the road last night, it's time for the hunters out there to step up their game! Maybe they should just be riding around with Sean. The Lions absolutely need to win these last three games. They certainly have good odds against t...

We're already done with winter, and it hasn't even started yet! Suffice it to say, Sean and Adam aren't dreaming of a white Christmas. The Lions have a complete defensive meltdown, and have given up control of their playoff destiny. Do you still think they can pull this off? We run down the week in NFL Overreactions! Has Josh Allen played his way to the top of the MVP odds? The Bengals just need t...

Sherrone Moore is out as Michigan football head coach. That story escalated quickly... possibly the biggest sports story since we started doing this show! How does Warde Manuel still have a job? There's no way they can possibly let him hire the next coach, right? Who's in play to be the next coach at Michigan? Hell, who isn't? We offer up some Unsolicited Advice to someone who's always the party h...

-The College Football Playoff selection committee is doing their best to kill this sport, aren't they? -NFL Overreactions! -A bar has banned solo drinkers... Sean and Adam aren't sold on this place's logic

The Lions pull off an improbable win and save their season! But at what cost? How confident do you feel about this team without Brian Branch the rest of the way? The latest toy craze is every bit as stupid as the last several. Except this time, it's the "adults" going crazy over them. Adam's attempt to buy practical Christmas gifts may be going a bit awry. Adam may finally be on Sean's side when i...

Adam is still getting used to driving a truck... and driving in winter. Sean finally gets his wish: Jonathan Smith is out at MSU! They've already hired a new coach, and it's not the hire we expected. Nor did we expect Connor Stallions, of all people, to have the most rational take on this hire! Lane Kiffin abandoning his team before a playoff appearance is just another symptom of what's wrong with...

Adam's got a bit of PTSD from Thanksgiving and Black Friday shoppers, but at least he's got a new TV to show for it? They just don't make TV's and other appliances like they used to. We may need to raid the Cavalcade studio to get Sean his new beer fridge! The Lions are doing their best to throw the NFC North race, but the way Chicago is playing, they might not even need to. Our contingency plan w...

The Lions turned what should have been a blowout into a nail-biter. How worried are you about Thursday's game? Can this team still win the NFC North? NFL Overreactions, with a few bonus college football ones. Then we bring back This List Is Trash... to rank Thanksgiving food! Needless to say, Sean's over most of the traditional dishes, and he and Adam propose some replacements.

-...and now Sam LaPorta is done for the year. Can the Lions overcome their injury woes to beat the Packers on Thanksgiving? -Unsolicited Advice! -Adam is convinced it's time for a change in net for the Red Wings -The Picks!