Hapless Heroes

The main story arc resumes today as our heroes begin face-to-face with the evil necromancer dwelling in the dungeon below the Grey Citadel. Not only must our party defeat him, but they also still need to find a means to close the portal to the terrifyingly dangerous Crucible Lands that lie outside the ruined city of Ool. Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for provid...

This week we have another little special episode for you since Mike was not able to be with us. We introduce the Hapless Interns! Let's see what kind of ridiculous crap our guys can come up with this time in another fully improvised session. Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on i...

For those of you who have been with us along the way or for those just joining the show, we offer you a recap in the style of...A call in...completely improvised radio show?  Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hea...

The gang continues their delve into the unearthed catacombs beneath the Grey Citadel. Along the way, they make a rather grim discovery...  Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com...

Putting the "Dungeons" back into Dungeons and Dragons, the gang begins their delve into the undead infested mine underneath The Grey Citadel where they discover some seriously freaky stuff. Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHer...

Continuing off of our first Full Play special, we dive back into the shady goings-on in the city of Tarantis. Our party finds themselves moving deeper and deeper into a seedy plot that has put them in incredible danger. What mysteries will they unravel this time? Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every ep...

The party picks up a new contract and along the way gets to meet Hobblet's family. We also get musical up in this b***h...you're welcome. Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com....

Today, our heroes reunite with Ezra and forumulate a plan to deliver the Black Diamond of Garthax to Highwater House in Highrock. Kwin makes some new "fans" along the way and Zero returns to the party. The delivery of the jewel takes an unforseen turn and the gang needs to figure out their next move... Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and amb...

The gang attempts to execute their plan to steal a very valuable jewel. Will their ruse hold up or will Hobblet completely botch the whole operation? Find out right now! Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-...

Our illustrious heroes begin the planning for their grand jewel heist in Tarantis. With all of the pieces in place, they are ready to execute one of their most complex plans to date!  Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or...

The gang makes it to port at the Grey Citadel and orders repairs on their brand new ship. They learn this will take some time so they decide to take a super awesome train from the Grey Citadel to Tarantis to ponder their next moves on the jewel heist contract. Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episo...

The gang gets their sea legs aboard Captain Stanky von Raitlinbeef II's infamous ship, The Maiden's Bosom and make their way westward. An encounter interrupts their peaceful voyage and they must spring into action! Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! Thank you all for listening! Write...

The gang follows up on their new runner contract and promptly makes a mess of things. Felix has a mental breakdown and the the rest of the party step in to get themselves out of a sticky situation in town... Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! Thank you all for listening! Write us on T...

A new day, a new story to embark on! Kwin finally reveals to the audience the letter he was given by Mr. Black and the gang sets off to Highrock to make some extra coin and to look into embarking on a sea voyage to Tarantis to perform the jewel heist contract they received many episodes ago! RP heavy episode this time around as we prepare to embark on the next leg of the Hapless Heroes quest for f...

As we conclude the Baron story arc, our gang makes a frantic and rather miraculous escape from the Baron's keep while his guards actively search for them. After barely making it out of the city alive, our party meets with Kip and is granted an audience with Queen Dara Vesh herself. We'd like to extend our gratitude to Katie, who agreed on short notice to play the voice and character of the Queen a...

In this thrilling episode, our heroes continue to fight to confront the Baron. Will he finally meet his end? Will our heroes get any closer to the truth? Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessh...

Today, the gang goes on a stealth mission to infiltrate the Baron's mansion keep armed with their newly crafted tranquilizer poison and some magical invisibility thanks to Kwin. Will they successfully navigate their way to the Baron for a final confrontation? Can Hobblet keep his mouth shut long enough for the plan to work? Find out right now! Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at...

Tonight, the gang faces the Nighthawk and decides on a side to take in the ever-complex power struggle occurring in the Kingdom of Vesh. Ezra sneaks away while Kwin and Perodill perform a reconnaisannce mission to find a way past the Baron's guards to confront him. Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every...

In our very first Full Play special, we decided to roll up new level 4 characters to set up some events happening elsewhere in Telduria while we were short a few cast members for this session. Our dear friend John joins us on an adventure filled with mystery, intrigue and a whole lot of messed up stuff. Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and am...

This week, the gang meets with Baron DiRavencaz of Riverford and are offered a counter-proposition to the bounty on his head. It's now up to them to find the Nighthawk and continue to untangle the web of players in this royal murder mystery extravaganza in order to come to a decision on what side they ultimately need to take. They will quickly find that the further they dig, the more complex this...

We're back from our break! In this episode, Francesco resumes his DM duties for our main story and the party decides what to do about the Baron of Riverford. Our heroes travel to Riverford and try to figure out how to arrange a meeting with the Baron while simultaneously trying to subdue Hobblet's attempts to instigate a fight. As always, thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHe...

In our finale of Zero's trip through time and space to complete a favor owed to Razi, we find out the Spike's fate as well as see if our (anti)heroes are able to keep the forge from being destroyed. Also, Zero himself is presented with a conundrum that may explain his sudden change of disposition upon returning to the world of Telduria...   Thank you all so much for listening! This will conclude o...

In this next installment of the Hapless (Anti)Heroes, the party finds their way into the volcano where the Obsidian Forge is located. They meet a curious Duergar by the name of Dirk Cragborn and finally confront the terrible Ivan von Hammerstein. As always, thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a ratin...

Continuing on our exploration of Zero's extraplanar adventure, our (anti)heroes press on their long journey to the scorched lands of the mountain range of Dun Boradin, the home of the Obsidian Forge. On their way, the party encounters some unwanted visitors during their night's rest... As always, thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@...

On this episode of the Hapless Heroes, the gang figures out what to do with the information they came into possession of after raiding the late Mr. Kragar's office. Felix gets a 'bright idea' and the party figures out a better way to hold their team meetings. Also, this week we decided to change up our intro format to offer a sillier disclaimer as well as a sound byte of the episode to come. Let u...