Girlfiend & Boyfiend

Volt and Kazoo get locked inside of a massive metal box. There is no exit. There is no openings for any passage of air. Their time is limited. You could possibly send the last email message they'll ever read, so spend their dwindling time wisely.

Volt and Kazoo invest money in a pyramid scheme and get picked up by a shadow organization. Volt is turned into mulch.

Volt and Kazoo sneak into a closed convenience store and drill holes in bottom of soda cans, leaving a giant sticky mess for someone else to clean. They didn't bother to think about potentially getting caught, as they tripped a silent alarm and law enforcement gunned them down. The reason for their execution is actually entirely different. It was a parking violation.

Volt and Kazoo lose both of their life savings at a shady poker table in Houston, TX.

Volt and Kazoo travel to Scotland to steal shoes and stockpile them as a make-shift cache of weaponry to sell to the highest bidder. There have been no bids.

Volt and Kazoo travel to an old mining town in Nevada and do nothing but play card games until they both expire from dehydration.

Volt and Kazoo take turns crushing their hands and feet in a vice for the entertainment of random people on the internet.

Volt and Kazoo look at the pelvic floor, alongside introducing some new interesting topics. Volt hits herself in a Panera Bread.