Dungeons & Drams - Critical Recap

After high-fiving a dragon and accidentally flooding the vault, the party gets knocked unconscious by a stylish drow pirate who steals a legendary staff but graciously leaves a seventy-four thousand gold tip.

Just as the party manages to restrain a dragon with the improbable name of "Ferrari Red Rage," Delnis decides to escalate the situation by accidentally releasing an ancient tentacled abomination from a magic rock.

After blindly walking into an acidic ooze and failing to trap a dragon with a maze, Doug discovers that his best survival skill is unexpectedly speaking fluent reptile while on fire.

Come for the casual admission of patricide, but stay to watch a raccoon get roasted by laser eyes and Doug get into a fistfight with some wall art.

After attempting to convince the City Watch that their tavern is doubling as a morgue to explain the pile of bodies outside, the party bribes the officers with fantasy donuts and sets sail to finally locate the underwater treasure.

The party learns that smiling like a human while disguised as a long-dead golden retriever is the quickest way to turn a stealth mission into a flaming inferno.

The hunt for the Stone of Golorr leads the gang to Gralhund Villa, where Gabbage grills the horses for tactical advice and Doug learns the hard way that "doing the robot" is not a valid stealth mechanic.

Gabbage learns that easy money usually involves explosions, while the staff of Sandy's discovers that the only thing faster than a fleeing assassin shouting "par-kur" is a guard failing a charisma save against a Zone of Truth.

After accepting a haunted tavern from a broke author, the group swaps swordplay for spectral negotiations and learns that the true enemy is actually the renovation costs at Fantasy Home Depot.

Join the party as they take a fantasy Uber to the slums and impersonate a bald gangster named Jeff, a flawless plan that leads to a warehouse brawl with bird-men and the immediate death of their new friend Steve.