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At last, the show Gary and Will have been itching to ACTUALLY do for years: The second installment of our episode-by-episode recap podcast of the 2013 Food Network competition series Cutthroat Kitchen.

Phix is a furby who got magnet powers, and this entire game is an exploration of how to execute on that premise as sorely as possible. But one of the bosses is a big titty Medusa monster, so we discuss whether or not we could find love if one of our arms was a snake.

Gwen is really into Baseball, Kaye rewatches It's Always Sunny. Did I mention Gwen really wants to talk about Baseball?

Jimmy is really good at selling cell phones, Gus has Victor make some moves, Mike calls out a fake at his support group.

Questions, questions, questions! You never stop questioning us. So we will never stop answering you. Upcoming Games: July Neon White (Kaye with Producer Gwen) Grunn Parodius Super Mario Bros. Wonder (Premium) August Ogre Battle 64 Dispatch (Premium)

This is what the show actually is. Did you forget, sweetie? This is what it is.

Bill Laimbeer’s Combat Basketball is a game that is so infamous that we’re shocked we haven’t covered it yet. It’s a terrible basketball game about a terrible man, and there’s always fun to be had when talking about hoops. But a conversation about a lying Lyft driver leads us to the incredible discovery of Dark Vibes Mobwave Become a Mob Boss Rainy Night Mood Narration.

Kaye, Dennis, Jala, and Moxie talk about Mina the Hollower, Thirsty Suitors, The Walking Trade, and much more! The Grind: Jala: Neofeud. Thirsty Suitors. Kaye: Mina the Hollower. The Walking Trade. Dennis: Worms W.M.D. Moxie: Diablo IV. The Multiplayer: What’s a game moment that made you cry? The End Boss: EU says it can’t stop games from being killed, yoinked. Sonic statue purports to have Sonic...

Dr. Caldera sees a new patient, Gus keeps the drugs flowing, Jimmy convinces a friend to get into collectables with him.

Before Parasite, before Snowpiercer, before The Host, Bong Joon Ho first gained attention with this pre-Zodiac serial killer mystery of two detectives searching for the identity of the Hwaesong Murderer. It may not be his best movie, but his talent is on full display for the first time. Join Kaye and Producer Gwen on the next episode when we cover Green Room.

It's something unpredictable. But in the end? It's right. We hope you've had the time of your life.

Hell Pie is a spiritual successor to Conker’s Bad Fur day, and a successful one! It’s also not very funny because it’s trying too hard to be transgressive. However, the platforming is kind of on point, which pains us greatly to say.

Jimmy looks for a new job, but gets interested in figurine collecting instead. Kim has some harsh words to share with Howard. Gus explains to Nacho the terms of their agreement.

You make your decision to listen a podcast, you listen while you do not move, you die. You make another decision to listen to a different episode. Yet again, you do not move. You die. But at least you have a few of the meta resources you need to live a little bit longer. This is kind of what playing Loop Hero is like.

Streamer Life Simulator is, believe it or not, streamer slop. An incredibly janky asset flip that tries to skate by on utter charmlessness. It’s also one of many simulator games that doesn’t really bother to make a game out of what it’s simulating. It just slaps a bathroom meter on it. In addition to complaining about this bad game, we talk about various instances of reality breaking down around G...

This is the closest you're getting to a Mewgenics episode, folks.

Jimmy mourns. Howard mourns. Mike makes himself at home at his new job.

Kaye, Dennis, and Moxie talk about 007 First Light, Wreckfest, Diablo IV, and much more! The Grind: Kaye: 007 First Light. Wreckfest. Moxie: Diablo IV. Dennis: Diablo IV. The Multiplayer: Favorite rainbows in games. The End Boss: Bungie ends active support of Destiny 2. Rayman Legends Retold takes a beautiful game and uglifies it. Stuntman: Hollywood announced, looks rad.

Ah, the arcade. The once-only home of video games has become a nostalgia center for the old at heart. We explore the still extant arcade scene and see what's out there that we're less familiar with. It's still a fairly robust scene!

We all have voices.

We just need to admit that if old people are farting, it's a slippery slope before... you know. We also think children's games are awesome when performed by professional athletes.

And we're already halfway through Better Call Saul! Buckle up, cowboys!

We answer your questions... and more. * Wink. * Upcoming WOFF Games: June: Arcade Book Report Loop Hero Baby Steps (Premium) July Neon White (with Producer Gwen) Grunn Parodius Super Mario Wonder (Premium)

Origins, Insecurities, Animorphs.

There's not really much to this game, it's a shitty kart racer. We mostly talk how to make bars more quiet.