Distractible

The wickedly talented Wade enlists his contestants to find their favorite giraffes-- I mean gaffes, sorry. Find out if Mark and Bob actually listen to their host or if the episode becomes one big gaffe in itself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark elicits Bob and Wade to give him advice for a variety of average problems. Of course, they can't give true legal council, so they give illegal or otherwise unscrupulous solutions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob and Wade punish Mark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark rips off Bob and Mandy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Breaking News: Wade challenges Bob and Mark to go out in the field to find the most juicy, mind-blowing, and controversial news stories that are sure to make headlines... probably. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If points were breakfast, our ulotrichous host allows but a jentacular tittynope for our nonplussed contestants to fight over. Find out what that insane sentence means on today's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark explains his nearly inexplicable hatred toward a redditor who posts high resolution pictures of the moon and wonders if Bob and Wade have any similar situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Put on your Drew Carey glasses, hawaiian shirts, and bald caps! This episode is an homage to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do Mark and Wade have the knowledge and friendship to escape Bob's magical, whimsical, and sometimes sexual universe of puzzles? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In quintessential Distractible fashion, Wade asks Mark and Bob questions which their "distractible" nature makes quite difficult to answer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark's reign continues, but this episode honestly goes in D Tier for: "Didn't We Already Do This One?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Mark has two random friends on the pod to talk about his favorite things: hard drives, weird news, and space. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" of his domain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An extremely enthusiastic Wade invites Bob and Mark to ponder several philosophical questions and ends up with varying results... but does anything really "end" anyway? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Whatever these guys are doing, they're definitely doing it wrong. Watch as Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss the various things they do wrong on a daily basis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bird hit window. Mouse in pool. Raccoon with... Grandma? Some time animal in place it shouldn't. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's no place like home. But what makes a place feel like home? Is it the memories? The amenities? Or maybe it's Ohio. Yeah, it's probably just Ohio. Also, have any of you seen Baldermort anywhere...? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Reddit nemesis Marq-Eye-Blier urges his fellow burls to pitch him their best (and worst) Distractible episode ideas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys answer classic icebreakers, but with the caveat that their dice roll must correspond to the quality of their answer. This ep's obviously a 'natty 20. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to once again venture into the great unknown world of tic-tac ships and octopuses/octopi, and see if the recent UFO Congressional hearings mean that there truly is life elsewhere in our universe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade singing songs, Bob becoming Guru Harold, Mark not being able to stop talking about AI: find out where the burls would rate the subreddit's favorite podcast bits! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Reading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the time... For sure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The age old debate among computer users FINALLY gets addressed... which is better: Macs or PCs? Watch as Bob and Wade debate over which one of Mark's computers should be destroyed IMMEDIATELY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We mean it this time. WE QUIT! Not really... but watch as Bob, Wade, and Mark share their spooky, dangerous, and embarrassing professions that made them decide to quit and move forward. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Guess what's probably lurking inside of you right now? That's right... Microplastics! Mark hosts as Bob & Wade go head to head in the ultimate debate of whether these tiny invaders are destroying or benefiting our planet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices