Brewsday Tuesday

Tyler is not toxically masculine, Sam is not virile, and Borys gets deputized. We’re mad an we’re not sure why He says it weird More stellar work

3stacks is a staunch defender of raisons, Tyler is the Jaws of garbage, and Sam did his fuckin’ taxes. Love live the us Pay not Play Fuck off, Gatorade  

Sam sparks a discussion of Old Man Swag and Zach starts a rodsled team. Cool Running part 2 Free Bud Light in Philly part 3

You don’t have to baby Sam like he’s a dumb white and Jed won’t travel but he’s open minded. Here’s how that’s going

Sam won’t shut the fuck up about backgammon, Tyler burns Abita, and 3stacks gets a flogging. Go Eagles Replace Hops with Yeast? Huh. Happily ever after?

Sam accuses Elvis of being a zealot, Borys wishes he had been a baller, and Tyler braves the harsh Delaware alleyways. BrewDog wins and we don’t know how to feel about it A lackluster promo EMERGENCY beer

Sam doesn’t understand supper clubs, Tyler desires good teen, and Mary drags her fiance to a wedding expo. What the heck, skiing Green Flash scales back This time Sam Adams is shit on purpose

Tyler implements journalist censorship, Sam is better than you, and Zach takes after his uncle. Another outdated law gets scrapped The Martian 2: This time with beer Drinking not driving

Jed keeps agreeing with Tyler, Sam insists on talking about Mario, and Tyler has giant pendulous feet. Dogfish Head at it again with the whack beer What the fuck are you talking about dawg Controversy within the panel! I’m a man of my word

Gimbal, Farron, and Gretchen meet, find a mystery, and get tossed in the clink.

Sam is bad at plugging and Tyler eats toenails? AB to drop 3.2? How was this not already a thing? Don’t forget AB is big brothering

Character creation, world building, and getting ready to play.

Sam’s mission is to dunk on a child, Tyler is alone with his cat, and 3stacks fears reverse Santa. No use crying over spilled Milk. Stout. Unless it’s because of contaminated yeast. That was snappier in my head. 99 Pack is Back? That can is distractingly girthy. That infographic we mentioned

Sam tells tales of his past, Zach eats the box, and Tyler hates Star Wars. Beer for children Baseball Beer A great idea

Sam celebrates Zach’s birthday and they call Tyler Fruit Meats. Doughnut Beer Pizza Delivery Beer Electric Delivery Beer

Borys is wrong, Sam’s dog does parkour, and Tyler learns about dilly dilly. Avery still craft? Cheese and beer, what could go wrong? Can two dillies belong to just one man?

Tyler is riddled with scabbies and Sam copes with a coop. Previously on Brewstues The fallout Different booze for different feels? Drinking ’round the world Mars beer??

Jed has a new domicile, Sam’s KD ratio as the baby shower disappoints, and Tyler has early onset old man. Corruption! Retro! Desist!

Sam inexplicably brings up Catdog, Tyler pitches his version of Super Mario Odyssey, and Mary gets brainless. Weed beer but not beer Damn Brewdog, back at it again with the dumb shit. I don’t know about this idea you guys.  

Sam lets his team down, Tyler has the morning routine of a cartoon character, and Borys gives himself a babyface. What a bad article, you guys. Damn. That’s an expensive beer.

Tyler breaks out the big guns and Sam discovers a use case for nitros. Tip your hat to these trolls This will surely work Blowback from the above Damn, dude

Part 2. Zach sure can talk.

Tyler had fleas, Zach loves mad libs, and Sam hates them. Compulsory GABF article Curbside booze AB’s lackey up to some shit

Tyler gets a new job, Becca finds a cat penis, and Sam hears wedding bells. Canadian Civil War The Neural Network is back Pay to Play continued Is this a thing?

Sam sees a buttcrack, Tyler has a scrub-ass favorite color, and 3stacks gets a workout. Heineken stuff Hipster beer app