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Baat Is Your Problem | 3 AUG, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:25) Delhi University says more and more students want to study ZOOLOGY!  Zoology kyon ji?  Pareshaan hain Mataji aur Pitaji!  (2:31) India has BANNED DIRTY, VULGAR APPS!  No, don’t worry, the list doesn’t include Netflix.  We managed to speak with the CEO of the ULLU app…and yes, he is who/what you think!

Baat Is Your Problem | 1 AUG, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:42) A survey in India has revealed the states that use the most abusive, foul, gaali-laden language.  Um…you forgot this state! (2:08) Weekly Cricket Weakly - England crowds are bored by Indian batters and their slow batting styles.  So much that they chant boring, boring, India.  We think their chants need work!...

Baat Is Your Problem | 30 JULY, 2025 A guy was running a fake embassy in Ghaziabad…fake embassy, fake offices, fake country names…like Saborga and Poulvia and Londonia! Wait, wait, wait…but my wife and her boss visit Londonia every week!  In fact, voh loag vahin hain iss vakt. I should call her. *************

Baat Is Your Problem | 26 JULY, 2025 Ravindra Jadeja will be Ravindra Badhe-Ja…Arshdeep and Akash Deep will both be ‘DEEP’ FRIED and KL Rahul will not be allowed because he sounds like a salad ingredient - Kale! What does all that mean?  It is all part of the 5 ways…the ONLY 5 WAYS cricket can seep into American culture!  By the way, everything starts with NOT BEING POLITE!

Baat Is Your Problem | 22 JULY, 2025 A court will decide if Bata, Liberty, Relaxo and other footwear companies have copied the Crocs style.  This case sounds boring…  so the judge decided to liven things up by making it a musical case…a jugalbandi…a…shoe-galbandi. The Crocs lawyer was ready.  But were the Relaxo and Bata guys prepared to argue their point?

Baat Is Your Problem | 17 JULY, 2025 Fujairah in U.A.E. has added music to rumble strips on a highway… By using technology?  Or is there a line of classical musicians lined up along the highway just waiting for cars to come by!! GURGAON can perhaps take a lesson and not only make people forget about the road potholes but also make money at the same time!

Baat Is Your Problem | 13 JULY, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:47) Oil is well in Delhi…well, now.  It wasn’t going to be if the government had continued its mission: “OLD CAR BAYKAAR” and denied petrol to older cars (5:06) Scotland is sick and tired of Seagulls…the birds…the pretty white Seagulls…because they’re attacking!  Make sure the KFC you eat there is not a KFS! (5...

Baat Is Your Problem | 9 JULY, 2025 Pharrell Williams and Louis Vuitton had a fashion show “inspired” by the Indian clothing tradition… KRRISH…NANDU a.k.a Shakti Kapoor…cricket jerseys…  and hamare doodhwale uncle ki shorts…  …with models walking on a “Saanp Seedhi” ramp!… (Will Gucci do a “Ludo” ramp?) …but without any Indian fashion icons like Karan Johar and Ranveer Singh present!   And what is...

Baat Is Your Problem | 6 JULY, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:56) Honda has tested its own rocket…Kinetic thha…now Galactic Honda! (2:06) 16 Billion passwords were stolen…arey aliens ke bhi chura liye kya?! (5:16) British Airways flight attendant was found dancing naked in the plane toilet…so, he was allowed to carry drugs and I am asked to dispose of the rasgullas…sorry,...

Baat Is Your Problem | 3 JULY, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:47) TATA will repair iPhones in India…sim card mein kachra aa gaya hai! (1:52) Wimbledon Tennis mein India ki “B” team - Bopanna, Bollipalli, Bhambri and Balaji…Bumrah bhi vahin hai… (5:15) Japan bans weird names for kids…Sorry, Pikachu… (6:10) Thai elephant hates red bull…chill and have a ‘white elephant’.

Baat Is Your Problem | 28 JUNE, 2025 Ekta Kapoor / Balaji Telefilms - the famous TV/movie creator has partnered with Netflix! Let’s Go!  This means new, awesome COMBO shows…maybe inspired by Ekta Kapoor’s hit TV shows and Netflix’s most popular crowd pleasers?? Netflix has a weird request for Ekta Kapoor.  They want her to incorporate the famous Netflix ‘tudum’ sound into her shows…how will that h...

Baat Is Your Problem | 24 JUNE, 2025 Jeff Bezos is getting married for the 2nd time…Mukesh Ambani does not want to give up the ‘wedding of the century’ title… Kim Kardashian tells us which wedding is better - she attended both and compares the number of guests, the number of celebration days, the KHAN entertainment and of course the crores in return gifts! ******************

Baat Is Your Problem | 20 JUNE, 2025 Pills made from Poop are being tested to see if they can cure infections! IN THIS SHORT THOUGHT: plenty of word-play with poo and poop and sandaas…don’t blame us…IT’S SCIENCE! But first, really scientists…were you bored or is this really gonna help us?! Healthy poop is in demand…poop banks are open…how about celebrities…will they become a part of the solution?...

Baat Is Your Problem | 16 JUNE, 2025 Will Diljit Singh or Shreya Ghoshal or Virat Kohli visit Canada soon…this report will not tell you that!  We asked the Canadian PM but pretty sure he was not honest with his answers! Will PM Modi bring Kaju Katli and Bedmi Puri with him when he comes to Canada for the G7 meeting…again…this report will NOT help you with that.   #pmmodi #donaldtrump #moditrump #m...

Baat Is Your Problem | 13 JUNE, 2025 The Shahrukh Khan / Kajol starrer ‘Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge’ is back in the form of a stage musical in Manchester, England. Is this about money?  Sorry, that came out as a question.  This is about money?  Damn, still looks like a question but c’mon, right?!  Isn’t everything?! Is it safe to DDLJ on a small stage?   Is the show the same as the movie?   If di...

Baat Is Your Problem | 10 JUNE, 2025 Group Captain Shubhanshu Shukla will be the first astronaut from India to set foot on the International Space Station. IN THIS SHOW…did ISRO think about paying for pre-trip space station Vaastu…just to be safe and ensure Shubhanshu doesn’t have to face what Sunita Williams had to?!   Thankfully, he’s not going on a Boeing…We have a message for Boeing! How will...

Baat Is Your Problem | 4 JUNE, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… KARAN JOHAR gets 9 minute standing ovation at Cannes England complains about AIR INDIA A cargo SHIP ends up in a man’s garden Judge tells woman - DOG ALLOWED TO BITE FRENCH OPEN exclusive report And,  Please LET TEENS SLEEP!

Baat Is Your Problem | 23 May, 2025 ‘Starlink’ - JOKES APART contest video now available… WATCH & WIN… Rs. 5000 first prize!…10 total prizes! More details: https://www.baatisyourproblem.com/contests India has approved Elon Musk’s Starlink Internet to provide internet in India. IN THIS SHOW…We are not smart enough to understand how satellite internet works…is it one satellite or many…do you hav...

Baat Is Your Problem | 17 May, 2025 ROBOTS were seen running in a marathon in China! IN THIS SHOW…STOP telling these robots hum kaise BHAAGTE HAIN…POHA BANATE HAIN…BHAINS KA DOODH NIKAALTE HAIN!  They will collect this information, give it to the AI overlord who - by the way - is a RA.ONE fan! **************

Baat Is Your Problem | 17 May, 2025 A new, invisible-to-humans, colour called OLO has been discovered! IN THIS SHOW…Really scientists?!  Only YOU can see this colur?!  Sure, sure!  Nerolac wants to package and sell this invisible coloured paint…but its invisible…but the gundaas don’t care…and how is Dulux involved?! **************

Baat Is Your Problem | 6 May, 2025 The Indian government wants restaurants to disclose if they use FAKE PANEER! IN THIS SHOW…Defining fake paneer…recognizing fake paneer…a better name for fake paneer than hifi angrezi ‘analogue’ paneer…and finally, a great SIGNAL restaurants can use to tell customers if the paneer they are about to eat is fake! **************

Baat Is Your Problem | 1 May, 2025 Will you try the Kumar Sanu Diet to lose weight?  How about an Arijit Singh nightly pill that helps you shed those kilos?? Should Indian Idol change its judging to recognize singers whose songs help us lose weight? Songs can help reduce pain…arey, uncle gir gaye…he is in pain…ahem….(sur laga ke) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! **************

Baat Is Your Problem’ | 26 April, 2025 Pod Khichdi 0:06: Wife Naagin Hai? How will you handle these nightmares / horror movie ke scenes in REAL LIFE?Bed ke neechey koi hai! Got to the exam but forgot to put on clothes! Meri wife naagin hai! Buddha baba outside the house (thanks to moms for that one!) 7:54: KFC Toothpaste KFC - the fried chicken fast food place - has created a new toothpaste! Why?...

‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 12 April, 2025 Scientists have discovered dozens of NEW MOONS around SATURN!  Really?  Ab?  Ab tak chhupey hue thhey yeh moons?! Saturn now has more than 270 MOONS! Wives are complaining about having to count moons during Karwachauth! Kids are unhappy because itne moons ke naam yaad karna is impossible.   We found a Saturn Student who showed us his exam ke farrey!

‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 9 April, 2025 Tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump are causing the markets to go haywire.   More importantly, Chacha Chaudhary and Billoo and Pinki are not happy.   Most importantly, the Penguins living close to Antarctica are confused and have no idea why tariffs were imposed on their island.  We spoke to President Pingu about the consequences and the next steps.