Yes, Another Teen Movie

In this episode Jemma and Heather raise their voices and talk about the Hilary Duff movie (nope, not the Lizzie McGuire Movie) in which she and her choppy 2004 fringe head off to LA, to go find her voice, wear a lot of Juicy Couture tracksuits and finally stand up to her abusive dad. 

Hey listener, Welcome to the Yes, Another Teen Movie Awards! Grab a free prosecco, snuggle up next to a famous person in the audience and listen to Jemma and Heather do their best at presenting their first ever awards show! 

Listen up, tall girls! And short girls, and any girls and boys in between. Jemma and Heather are bored stiff by Netflix's latest original, and you will be too, so listen to our podcast about it instead.

It's spooooooky season so this week the gals grab their goth garb, call upon some demons and discuss the 90's high school supernatural classic The Craft. Enjoy, witches! 

Heather & Jemma tackle the best British teen movie OF ALL TIME in this raucous, highly quotable episode. Was Slaggy Lindsay the real victim of Robbie's fuckboy-ness? Is Ultraviolet the most underrated song of the new millennium? Does wearing a thong mean you're from Vulgaria? If you already think our podcast is Beyond the Valley of Awesome, this is going to make you laugh like a loon...

"Laugh. out. loud. SEND!" This week the girls can't agree whether this is the best teen movie ever made or the worst. Miley Cyrus and Demi Moore (what else is Demi Moore in apart from Ghost?) shine as a raspy voiced mom and daughter duo in this 2012 teen movie. It's full of cringe "teen speak", way too many plot lines and some emo looking jocks. Basically: it's a...

Proof that Heather and Jemma don't need to enjoy something to make it hilarious. Is there anything these girls can't do?! Sing, maybe (Jemma), or in Heather's case, deal with the cringey awkwardness that pervades this week's movie, Napoleon Dynamite!! Listen at your peril.

Is this the worst movie we've ever seen? Maybe. Is meant to be bad on purpose? Maybe.  Heather described this 2017 teen flick starring Noah Centineo as "The Room of teen movies". Be thankful that we watched this train wreck of a movie so you don't have to. You're welcome. 

In this episode we discuss Olivia Wilde's masterpiece: Booksmart. Spoiler alert: WE LOVED IT. 

We should probably call this podcast "Yes, Another Noah Centineo Movie" because we went for it again. Our problematic crush stars in the 2019 Netflix teen romcom The Perfect Date and man, this is the most inoffensive teen romcom we've seen in a while. We couldn't agree more with this random reviewer on the World Wide Web who wrote: " Netflix's latest teen-focused movi...

What's your favourite part of Sixteen Candles, the date rape scene or the casual racism? We kind of hated all of it, tbh. Heather and Jemma reluctantly accept that the '80s may not have been the greatest decade to be a teen, and that John Hughes didn't always get it right. Related topics: Heather's sexual awakening happened during Lord of the Rings. Ew. And Jemma accepts some s...

Jemma and Heather are feeling 17 again (hey, Zac Efron!) as they ride the wave of teen angst flowing through Kelly Fremon Craig's 2016 film. Awkward teen sexting, Woody Harrelson and more ferris wheel kissing are all the agenda for this week. Oh, and enjoy Heather's masturbation anthem, it's a once-in-a-podcast moment! 

In this episode, Heather and Jemma get bitten by the Millennium Bug and go all the way back to 1999 to thank god that their lives were never as lame as Drew Barrymore's heroine, Josie, in Never Been Kissed. Pink satin prom dresses and argyle sweaters are the dress code for this week. Rufus, dude! 

Everyone loves Easy A, the first truly feminist teen movie, right? WRONG!!! Listen to Jemma and Heather get angry about slut-shaming while falling in love with Stanley Tucci, the ULTIMATE Hollywood dad. Also, we channel our inner Aly & AJ by singing The Potential Podcast Song. Hell yeah, mid-to-late aughts!

Roger Elbert described the 2000 classic 'Bring it On' as "The Citizen Kane of cheerleader movies" and we couldn't agree more! Listen to Jemma and Heather getting the timing wrong on the opening cheer and swoon with us over the famous toothbrush scene.  Ready?! OK! 

Everyone knows about the boombox, but do they know about the Creepiest Dad in the World, what not to wear to your first high school rager and how utterly adorbs a young John Cusack was? We think not, so we decided to enlighten you - it's kind of our job. You're welcome. 

Heather and Jemma don their tiaras to discuss the ultimate teen girl fantasy film, The Princess Diaries. Why do all Genovians speak English with English accents? Why does Michael Moscowitz look so like a young Ringo Starr? And why is Lily such a BAD FRIEND? The answers lie within.

Heather and Jemma go wild for the 2008 classic starring Emma Roberts as a spoiled Miami princess turned English private-schoolgirl. Content warning: Jemma's fetish for men in breeches. 

Heather and Jemma discuss the much-hyped 2018 Netflix original, To All The Boys I've Loved Before. This one's dedicated to all our exes. #thankunext

Heather and Jemma celebrate Hilary Duff's modern twist on the classic fairytale in A Cinderella Story. Bonus material - what's Chad Michael Murray up to now?!

Heather and Jemma dissect the meaning behind the ORIGINAL teen movie, She's All That (1999). 

HEY there to all of our fans, old and new! This is just a short trailer so you can find out if our pod is for you (hint: it probably is). Get your first taste of the Yes, Another Teen Movie gals here and if you're gagging for more, tune in on Monday 26th Nov when we'll be releasing our first episode 😉