We Don't Watch Movies

Ep 32 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven't seen. In this episode we discuss  Mortal Kombat. Get over here! -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies, playing video games, and w...

Ep 31 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven't seen. In this episode we discuss Rocky. Yo, Adrian. -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies, playing video games, and wishing she w...

Ep 30 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven't seen. In this episode we discuss Pacific Rim: Uprising. Mr. Boyega, if you're somehow watching this, please say hi to Monze.  -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her...

Ep 29 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss It Happened One Night. Monze knows so much about this movie, she could write a whole book about it! --  About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she...

Ep 28 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Oklahoma. Oh what a beautiful morning to listen to us talk about yet another film we haven't seen. --  About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays...

Ep 27 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Tenet. If I could I would go back in time to prevent myself from watching this film. --  About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching...

Ep 26 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Jurassic Park 3. Third time's the charm, right? --  About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She recently received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies, playing video...

Ep 25 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss East of Eden. Nothing but love for *our* girlboss, miss Katie Albey! --  About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She recently received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies...

Ep 24 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss 2012. It's the end of the worldddd, mannnn. --  About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She recently received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies, playing video game...

Ep 23 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss While You Were Sleeping. Sandra Bullock seems to have a habit of getting into "fake marriage" scenarios, doesn't she? --  About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She recently received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she&apos...

Ep 22 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Clueless. Ugh, as if!  --  About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She recently received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies, playing video games, and wishing she was asl...

Disclaimer: This movie has a lot of offensive content which is discussed and described. Viewer Discretion is advised. Ep 21 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Borat. Monze probably wishes we hadn't.  --  About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She recently received her MFA in Screenw...

Ep 20 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Close Encounters of the Third Kind. I'd rather have no encounters after hearing about this movie. --  About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She recently received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her scre...

Ep 19 -  “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss The Fly. Both of them! Help us! Help us! Seen this movie and have thoughts? Want to suggest a movie for us to talk about? Or just say hi? Shoot us a text!

Ep 18 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Starsky and Hutch. Remember, ACAB, and these cops are no exception! Seen this movie and have thoughts? Want to suggest a movie for us to talk about? Or just say hi? Shoot us a text!

Ep 17 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World. More like the Lost Plot, amirite? Seen this movie and have thoughts? Want to suggest a movie for us to talk about? Or just say hi? Shoot us a text!

Ep 16 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Gone With The Wind. To be frank, we don't really give a damn either... Seen this movie and have thoughts? Want to suggest a movie for us to talk about? Or just say hi? Shoot us a text!

Ep 15 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss The Prestige (and roast Chris Nolan even more). It's not magic, it's a metaphor for filmmaking.  Link to the trailer we watch!  https://youtu.be/RLtaA9fFNXU Seen this movie and have thoughts? Want to suggest a movie for us to talk about? Or just s...

Ep 14 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss The Exorcist. Scary!! Seen this movie and have thoughts? Want to suggest a movie for us to talk about? Or just say hi? Shoot us a text!

Ep 13 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Solo. Seen this movie and have thoughts? Want to suggest a movie for us to talk about? Or just say hi? Shoot us a text!

Ep 12 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Godzilla, King of Monsters! But is it King of Movies? Seen this movie and have thoughts? Want to suggest a movie for us to talk about? Or just say hi? Shoot us a text!

Ep 11 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Teen Witch. Top That! Seen this movie and have thoughts? Want to suggest a movie for us to talk about? Or just say hi? Shoot us a text!

Content Warning! We do discuss heavy topics such as pedophilia, rape, and the culture around it specifically pertaining to Hollywood. If this is a trigger for you, please consider skipping this episode.  Ep 10 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Big! I think our expectations were a little too big f...

Ep 9 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Interstellar. Love is quantifiable, and so is the disdain that Corinne holds for this film.  Seen this movie and have thoughts? Want to suggest a movie for us to talk about? Or just say hi? Shoot us a text!

Ep 8 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss The Wedding Planner. Alright, alright, alright. Seen this movie and have thoughts? Want to suggest a movie for us to talk about? Or just say hi? Shoot us a text!