Union Of Scum

New year, same old scumbags! This week we discuss crap trainers, assaulting naked cyclists and if Teletext was a precursor to the internet.

New studio, new producer! This week we do Paul's blind taste test, talk about Christmas decorations, wild office Christmas parties and bad grottos.

This week we talk about men with gel in their hair, the discount electronics store CEX and the British politician who pretended to be a cat on national TV.

This week we talk about the Cardiff-based eatery chicken.com, the African tribe based in Scotland and the shocking story of the Lion of London bridge.

This week we talk about the budget travel service the Megabus, Bradley Wiggins' rise and fall and the Beast of Bodmin Moor.

This week we talk about Tom Skinner (Bosh!), Timmy Mallett and the 90s British tabloid phenomenon of 'love rats'.

This week we talk about the woman who put a cat in a bin, the Rate My Takeaway guy and the town of Bridgend in South Wales.

This week we talk about a man who had his legs amputated for money and kicks, a full English breakfast in a can and The Silent Man of Swansea.

This week we talk about club reps, secret LGBT taverns in 18th Century Britain and an 8-hour hotel rooftop stand-off in Newcastle.

This week we talk about Billy Bear meat, the Lotto lout Michael Carrol and a man who had a keen interest in horses.

This week we talk about the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire cheat, the COVID bus driver and the teacher who loved an*l sex.

This week we talk about little-known laws about handling fish, David Bowie being a nonce and the Ibiza Final Boss.

This week we talk about the history of television gunging, the death of Mikey Malice and ask the question: is Britain unrelentingly negative?