Torrance’s 15 Minutes

Sooo, I’m in line at Chipotle, and buddy walks in, on speakerphone, LOUD AS HELL. (Recorded January, 3, 2022)

New year. New me, but also the same me. I also apologize for the delay. I got a new phone, and have been transferring data and sounds and shit. (Recorded January 1, 2022)

Things are looking up! Like, foreal! (Recorded November 27, 2021)

Ok. Your task, Torrance, is to talk about sex, BUT make it tasteful. You can do this. YOU CAN DO THIS!! (Recorded October 17, 2021)

“This ain’t your parent’s 37…” (Recorded October 26, 2021)

I’ll tell ya what, the “law” ain’t got NOTHIN on society, word to Bill Cosby. (Recorded September 27, 2021)

Bruh! I done been payin’ a mortgage for one whole complete ass year!! (Recorded September 2, 2021)

In short, stop expecting you from everybody else. (Recorded August 15, 2021)

Nobody asked about a new episode, so either ya’ll have realized i’m tryflin, OR ya’ll just ain’t studdin me no mores. EITHER WAY….(Recorded August 7, 2021)

Well, this was inevitable. Summer is here, and so are vaccines. That means folk are back outside, and in full force. I hate it. (Recorded June 13, 2021)

I recorded this two months ago, but didn’t post it cuz it was some random money thoughts, and didn’t flow with anything. Here it is though. (Recorded March 25, 2021)

Soooooo, some of ya’ll are messy, and wanted to know how them dates went. So, why not indulge ya’ll? (Recorded May 12, 2021)

I finally did it. I broke down, and joined the millions of folks that are swiping left, and right. (Recorded May 2, 2021)

“To live is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.” - Nietzsche (Recorded April 12, 2021)

Welp, here we are. Still in a pandemic, and it’s been a whole ass year. (Recorded March 11, 2021)

I’m back, and i’m better! I tell you what, that damn rona petty cuz I still can BARELY smell body odor. I can smell everything else, practically, except my damn self. Smh (Recorded February 25, 2021)

I did everything I was supposed to be doing, and still caught the bug. (Recoded January 30, 2021)

Welp, out with the old, and in with the new, right? It just.....umm....don’t feel so new, do it? (Recorded January 12, 2020)

I have soooooooo much to do, with NOTHING to do, at all. (Recorded December 2, 2020)

Cues up “It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday”. (Recorded October 25, 2020)

Sooooooooo, I bought a house, annnnnd time hasn’t been quite as inexpensive as it once was, BUT i’m back! For now, maybe...we gon see. (Recorded October 16, 2020)

Something wrong. I hold my head. Chadwick gone. Our [redacted] dead! We gon miss you, bruh. (Recorded August 29, 2020)

Well, I was sitting there, watching this cartoon called “Infinity Train”, and felt compelled to talk about how the brain functions. Also, do ya’ll even read these descriptions? (Recorded August 18, 2020)

Soooo, I THOUGHT I was bout to have a fun summer. I THOUGHT that. (Recorded August 13, 2020) Correction: Lamorne Morris

First, RIP John Lewis. Second, I mean, dating is one thing, BUT let us mix it with a pandemic, and then what?! (Recorded August 1, 2020)