The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa doubts the legitimacy of George Clooney's proclaimed hair routine, while Gastor grows concerned for Joe Biden's ability to survive the presidency based on his most recent injury. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMerc...

In today's episode, Shalewa wonders who came to Rita Ora's party, while Gastor wonders if drinking Hennessy before games was the key to Marshawn Lynch's success. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss the future of fake faces created by artificial intelligence and how to talk to your parents about their sex life.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Shalewa goes off on Sherwin-Williams, while Gastor invites 3 people, and only 3 people, to Thanksgiving. Together, they discuss the likelihood of a Donald Trump issuing a pardon of Lil Wayne. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Ins...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Michelle Obama calling out the Trumps on their nonsense, and why you should never date a guy named Scooter.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Shalewa is in a better place now that Mercury is no longer in retrograde, and Gastor is learning what that means. Together, they discuss Chris Brown's future in the OnlyFans market, Costco's business practices, and wonder how Blue Ivy Carter has a better agent then they do. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor look at the Music Charts and see what songs have become hits in the aftermath of the election. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Shalewa deals with her passive-aggressive cat while Gastor bonds with Shalewa because they both came from "No-pets" households. The duo talk about Ben Carson's sickness, life after Trump's presidency, and paying $55,000 for a McDonalds' toy.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold"...

*Bonus content was recorded during election day, during uncertain times.  In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor find out who Antonio Brown is bunking with, and who the "Karen's" of the country voted for.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter...

In today's episode, Shalewa fights off the last effects of Mercury in Retrograde while Gastor learns Maine's 2-letter abbreviation. The duo also discuss the Lil Wayne choosing Trump over Love, and find a new way to compare Obama to JayZ Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyprod...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor consider buying property in Sicily for dollar, and discuss the "probable" ( ed. - Gastor's words only) Kanye West presidency.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Shalewa manages her procrastination while Gastor discusses password security. The duo also discuss the lucrative world of podcasting according to Billy McFarland of Fyre Fest fame.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagra...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa isn't curious about how T.I.'s friend urinated on Drake, and Gastor think's he could have gotten Kanye elected.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Shalewa deals with Mercury being in retrograde while Gastor fights buying his own birthday gift. The duo discuss how soon after a zoom meeting before you can pleasure yourself, the love of slow moving sports, and what they were doing as 14 year olds.   Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns...

In today's episode, Shalewa isn't impressed easily by a lawyer/mom, and Gastor enjoys the new additions to the drinking menu at Cracker Barrel.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Shalewa tells us how she spends her time during the rainy season, and Gastor shares his views on his wife's growing garden. Together, they talk about Killer Mike's new Black Owned Bank, Donald Trump's latest twitter beef, and Offset using a Rolls to buy love from Cardi.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmont...

In their debut episode, comedians Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe discuss the best times to use a fiber glass wall divider, and who really deserves to pay $750 in federal taxes. Link up with us. Instagram:  @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductio...