The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to get workers back in the office, overpaying for lunch in the city and reminisce about Zoom comedy. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about otter attacks, deer's walking through restaurants and potential cheating in the NBA. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Target changing it's self checkout policy, the worst landlord in NYC, and how mobile phones are hurting sperm counts. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about tummy issues, finding spiders in your ear, and a spike in deodorant sales. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the newly brokered peace in the Taco Tuesday wars, a new dog mom with a litter of 15 puppies, and how to use kids to guilt people out of drunk driving. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagra...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about several California cities amongst the nation's rattiest, women in Iceland going on strike, and why a town in Queens wants the music turned down. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions T...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the diaper that diverted a flight and the latest fee being charged to Brunch goers. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a school teacher playing an inappropriate movie for 4th graders, catching herpes from a pastor and the loss of the pandas. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @K...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a young man's failed attempt to row across the Pacific Ocean, the oldest woman to skydive, and how to smuggle giraffe poop into the country. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @Kno...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the yule log video that was confused for a real fire, how the national alarm service cost some people their cell phones, and the loss of newly popular girl scout cookie. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about California raising the minimum wage, and Disney giving a stipend to its employees after they lost their biggest job perk. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a dangerous water slide at Disney, a prison in Venezuela that rivaled the best cities in the area, and the CEO of AirBnB is asking host to lower their prices Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyprod...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about children stealing their mother's car in protest, and a farting service dog ruining a 13 hour flight. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Florida introducing an alternative to the SAT/ACT, windows getting smashed on NYC trains, and the final destination of Bob the cat. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Inst...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about wearing PJ's outside, Gastor talking to his children, and a meteor on it's way to hit Earth! Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about some beats enjoying donuts, the government ask for help finding its missing fighter jet, and when is a robbery art? Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercy...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return of a popular Oreo flavor, a river of wine flowing through a town, and a yoga class that was confused for a tragedy. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Puffy giving back his artist their publishing, a set of crypto owning siblings going to jail forever, and the shady business of Rotten Tomatoes. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twi...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Delta flight that was brought back due to diarrhea, fish attacks and how to stop rats from having babies. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a proposal that would make salaried workers eligible for OT, a news crew that was robbed while reporting on robberies, and how to fit a cow into a Crown Vic. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyprod...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a stingray attacking a woman on the beach, reindeer going into Russia for food, and the birth of a rare spotless giraffe. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the nude bike ride in Philadelphia, a drunk school teacher, and a duo of friends who hustled $1 million from UberEats. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMe...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the peacock takeover of a small town in Florida, they catch up on the latest internet slang, and we prepare for Mercury Retrograding. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProduc...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return of the Fyre Festival, Mayor Adams forcing New York City organizations to talk about him on social media, and a United Airlines pilot that took matters into his own hands Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Erykah Badu releasing the best merch, the Brazilian-rats market, and the loudest burp on record. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions