The Royal Rant

Freeway Face Off Recap Todd and Kopi talk shootouts Tim says that there is no way the Kings will beat the Flames How to trade for Connor McDavid #GoKingsGo

How many games will Pepe get? Round 1 of the Freeway Face-Off Grundstrom has more goals than Arvidsson Fake NHL tough guys Deadly December slate of games

Name That Riff! 7-game home stand off to a scary start Tim and Ryan name a Skunk and Stud of the Week Most Poorly Officiated Game in the history of the NHL?

Give up a shorty to tie the game? Check Goals by Lemieux and Grundstrom? Check. 7/8 points on the road trip? Check.

The Super Swede Strikes Again! Cal Stands Tall Brownie Sends Suzuki Into Another Dimension Lemieux hits, chirps, and SNIPES! Iafallo Stays On a Tear #GoKingsGo

Big 5-game win streak energy Big apology to Alex Iafallo Vintage Quick  Things are lining up for a great road trip

Laser-guided missiles from Kupari and Kaliyev Kale Clague! Bulletproof Predictions: Kings will beat St. Louis and New Jersey to finish out the homestand

Kapari scores a sweet one Kings blow another lead Quick is solid. Don't even go there. Rock solid predictions: Kings will beat the Habs tomorrow. C'est garantie ! Simonac !

1 out of 8 point roadie Drew and Walker out with injuries McLellan is SAFE so don't even think about

Kings go down in OT to Dallas Doughty after a knee-on-knee hit Is this a half-ass rebuild? Does being a great player make great coach/gm material?

Calvin Peterson keeps it from being a 5-1 loss Arvidsson drinks a Chai Latte along the boards Vilardi has fallen into the La Brea Tar Pits All Hail King Kopitar Headed for an 0-4 roadie?

Tim and Ryan discuss the game against the Minnesota Wild and the upcoming 4-game road trip starting on Tuesday in Nashville. Kopitar is the NHL #1 star of the week and Evander Kane is printing off fake Covid vaccine cards at the UPS Store. 

Opening Night at Staples. Tim and Ryan react to the game and discuss Army's sick old lady glasses. Who is the real number one goalie?

Joshua Tree peyote trips; QB55;Wags McDavid; Gnarly first slate of games out of the gate

Frk and Clague Shutout City Does Kempe listen to Black Metal? Sean "Kool-Aid" Walker

Why aren't Shaq and Barkley part of the TNT Hockey coverage Lilas Andersson has hands for days PP/PK look solid Please play the kids. Please.

Pre-season action from San Jose Youngsters making an impact J Quick is still J Quick Paying hommage to Rob Blake's legendary hip check

Recap of the 1st pre-season game against Arizona All hail Nick Nickson! Raffi Torres Fentanyl Arena  Walker misses the net!

Tim and Ryan discuss the upcoming training camp and talk about which Kings' prospects they are excited to see. Plus, they both answer the BIG QUESTION: will the LA Kings make the playoffs?