The P-Valley Podcast

Jay-Z is the father of a 12 year-old girl. Now in his 50s, he's accused of r*ping a 13 year old girl in 2000. Beyonce is about to perform a Christmas halftime show on Netflix and this is what the Carters have to deal with? Jay-Z, real name Shawn Carter, issued a statement that the woman's lawyer pushed back on. The lawyer says Jay-Z has bullied and harassed the accuser. 2024 has been a year of spi...

Lindsay Lohan has always been one of the better actresses in Hollywood. She's had what some people are calling a "Lohanaissance." Lohan has been starring in new movies for the past few years and she's looking absolutely incredible these days.  I watched Lindsay's Netflix movies "Irish Wish" and "Our Little Secret" over the weekend. She  looked much older in those movies than she does now! While pr...

Billboard gave several reasons why Beyonce is the undisputed greatest pop star of the 21 century and Swifties lost their mind. Last weekend Taylor Swift fans flooded Twitter with racist tweets. Swift has been radio silent about her racist fans' messages. What does that say about Taylor? For the first 3rd of the episode, I talk about my personal life, then I read some of the best quotes from Billbo...

Britney Spears is 43 years old but claimed that she's turning 5 years old and has to go to kindergarten tomorrow. She also says that she moved to Mexico. Britney filmed herself on vacation celebrating her birthday in Mexico where she blamed the paparazzi for the reason she's moved to Mexico. TMZ says "Pray for Brit." I talk about Britney's ex-husband Sam and those responsible for her conservatorsh...

The original cast of Vanderpump Rules, for the past 11 seasons, has been fired so that season 12 will feature a new cast of servers at SUR restaurant. This is all Rachel Leviss' fault, along with Tom Sandoval. Ariana is thriving though, James Kennedy is killing it as a DJ, Lala made a fool of herself, along with Lala. BUT the cast is too old and too divided to continue. James is hilarious though,...

Drake has gone full Karen and I don't know if his team is responsible for this frivolous petition or if he's' the mastermind behind a lawsuit against Universal Music Group, Spotify and Apple. Why would Drake do this? We had moved on from "Not Like Us" and the rap beef but here we are, at the end of 2024, streaming "Not Like Us" to get back at Drake?! I think Drake is cracking.

I saw Wicked in theaters on Friday and I'm breaking down the best and worst things about the most successful Broadway to film adaptations of all time. Jonathan Bailey? Who knew he was so sexy?! "Holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity and feeling power in that?" That's one of the best jokes to come out this whole damn year. Ariana Grande, please hold my finger!

Before I get into why Christmas has come early for Jonathan Majors and his fiance Meagan Good, I talk about making budgets in Excel and seeing Wicked this weekend.  Jonathan and gay Tupac, Jussie Smollett, are winning this week. Grace Jabbari dated Jonathan from 2021 - early 2023. She sued him for assault and defamation. He lost his career as a result but gained a hot girlfriend Meagan Good. Did M...

Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi have been living in their house located two hours away from London. They decided to "get the hell out" of America after Trump was elected. Americans aren't really feeling Ellen anyway, so maybe she'll do better in England? Christmas has come early for gay Tupac. Jussie Smollett had his conviction overturned by the Illinois Supreme Court. He can not be t...

Netflix keeps playing itself by trying to stream live events. Beyonce will perform Cowboy Carter shows on Christmas in Houston, Texas. If Beyonce is doing this for Netflix, I expect a full hour documentary or docuseries about her preparing for her performance. She better do all of my favorite Cowboy Carter songs. I'm pretty hype about this. I love her country music!

Tyler Francis wants to be an active parent in his three young children's lives, it seems that way on social media. So I don't think he'll choose Ashley over him. I never get horny or true romantic vibes from these two. I hope Tyler isn't using Ashley cause the Internet has been trying to warn her. The second hand embarrassment is terrible but it could be worse. Ashley could be JLo.

Tim on season 7 of Love is Blind gave us textbook examples of toxic masculinity. I talk about what toxic masculinity is and why Tim needs a submissive partner. I also talk about how Alex doesn't want to have anything to do with cooking, cleaning or communicating with her partner. She isn't ready for marriage and Tim isn't either. Tim doesn't want to look like an angry black man, but he is one. Mea...

After dumping his fiancé Marissa two days before their wedding, Ramses explains that he would have been exhausted if he married Marissa. He blames her energy being "off," aka she didn't want to take birth control pills and wasn't having sex with him as often. After ranting about dumping someone over their "energy," I talk about Marissa having a new boyfriend SINCE April!

The moment many people around the world feared last night came to fruition. Donald Trump was elected President of the United States of America. More white women voted for him than before and he exceeded all expectations at the polls. I discuss how we got here and what can be done to prevent this from happening again. SMFH.

I hate Malia Obama's delusional stance on being known as a nepo baby. She wants success on her own merits. Malia Obama is a clown for thinking that the opportunities she receives isn't because SHE'S THE DAUGHTER OF THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT of the United States. Malia Ann, this is pathetic. Get plastic surgery and flee the country if you don't want to be associated with Barack and Michelle Obama....

Keke Palmer's new book, Master of Me, will be released on November 19th. She's promoting the project with People magazine and she finally reveals what happened when her baby daddy Darius humiliated her and she shares what he's up to today!

Gisele Bündchen did what millions of men have done - she left her spouse for a younger partner that she'll have a baby with! WE HAVE TO STAN. Gisele is a forever icon for being pregnant at 44. Her boyfriend is 37. Next we got Shawn Mendes taking one step out of the closet?! And last, I talk about how Tony Hinchcliffe is a brilliant comic, but his cis heterosexuality background made him feel entitl...

Nick Cannon got on a podcast and complained about being married to "the biggest star in the world" who would carry her purse and diaper bag. He also said that Mariah owns islands. We aren't seeing a problem here... Mariah and Nick divorced a decade ago, in 2024, why is he talking about her RIGHT now?!?!

One Direction singer Liam Payne, 31, fell to his tragic death yesterday in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Liam has a 7 year-old son Bear Payne, with Cheryl Cole, and another baby on the way with ex-fiance Maya Henry, allegedly. He was one of the main songwriters of One Direction songs. R I.P.

After watching Monsters and the Menendez Brothers documentary on Netflix, the Tiktok movement, and celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Rosie O'Donnell want Lyle and Erik Menendez to be released. Their court date is set for November 29 and they are expected to have their sentences reduced to manslaughter so they will be released. I CAN NOT WAIT. Justice will never be served, because Jose Menendez r...

I have boycotted Love is Blind this season and every single day my decision is affirmed based on what people are saying online. I am salty that Netflix/Kinetic has no interest in being competent at properly vetting anyone they cast on a hit show! Stephen goes off on a fan on social media, fake sperm donor Tyler is an idiot for thinking he can get away with lying about his three small children, and...

Chelsea, Kwame's wife did the casting for season 7 of Love Is Blind. She did a horrendous job. From arrogant Leo to insecure Hannah, to fake Brittany and men who are boring and/or weird, I discuss why season 7 has been a bust so far. I can't sit through the first 6 episodes, for the first time since Love is Blind premiered in 2020!

I'm still on episode 1 of the new season of Love is Blind. You have plenty of time to catch up on the first 6 episodes of season 7.

Cardi B repeatedly told Offset that she's always been too good for you and all she needs is a man that's better for him. She tells him to stop calling her from private numbers and that he can go ahead and keep having sex with her opps. Offset says "everyone knows I don't want you..." I hope they keep fighting online?!

The media keeps trying to say that Diddy's parties were freak offs, which makes no sense whatsoever. As another podcaster put it, "Diddy parties were PR parties" and his freak offs were separate sex sessions. It seems as though his freak offs were just threesomes, or maybe orgys, definitely not his huge famous A-list parties. Be serious. I also talk about Diddy being the first mainstream male bise...