The Office ASMR - A Podcast to Sleep To

I'm not falling in a chocolate river. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.

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These people don't realize how lucky they are. This office is the American dream. And they would rather be in the hole. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.

You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.

Sometimes at home, I answer the phone 'Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam'. So maybe that'll stop now. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.

This is the best meeting we have ever had. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.

I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little... but on pretzel day... well, I like pretzel day... Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.

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And it was possible a man slipped in, and there would be no way of knowing. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.

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and know they love you... A bonus episode to tie into Take Your Daughter to Work Day. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.

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Pfff, BFD. Engaged ain't married. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.