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This Reading is for March, 2026. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #277 0:00 YOU FOUND THE ROTTEN EGG! 🥚🤢💩😷 March, 2026   37:54 Bottom of the Deck 40:14 Card 1  46:12 Card 2 59:30 Card 3 

This Reading is for the Full Moon Total Lunar Eclipse in Virgo. Happy Full Moon Total Lunar Eclipse in Virgo! March 3, 2026 6:38 AM EST 12° Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #276 0:00 YOU ARE EXITING THE TOWER! 💥⚡️🏢 👽🛸Full Moon Total Lunar Eclipse in Virgo March 3, 2026 25:57 Bottom of the Deck 28:15 Card 1  34:59 Card 2 39:12 Card 3 42:51 Clarification  

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #275 0:00 PEOPLE CAN NO LONGER PREDICT YOUR NEXT MOVE! ♟️🧐🧿 40:54 Bottom of the Deck 47:47 Card 1 54:15 Card 2 1:00:35 Card 3  1:01:38 Clarification 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  This Reading is for Mercury Retrograde, February 2026. Mercury Retrograde in Pisces Pre-shadow, Feb. 11 Officially Begins, Feb 26 Officially Ends, March 20 Post-Shadow April 9 Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #274 0:00 THIS PERSON IS A SPY! 👀🕵️‍♀️ Mercury Retrograde, Feb. 2026   28:43 Bottom of the Deck 29:36 Card 1  34:28 Card 2  44:53 Card 3 51:33  Clarification  

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #273 0:00 THEIR PLOT TO DERAIL YOU HAS FAILED MISERABLY! ☄️🔥 46:53 Bottom of the Deck 49:25 Card 1  54:43 Card 2 56:50 Card 3

Happy Sun in Pisces!  February 18, 2026 10:52 AM EST Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #272 0:00 YOU ARE THE WILD CARD! 😈 Pisces Season, 2026  29:42 Bottom of the Deck  38:43 Card 1 43:42 Card 2 50:49 Card 3

Happy New Moon Solar Eclipse in Aquarius!  February 17, 2026 7:01 AM EST 28° Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #271 0:00 WHOA, LOOK AT THAT! 👀 New Moon Solar Eclipse In Aquarius  56:37 Bottom of the Deck 1:01:43 Card 1  1:16:16 Card 2 1:17:29 Card 3  Videos Mentioned:  “The Solar Eclipse Choicepoint” Pam Gregory https://youtu.be/C2xXQh7TUjM?si=dICI4DN9M5ybSlE9 Lon Milo DuQuette - When you're...

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #270 0:00 WOW, THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING! 😗 1:02:40 Bottom of the Deck  1:08:38 Card 1  1:10:13 Card 2  1:21:05 Card 3  

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #269 0:00 YOU OUTSMARTED EVERYONE! 😏 54:43 Bottom of the Deck 1:05:51 Card 1  1:09:32 Card 2  1:12:47 Card 3 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #268 0:00 YOU HAVE BEEN UPDATED 📲 🧬 PT. 2 6:54 Bottom of the Deck  36:03 Card 1  47:31 Card 2  52:52 Card 3 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #267 0:00 YOU HAVE BEEN UPDATED 📲 🧬 PT. 1

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #266 31:53 Bottom of the Deck 32:24 Card 1 34:39 Card 2 46:58 Card 3 Here is Part 1 ➡️ https://youtu.be/flHZkLdd6FU

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #265 0:00 THIS IS A FOOLPROOF PLAN! PT. 1 Here is Part 2 ➡️ https://youtu.be/r_BA4tg6nXs

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #264 0:00 HERE’S THE *REAL* NEW CONTRACT… 📜 48:59 Bottom of the Deck 50:22 Card 1  51:14 Card 2  52:50 Card 3  Tools Card: “Covenant, Sacred Contract” from The Shaman’s Dream Oracle by Colette Baron-Reid  Crystal: Labradorite  

Happy Full Moon in Leo! February 1, 2026 5:09 PM EST 13° Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #263 0:00 WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD… 😬 Full Moon in Leo 2026 57:12 Bottom of the Deck  1:00:52 Card 1  1:05:28 Card 2  1:10:27 Card 3  1:10:46 Clarification 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  This Reading is for February, 2026.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #262 0:00 THIS ENTIRE GROUP IS GOING DOWN. FEBRUARY 2026 46:00 Bottom of the Deck 50:13 Card 1  58:09 Card 2  1:03:17 Card 3  My 2 albums mentioned: “dehumanized” - honeyb33: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1idcemQo2Zg “(t)issues” - honeyb33: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRhssemuiEQ

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #261 0:00 YOU WILL GAIN 10X WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU LOST!  Tools Cards:  6 of pentacles, RWS 10 of disks, Thoth Elephant Spirit, Sprit Animal, Colette Baron-Reid  Bone Collector, The Enchanted Map, Colette Baron-Reid  Crystal:   Septarian  My song I mentioned: “Joseph, the Dreamer” - Missy Gordon: https://www.youtube.com/watch...

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #260  0:00 THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU IS OUT, AND PEOPLE CAN’T LOOK AWAY! 👀📸📲😲👁️🗣️ 28:03 Bottom of the Deck 36:21 Crystals  41:41 Card 1   48:23 Card 2  58:11 Card 3 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #259 0:00 YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGE FOREVER AS THEY RECEIVE THIS KARMA! ⚖️😮 Bottom of the Deck 53:39  Card 1 55:55 Card 2 59:13   Card 3 1:05:36 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #258 0:00 WOW, *THIS* IS THEIR APOLOGY?! 🙄 42:34 Bottom of the Deck  57:13 Card 1  1:02:55 Card 2  1:08:04 Card 3 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  This is a Time-Based Collective reading for Aquarius Season, 2026. Happy Sun in Aquarius! 🎉  January 19, 2026 8:45 PM EST Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #257  0:00 EW, THIS IS FOUL! 🤢💩 Sun in Aquarius  51:17 Bottom of the Deck  53:27 Card 1 56:03 Card 2 1:04:31 Card 

Happy New Moon in Capricorn! January 18, 2026 2:52 PM EST 28° Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #256 0:00 LOOK, YOUR NEW PATH IS OPENING! 👀😮🤩 New Moon in Capricorn   32:17 Bottom of the Deck 44:44 Card 1  50:18 Card 2  57:59 Card 3 

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #255 0:00 DAM, THIS IS A POWER MOVE! 🦫😈 33:44 Bottom of the Deck 42:14 Card 1 45:32 Card 2 46:37 Card 3 46:48 Clarification 

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #254 0:00 2026 🌊 CANCER SCORPIO PISCES 🌊 WATER SIGNS 3:04 CANCER  13:07 SCORPIO   29:47 PISCES 39:16 Happy 2026, Water Signs! 

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #253 0:00 2026 🌬️ GEMINI LIBRA AQUARIUS 🌬️AIR SIGNS 0:43 WATER SIGNS COLLECTIVE MSG 1:48 GEMINI 10:17 LIBRA 19:53 AQUARIUS  34:25 Happy 2026, Air Signs!  Song Mentioned: Lucy Dacus - "I Don't Wanna be Funny Anymore" https://youtu.be/88hQgxgqdo4?si=4eferspV2CtCw5gm