The Housewives Archives: A Real Housewives Podcast

This week, we unpick the knotted web that is Jill Zarin and Bethenny Frankel's best-friendship and their subsequent groundbreaking feud. We talk Jill Zarin cosplay, "you need to get a hobby," the phone call argument, and Ramona's intervention. Instagram @housewivesarchives

This week, we're trapped on the Kelly train, and it has very much left the station. We turn lemonade into lemons and discuss the Brass Monkey fight, Scary Island, and running in traffic before coming to the conclusion that we're just as deranged as she is! All aboard! Instagram @housewivesarchives

In our first full-length episode, we commemorate the occasion appropriately enough by taking a look at New York's most awkward Housewife: Alex McCord. Simon, "Wearable Art", Johann and François, modeling, hives; it's all here! Instagram @housewivesarchives

In this prefatory episode, we introduce ourselves as a couple of Real Housewives savants. We reminisce over our student days watching vintage Bravo, talk taglines, our favorite city, and how our unhealthy obsession with the Real Housewives has turned us into a couple of social pariahs. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesarchives