The Freakshow WTF: The Podcast

Florida Man touches himself in a hospital waiting room 01.04.2026 8:40 ↓

It's called a "waiting room" and that's what he likes to do while he's waiting

The ALL Drinkin' and Druggin' Edition 31.03.2026 8:39 ↓

Yep, all of these stories involve drinking or drug-fueled foolishness

The ALL Florida Woman Edition 30.03.2026 7:36 ↓

All of these stories involve the lovely ladies of Florida

The ALL Florida convenience store edition 27.03.2026 9:32 ↓

All of this Florida foolishness centered around convenience stores in one form or another

Florida Man hides meth IN his down belows 26.03.2026 7:03 ↓

He had meth hidden in the skin of his...well, you know

LOCAL steals a Porsche he was transporting 25.03.2026 8:09 ↓

Someone paid to have it transported and this guy decided it was his instead!

Florida Woman named Booze arrested for DUI 24.03.2026 6:37 ↓

How appropriate

Florida Woman pees all over an Airbnb, then sells the footage 23.03.2026 7:24 ↓

There's some weird people out there and she sure is one of them!

Florida Man ends an argument with a machete 19.03.2026 6:36 ↓

That'll do it!

Florida bill to outlaw first cousin marriage FAILS 18.03.2026 7:54 ↓

Yeah, it's legal to do so and attempts to make it illegal faile, because Florida

Florida Man leads cops on a cocaine-fueled chase 17.03.2026 8:08 ↓

He reached speeds of 129 MPH...without a car

Florida Man has karaoke rage 16.03.2026 7:41 ↓

This Florida Man is very serious about karaoke!

Florida Woman had a snake in her dashboard 12.03.2026 8:09 ↓

A Florida Woman drove to a fire station due to a python in her vehicle dashboard

Florida Man arrested for stealing lap dances 11.03.2026 10:08 ↓

A Florida Man stole 15 lap dances at a gentlemen's club.  Not very gentlemanly

Florida Man was "stoned to the gills" claiming to be God 10.03.2026 8:12 ↓

All this just MINUTES into his 18th birthday

Florida inmate hooks up in a porta-potty 09.03.2026 8:11 ↓

He snuck away from his duties at a county jail BBQ with a very classy lady

Florida Woman adds a pool to her jail cell 06.03.2026 8:11 ↓

That's when she tried to flush her t-shirt down the toilet after urinating everywhere

LOCAL actin' LOCO! 05.03.2026 7:54 ↓

This local Florida Man stole a car, crashed it, took off on foot and was nabbed by the police K-9...ta-da!

Florida Man wrangles a boa constrictor on the way to work 04.03.2026 6:50 ↓

Florida Man wrangles a boa constrictor on the way to work...the man, not the boa was the one on the way to work by the way

Florida Man dressed as Spider-Man robs a store 03.03.2026 7:38 ↓

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man my ass!

Florida Woman cited for holding her phone in a hand she doesn't have 02.03.2026 7:52 ↓

Should be pretty easy to prove in court

Florida Woman arrested in a felony pickle attack 27.02.2026 8:10 ↓

She's gotten herself ito quite a pickle!

Florida Woman ate cocaine she smuggled into jail 26.02.2026 8:10 ↓

There's only one way to smuggle that and it was as she called it in her "jail purse"

Florida Man threatens his drug-dealing mom with a sword 25.02.2026 8:11 ↓

Bonus: Mom was arrested too for outstanding warrants 

LOCAL man claims his with the CIA and falls into a pool 24.02.2026 9:17 ↓

Something is telling me he's NOT part of the CIA