The Franchise

Orphan and Orphan: First Kill 23.08.2022 2:06:23 ↓

It's time! They made an Orphan prequel so we finally get to find out what's been wrong with Esther!  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheFranchise

Grease and Grease 2 17.08.2022 2:00:38 ↓

RIP ONJ

Prey 12.08.2022 58:46 ↓

BONUS EPISODE. Looks like Hulu hunted down a box office smash!

3 Ninjas: Knuckle Up and 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain 10.08.2022 1:50:33 ↓

This week we put on our Native American facepaint, jumped in our Mercedes-Benz, and sped over to Mega Mountain for Tum Tum's birthday! We also ranked the 8 different versions of the 3 ninjas. And what franchise will we do next?? 

3 Ninjas and 3 Ninjas Kick Back 02.08.2022 2:00:57 ↓

Coverage of the 3 Ninja franchise KICKS off! Rocky loves Emily and instant diarrhea! (DTrain is traveling, and Logan asked me to credit myself for writing the episode description. I believe he was afraid I would write something stupid, but it ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! - Tim)

10 Cloverfield Lane and The Cloverfield Paradox 27.07.2022 1:54:53 ↓

In which JJ ruins another one. 

Cloverfield 20.07.2022 1:25:04 ↓

Taking you back to the early days of 2008, back when the words "Michael Stahl-David" meant something.

Downton Abbey and Downton Abbey: A New Era 12.07.2022 2:05:04 ↓

Taking you back to Downton times this week on the podcast. Let's do love stories for Molesley and Patmore I guess!

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo and Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 06.07.2022 1:19:47 ↓

Two more Happy Madisons.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 28.06.2022 2:06:46 ↓

Daniel Erenberg: Podcaster and Logan Adair: Podcaster discuss Paul Blart: Mall Cop and his pals Steve Ranazissi: Liar, Shirley Knight: Dead and Gary Valentine: Nepotism King.

The Lego Ninjago Movie and The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part 21.06.2022 2:07:26 ↓

Best friend of the podcast Tim Ahlin joins us to discuss the brick stories he foisted on us. 

The Lego Movie and The Lego Batman Movie 14.06.2022 1:54:01 ↓

On your marks, get set, build! This week, Daniel makes friends by defending Chris Pratt and Logan does what he does best and prepares some arcane stat.

Joe Dirt and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser 07.06.2022 1:47:48 ↓

I can't believe I'm watching David Spade movies in the post-Henry era.

The Batman and Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 01.06.2022 2:06:28 ↓

We discuss bat signal quirks and wizarding elections. Qillin wit my qillin ALL DAY.

Hot Tub Time Machine and Hot Tub Time Machine 2 25.05.2022 1:50:03 ↓

Gen Z just doesn't understand John Cusack. 

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug and The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 17.05.2022 1:30:23 ↓

In which we get defiled.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King and The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 10.05.2022 1:53:31 ↓

Daniel takes an unexpected journey to the edge of his own sanity this week as he and Logan watch entirely too many hours of Middle Earth.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring and The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 04.05.2022 2:25:00 ↓

Whelp. Here it is.

Pitch Perfect 3 and The Lord of the Rings (1978) 27.04.2022 2:00:57 ↓

The Bellas feature in an unfortunate trilogy capper and then we begin our Middle Earth journey with the weird cartoon one.

Pitch Perfect and Pitch Perfect 2 20.04.2022 2:10:08 ↓

Logan and Daniel compete in an epic riff-off.

Rambo and Rambo: Last Blood 13.04.2022 1:35:09 ↓

This week we discuss elderly Thailand resident John Rambo and his hot niece.

Rambo: First Blood Part II and Rambo III 05.04.2022 1:39:45 ↓

Sylvester puts some mud on and the boys get excited.

First Blood and Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City 30.03.2022 1:49:04 ↓

An odd duck this week. We begin the Rambo franchise for classic patron Evil Chris and then we break to discuss the latest in Umbrella.

Ghostbusters: Afterlife and Texas Chainsaw Massacre 23.03.2022 1:32:48 ↓

Whelp. We caught up with Podcast, Dead Harold Ramis and the rest of the Busters before getting into the Netflix Texas Chainsaw, which Logan would like for you to know has no The.

High School Musical 3: Senior Year, Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure and High School Musical: The Musical 16.03.2022 2:25:40 ↓

This franchise manages to make its way straight to theaters, straight to DVD and straight to streaming all this week. A true Franchise legend.