THE CHOOSE SARCASM 7 MINUTE PODCAST.

PEOPLE WE MEET AT MARKETS. 05.05.2026 7:16 ↓

We love going to markets and we love the crazy interactions we have!

A MAN WITH A HITLER MO. 29.04.2026 6:26 ↓

Luke saw something he's never seen before!

AIRPORT ANTICS. 31.03.2026 7:04 ↓

People act weird at airports. That's a fact not an opinion.

BUM TO GROIN. 24.03.2026 6:42 ↓

When shuffling down aisles what do you do? Bum to groin, bum to bum or groin to groin?

THERE'S A FEATHER IN MY EGGS! 18.11.2025 7:46 ↓

Have you noticed that there's always a strategically placed feather in your egg carton?

TOO FAT TO RIDE. 12.11.2025 8:58 ↓

A weird and wonderful story of Taylor's day out at Sea World.

COFFEE SHOP SNOBS. 04.11.2025 7:44 ↓

Coffee shops are getting too fancy for us, and how can you have a coffee shop and be bad at making coffee?

HEY HEY WE WANT SOME P*!$Y. 29.10.2025 9:15 ↓

Yes, you did read that correctly. This is a story of our spin class, okay. Get your head out of the gutter. We don't recommend this for small ears.

YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY. 12.08.2025 7:24 ↓

Luke found a rugby player called Harry Potter, born in 1997. Need a new tee, hoodie or crew? Shop here.

HOW TO BE A COOL CAT. 05.08.2025 7:24 ↓

Are you a cool cat? Luke and Taylor try and figure out if they're cool cats. You can play along at home. Need a new tee, hoodie or crew? Shop here.

ONE OF LIFE'S MYSTERIES. 29.07.2025 8:12 ↓

Something that is hard to explain and is truly one of life's mysteries... the dreaded plastics drawer. Need a new tee, hoodie or crew? Shop here.

NO, I DON'T WATCH THAT TRASH. 22.07.2025 9:26 ↓

Luke (and Te Manihera) claim they don't watch 'those girly shows' but we all know it's a lie and they love the drama. Need a new tee, hoodie or crew? Shop here.

"IT'S EASY, THEY JUST KISS EACH OTHER" 15.07.2025 8:54 ↓

Another tech upgrade means more issues, Taylor is still happy that her upgrades didn't take a week and a half like Lukes. Need a new tee, hoodie or crew? Shop here!

WHAT THE HECK IS A LABUBU!? 10.07.2025 7:27 ↓

We kind of know what they are, but we kind of don't. Need a new tee, hoodie or crew? Shop here!

LUKE GOT A MASSAGE IN BALI. 17.06.2025 8:40 ↓

After he proclaimed he was never leaving the South Island of New Zealand, off he went to Bali. Did he have a great time? Debatable. Need a new tee, hoodie or crew? Shop here.

WHAT ARE FINGERLESS GLOVES? 11.06.2025 4:19 ↓

Are they gloves? Are they ... not? Need a new tee, hoodie or crew? Shop here!

GIRL DINNER. 11.06.2025 6:29 ↓

What's your go-to girl dinner, or do you need a protein like Luke? Need a new tee, hoodie or crew? Shop!

MR WILLIAM DAVIES. 28.05.2025 8:30 ↓

Spam emails are getting more and more creative, or are they? Need a new tee, hoodie or crew? Shop now!

5 MINUTE INTERVIEWS. 22.05.2025 8:16 ↓

What do you think of parent/teacher interviews? Is 5 minutes enough? Need a new tee, hoodie or crew? Shop here.

ONLY BOOMERS LEAVE VOICEMAIL. 14.05.2025 7:42 ↓

Do you leave voicemails? Chances are you're probably a boomer. It's just a fact. Need a new tee, hoodie or crew? Shop here.

I CAN SMELL ANTS. 08.05.2025 5:22 ↓

Taylor and Luke can smell ants. Can you? Need a new tee, hoodie or crew? Shop now!

SOMEONE STOLE A PLACENTA. 29.04.2025 5:18 ↓

FB community pages always have the best drama, and in this drama, someone stole someone else's placenta! Need a new tee, hoodie or crewneck? Shop now!

WE HATE FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE. 22.04.2025 6:08 ↓

Have you ever listed something on FB marketplace and regretted it? So has Luke. Need a new tee, hoodie or crew? Shop now!

I SAW A BUTTHOLE. 16.04.2025 4:12 ↓

Taylor tells Luke a story about how she saw someone's butthole at the gym.

THE TALE OF THE GYM GRUNTER. 09.04.2025 8:46 ↓

Taylor and Luke discuss a mystical creature they saw at the gym recently, known as 'The Gym Grunter'.