That LARRY SHOW

How quarantine is killing people ▲ The Govt. snitch app you can download to rat on your neighbor ▲ What's your quaran- TEAM , the SHAB s or the GOAWA s ? ▲ Why Corona is better than cancer ▲ Larry plays guitar for the SHABS & GOAWAs ▲ If you've had a belly-full of lockdown, you NEED this episode!

The four elements that make suckers suckers ■ Coronavirus: the new marketing platform that should piss you off ■ Why corporate America loves stupid and lazy consumers ■ Corporations we should hate ■ How they insult our intelligence ■ Larry's advertising epiphany ■ How X-ray specs made somebody rich and jackasses out of every buyer ■ The 'solar-powered clothes dryer' and the venerable con-man who c...

In old Rome, early Christians had to assemble in secrecy, Today, Easter Sunday, 2020, the same thing is happening. Who has the right say who or what is... essential?

Why quarantine is the gift you must not waste ▲ How to squeeze opportunity from crisis ▲ Ways not to assault your family/roomies during quarantine ▲ Binge watching or self improvement – which is right for you? ▲ Why lock-down is a stupid, stupid word ▲ Why the media wants you fat, dumb and scared ▲ Where and how fortunes will be made from the pandemic ▲ This episode is your pathway to prosperity –...

To mask or not to mask? THEY'VE BEEN LYING TO YOU! ▼ Are you essential? ▼ Are you expendable? ▼ Lies they are telling you ▼ Your survival checklist ▼ What's the true safe measure for social distancing? ▼ What South Korea did and why it worked ▼ How politicians are exploiting this pandemic for a power grab ▼ Larry names names and calls out the liars – in the most important episode ever.

Larry's future-cast: CHEAP college tuition ● Macho men reclaim their birthright ● Soy-boys and snowflakes sent to the back of the line ● Hugs and handshakes are over - why that's a good thing ● Humor returns to comedy ● Why you shouldn't believe experts ● A true and classic Larry N.Y. tale explaining the way of the universe ● The pandemic glossary you'll love to hate ● How Britney Spears' cans pre...

The fear-mongers want you terrified. This is how to stay cool and strong.

What happens when Tony and Larry meet a man with a rifle on a dark mountain road? ♠ Tony wises Larry up ♠ Larry discovers there's more to chicks than pointiness ♠ Tony goes cowboy and regrets it ♠ What are Mummers, and how did they drive Tony crazy? ♠ Tony predicts Larry's future, years in advance ♠ Come along with Tony, Larry and their pointy chicks for an adventure in the Poconos!

What time is displayed on the Doomsday Clock? ▲ Discover the FUN method of execution everyone's talking about, 'Blown From A Gun!' ▲ How to stop worrying and start loving the Corona virus ▲ What is the Vortex of Doom and how can you profit from it? ▲ An eyewitness account of a "Blown From A Gun" execution ▲ Why Daffy Duck and Road Runner kicked Mickey & Minnie's asses ▲ Calm your fears and laugh a...

High-colonic enemas – are they right for you? ♦ How to unplug – anytime, anywhere ♦ How to detox like a movie star ♦ Why did they call Larry "Houdini?" ♦ Should you swim with dry ice? ♦ Why Larry wants to hang out with Vlad Putin (and NOT Justin Trudeau) ♦ Suggested small talk for your first professional enema ♦ All this and more in this CLEANSING episode!

Beware the Coronavirus SUPER-SPREADER! ▲ The 3 easy things YOU need to establish a successful cult and GET RICH! ▲ The cult leader with 93 Rolls Royce automobiles who lectures about greed ▲ How to spot suckers that will make you rich ▲ The biker that enlightened Larry about cults ▲ All this and more in this mystical episode!

A major star. A sex therapist. How 'journalists' manipulated the story. ♦ Why restraining orders and gun free zones are stupid ♦ How neighbors are different in L.A. ♦ The signal jamming bracelet you need to wear ♦ Airline seat recline debate… SETTLED! ♦ Why people smile when discussing murder ♦ All this and more in this deep dive into Hollywood fakery

Larry schools astrophysicists ● Proven ways to drive people nuts ● Intergalactic radio mysteries solved! ● Why ham radio & CB kick the Internet's ass ● W hat Larry did that made a trucker threaten to kill him ● How trucker listeners make a Larry wish come true ● Hop aboard this episode and see how we roll!

Is this the end, and if so, how you can enjoy it! ▲ Why Indonesia is smarter than USA ▲ How Corona virus will re-define heroes and crises ▲ How Corona virus and Google have revealed where the dumbest Americans live ▲ Larry's jungle encounter with the world's biggest rat ▲ The sailors who should not sail ▲ How the "honor system" may destroy us all ▲ How Larry's fishing skills fed an entire cruise s...

How to make BIG $$ from the plague ▲ How bad will it get? ▲ Did crows foretell this impending doomsday? ▲ What they should re-name Coronavirus to make it scarier ▲ Getting through your 20's unscathed ▲ Do parents matter, and if so, how much? ▲ Why I don't give a shit about Gary Vaynerchuk, and you shouldn't either ▲ All this and more in this contagious episode!

What's the high desert and why does it beat the low desert? ♦ What is it about the desert that mesmerizes? ♦ What pissed off Sinatra so much he went nuts with a sledgehammer? ♦ Why did the Pharaohs really build the Sphinx? ♦ How long is the wait list to sleep in a motel room where a semi-famous guy OD'd nearly 50 years ago? ♦ What can you do to screw with people long after you die? ♦ These and oth...

John McAfee reveals his Take No Shit credo ♠ How the CIA controls America ♠ How to play Russian Roulette and live to play again … and again! ♠ John agrees that I may be his running mate in his POTUS campaign 2020 ♠ How to extricate yourself from a job you hate ♠ His thoughts on the cast of his forthcoming biopic ♠ What makes John McAfee happiest? ♠ All this and more in Part 2 of my interview with...

McAfee explains why he believes Hillary Clinton and James Comey want him dead ♠ What does John have against Santa Claus? ♠ How McAfee escaped the governments of the USA, Belize, Bahamas, Cuba and the Dominican Republic ♠ What McAfee enjoys about life on the run/in hiding ♠ What makes John a black belt in the art of Take No Shit? ♠ All this and MUCH more in this first ever interview with living leg...

My day with radio legend Don Imus ▲ Why Larry is a New Year's Grinch ▲ What is 'forced gaiety,' and why should it piss you off? ▲ Who is Baba Vanga and why do people believe her predictions? ▲ What are Larry's 2020 predictions? ▲ Why is it still Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve , when he's been dead for 7 years? ▲ All this and more revealed... in this milestone episode!

J.C. weighs in on retrospection, future-casting and slackers.

Meet the ghosts of Larry's Christmas past ● The weight-lifter's trick that helps you beat the holiday blues ● The difference between lost Christmases and haunted ones ● What you can do today to make your Christmas (and life) more enjoyable ● The vilest holiday libation ● The greatest Christmas story of all ● Merry Christmas, everyone!

A preview of Larry's John McAfee interview! ● Why Larry's STILL glad he helped Charlie Brown commit suicide ● Why Coca Cola thinks you're a chooch ● The only 3 Christmas movies worth watching ● Why polar bears are NOT cute ● Larry disses cheap (but rich) party givers ● What's pissing by candlelight , and how can it be stopped? ● All this and more in this stark look at the hellidays!

Hitch a ride with Larry in his Christmas Time Machine ♦ Meet Larry's Magic Blue Star ♦ 39-18-33 = Barbie's measurements = Larry's first pointy crush ♦ Why knives can be better than guns ♦ Larry's secret Christmas place you'll never want to leave ♦ How Larry vandalized the family Christmas tree and got away with it ♦ Don't do Christmas without this episode!

You've never heard the REAL story behind Christmas… until now.

The BEST places to meet women ( and there's no cover charge! ) ♥ HOW to talk to women ♥ How to filter out the bad ones ♥ Chick magnets that work ♥ Where to find the right girl for you ♥ Common mistakes to avoid ♥ If you heed the advice in this episode, you will find a girlfriend by New Year's, or your money back!