TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke's pal The Mummy (a 38 year-old man, by the way) reports on his trip to the live stage production of How To Train Your Dragon.

Luke realizes he has the power to raise things from the dead, plus, Jesse Thorn from Bullseye! stops by to give Luke advice for his upcoming suit project "Operation Fancy Pants"

According to the Mayans the world will end this week, prompting Jen to finally tell the story of the time she thought Y2K was going to be a real thing, and moved into the wilderness to escape it.

Luke checks in from Chicago, post Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, plus a conversation with writer and social critic Fran Lebowitz.

Jad Abumrad and Robert Krulwich of RadioLab fame stop by Burbank studios.

TBTL gets into some Experimental Radio as Luke announces the start date for Project Fancy Suit. Plus, voting opens on the 'TBTL Top 7' rankings.

TBTL scoops the Wall Street Journal (again), regarding milk consumption in the US. And, with the Arizona Lotto Winner finally revealed, Andrew and Sean discuss what they'd do with their theoretical winnings.

A monkey shows up at an Ikea wearing a coat, prompting TBTL to rank the Cutest Moments In TBTL History.

Luke relives his days as a traffic reporter to Andrew's delight. Plus, TBTL tries to figure out why there is so much Lena Dunham Haterade being consumed online.

Gay Marriage and Recreational Marijuana both become legal on the same day in Washington, so naturally, TBTL spends most of the show talking about Santa Claus.

Luke and Andrew spend far too much time trying to figure out why there's a high school named for noted anti-integrationist Strom Thurmond.

Andrew reports on his first night of radio stardom. Meanwhile Luke is jealous.

In light of recent events, TBTL rolls out a new segment: Don't Be A Katt Williams. Plus, Luke considers a drastic wardrobe change, and Jen Andrews locates, and accidentally reads, The Worst Book of The Year.

The Ace Man himself stops by to discuss his dream employment scenario, whether or not he's an alcoholic and why he talks about, ahem, 'self-love' so much on his show.

Cartoonist Ellen Forney stops by to discuss her graphic memoir "Marbles" which details her life with bipolar disorder.

Luke and Andrew discuss gay conversions, their amazing powers of jinxing, and what happens when music nerds try to go Breaking Bad on it in their dorms.

Andrew Walsh makes a huge announcement about his future, and the future of radio.

Luke reports on his weekend spent battling demons (Ikea and The Walking Dead specifically), plus Bean Baxter from The Kevin and Bean show calls in to report on his recovery from kidney donation surgery.

TBTL celebrates Black Friday with a new phrase that pays! Our efforts to reach Herc The Intern fail, and we mix religion with gambling, because why not?

Luke and Andrew promise - PROMISE - to try and not ruin thanksgiving this year, for once.

Luke and Andrew try to record a show while also obsessing over if there is free deep-fried turkey occurring just outside the studio.

Some of TBTL's younger, and more musically talented listeners stop by to play a song and chat about what The Youth are up to these days.

Luke comes home from LA with stories of celebrities, rain storms, and the World's Smallest Red Carpet.

Luke gets his feelings hurt when a listener sends a critical email.

Andrew phones in from a zebra farm in Hawaii while Luke updates him on the impossibilities of trying to film something on a cruise ship, based on recent experience.