Saturday Morning Spire Slaughter

Jack and Charles are joined once more by Grant to slay the first act of the spire with the last remaining character – the Silent. Will their bickering be their downfall, or will they somehow manage to slay the Vantom? Tune in to find out! Seed: HJXM8NXV00Act: 1Ascension: 1Character: SilentGuest: Grant

Jack and Charles challenge the Queen, aided by a new favorite card. Will they make any correct decisions? Or will they always do everything they can to play Cascade for as much as possible? Tune in to find out! Seed: RNCDE7W9PFAct: 3Ascension: 1Character: Ironclad

Jack and Charles test the power of the Archaic Tooth in act 2! Will it be enough for the Ironclad to break The Insatiable, or will the sand wurm feast on their flesh? Tune in to find out! Seed: RNCDE7W9PFAct: 2Ascension: 1Character: Ironclad

Jack and Charles enter once more into the spire, taking on act 1 with the Ironclad! Will stacking their deck with strikes pay off, or will the Ceremonial Beast bring their run to an early end? Tune in to find out! Seed: RNCDE7W9PFAct: 1Ascension: 1Character: Ironclad

Jack and Charles take on act 3 in a tour de force showing of man vs nature. Will they lead the Defective Regent to victory, or will Queen (and their allergies) defeat them? Tune in to find out! Seed: LV7QLPN9EAAct: 3Ascension: 1Character: Defect

Jack and Charles bring **progress** to the Defect, advancing their weaponry from feral (claws) to modern (a sword). Will it help them defeat act 2 and the Kaiser Crab, or will they just spend the whole episode fighting a single elite? Tune in to find out! Seed: LV7QLPN9EAAct: 2Ascension: 1Character: Defect

Jack and Charles dive into act 1 with the brand new Defect! How will they use the Defect’s new tools to defeat the Soul Fysh? Tune in to find out! Seed: LV7QLPN9EAAct: 1Ascension: 1Character: Defect

Jack and Charles are joined by an unexpected guest here in act 3! Will Vakuu help them defeat the Doormaker, or will his demonic influence spell doom for the Regent? Tune in to find out! Seed: K2KDEFRJA5Act: 3Ascension: 1Character: RegentGuest: Vakuu

Jack and Charles guide the Regent through act 2 and challenge the Knowledge Demon (“hate it hate it hate it”). Will their strategy of chaining Bulwarks offer them enough defense, or will their enemies break through their walls? Tune in to find out! Seed: K2KDEFRJA5Act: 2Ascension: 1Character: Regent

Jack and Charles return from their spring break with the debut of The Regent Seed: K2KDEFRJA5Act: 1Ascension: 1Character: Regent

Seed: 18CZ5G2BXCAct: 3Character: Necrobinder

Seed: 18CZ5G2BXCAct: 2Character: Necrobinder

Jack and Charles change things up and play a different game! Seed: 18CZ5G2BXCAct: 1Character: Necrobinder

Seed: 47FDCUTZITX37Act: 2Ascension: 15Character: DefectGuest: Austin

Jack and Charles, back in the saddle after their AI excursion, are joined by Austin! They brave the depths of Act 1 and face the Slime Boss with the Defect. Will their greedy playstyle pay off, or will the be max punished? Tune in to find out! Seed: 47FDCUTZITX37Act: 1Ascension: 15Character: DefectGuest: Austin

Jack, Charles, and the AI are on their last legs. They dive into act 2 with the Watcher in an attempt to defeat the Collector. Will they finally manage to find victory, or will their infighting and crashing out be the end of them? Tune in to find out!

Jack and Charles continue their Ironclad run and push the AI to its limits!

After upsetting the AI, causing it to malfunction, Jack and Charles unleash their powers of IT troubleshooting to revive their computerized companion. Will the fully rebooted machine prove it’s mastery or lead the boys to their digital doom!? Tune in to find out! Act: 2Ascension: 20Character: DefectGuest: AI

Jack and Charles, joined by their newest guest, attempt to overcome act 2 and defeat the Collector. Will all their efforts to build an orb deck be rewarded? Will the artificial intelligence be victorious, or will it simply malfunction at the 11th hour? Tune in to find out!

Jack and Charles, fresh from a holiday break, are joined by a special guest for act 1 of the spire! Will their guest’s “clairvoyance” be enough to find victory on ascension 20? Tune in to find out!

After a brief hiatus, Charles and Jack are back! The Ironclad and the Time Eater can finally resolve their long-standing feud, and Charles can (possibly) test his mettle against Act 4 and the Corrupt Heart. Will his first solo run without any help whatsoever be successful? Tune in to find out! Seed: 2GTZF0B0WXJP0Date: 2025-12-02Act: 4Ascension: […]

Charles leads the Ironclad’s charge into act 3! Will a clutch purchase at the shop help them against the Time Eater, or will his strategy clash with Jack’s and bring their run to an end? Tune in to find out! Seed: 2GTZF0B0WXJP0Act: 3Ascension: 11Character: Ironclad

Charles is once more in charge as he and Jack attempt to defeat act 2 with the Ironclad! Will he be forced to fall back to the patented “Jack method”? Will he prove his place as the greatest Slay the Spire player ever? Or will an endless stream of colossal blunders leave him dead at […]

For the first time, Charles takes the wheel, diving into act 1 with the Ironclad against the formidable Hexaghost Guardian! Will Charles be able to get past floor 1? Will Jack be able to keep his mouth closed? Will a single un-upgraded Rampage be enough damage to carry the entire act? Tune in to find […]

Jack and Charles allow themselves a brief respite from slaying the spire in order to audit their mods, discuss game design, and… throw shade at Toby Fox? Why would they do that? And who is “Party Brian”? Tune in to find out!