Romance Your TBR: An Unhinged Historical Romance Podcast

In which Hannah and Caroline explore their whimsical naytch, are horny for Jimmy Stewart on the main, and get summoned to Hell but are so annoying that Satan kicks them out indefinitely. Show Notes: - Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide jacket clip - Jimmy Stewart Philadelphia Story kiss scene - Monika on bookstagram @bookbaddieb - If you want to experience some wild and forbidden sexual tens...

In which Caroline and Hannah are aflame in a Panda Express parking lot, contemplate Taco Bell as foreplay, and once again give you full plot play-by-plays after explicitly stating "we'll be short this time." Show Notes: - Listen to Caroline's Always Be My Duchess Spotify Playlist - Caroline's Venn diagram between Catholics and artists - Book with Christmas ornament: A Visit From Sir Nicholas, Vict...

In which Hannah and Caroline start the episode by admiring your gentleman's fifth tumescent limb, sneak in yet another Shrek reference, and get absolutely bodied by epilogues, gorillas, delicate toes, oh Christ! Show Notes: - Sanjana on TikTok @baskinsuns - Alicia on TikTok @Uhleeseeuh.mp4 Intro: (00:00) Books Mentioned: Someone to Watch Over Me, Lisa Kleypas - (00:42) Night Song, Beverly Jenkins...

In which Caroline and Hannah determine their epithets, swoon over Robert Petkoff’s voice, and consider how “heroine” and “marquess” should be pronounced. Intro: (00:00) Books mentioned: A Hunger Like No Other, Kresley Cole - (3:20) Kiss of a Demon King, Kresley Cole - (3:55) Any Duchess Will Do, Tessa Dare - (8:04) Thank You for Listening, Julia Whelan - (9:15) The Kiss Quotient, Helen Hoang - (10...

In which Hannah and Caroline spend an hour gushing about the Dangerous Damsels series, explain Caroline’s moan test, debate what makes a “good” sex scene, and have a quick therapy sesh. Show notes: - Hannah recommends checking out Kobo for affordable audiobooks (we’re not sponsored she just likes them) - Caroline’s Wisteria Society rec was one of her first viral TikToks - Here’s Caroline’s Dangero...

In which Caroline and Hannah discuss their spooky, scary, sexy Halloween recs, debate the men of Lord of the Rings, and daydream about giant pumpkin head(s). Caroline also demands that Hannah put a dollar in the Twilight tax jar. Show notes: - The four founding fathers of sexual awakenings: Viggo Mortensen (Aragorn; LOTR), Karl Urban (Éomer; LOTR), Richard Armitage (Thorin; The Hobbit), Aidan Turn...

In which Caroline and Hannah consider pros and cons of roadtrips, play six degrees of separation from Beverly Jenkins to Nicolas Cage, and confuse brief recommendations with extremely long, incredibly detailed summaries. Show notes: - Is this Nic Cage & Andy Samberg, or just two Nicolas Cages ? - Caroline is a sexy cat always and Abed is a sexy cat here Books mentioned: The Worst Best Man, Mia...

In which Hannah and Caroline go over their favorite reads of October (so far), provide case studies of both the Minnesotan accent and the Hannah, and discuss Caroline's wanton wontons. Show notes: - Team Caroline: I Dreamed a Dream - Team Hannah: I Have a Dream - Daniel Radcliffe sings She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain at maximum effort - Caroline is definitely at least probably right about the...

In which Hannah and Caroline discuss Heartbreaker, swoon over Sarah MacLean’s (arguably) hottest hero, and debate Adelaide’s hair / Clayborn moonlighting as a nudist. Show notes: - This Reddit post we discussed is…haunting, no? - Here’s the Phantom of the Opera TikTok Caroline horribly sung (you’re welcome) - This is actual footage of Clayborn realizing Adelaide is bleeding Books mentioned: Patien...

In which Hannah and Caroline introduce themselves, wax poetic about starchy dukes, debate illustrated vs clinch covers, and talk about how they started reading historical romance. Books mentioned in this episode: Heartbreaker , Sarah MacLean The Earl Takes All , Lorraine Heath Bringing Down the Duke , Evie Dunmore When He Was Wicked , Julia Quinn Dangerous Alliance , Jennieke Cohen Well Met , Jen...