Roderick on the Line

The Problem : He didn’t believe in friendship. Warning : This episode of Roderick on the Line contains spoilers for popular holiday characters, candid discussions of never-nudes, and graphic depictions of penises in snack foods. Listener discretion is advised . This episode of Roderick on the Line is brought to you by: Braintree - Code for easy online payments. Roderick on the Line listeners...

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The Problem : You’re not gonna go to Unalakleet.

The Problem : You’ll find somebody with a monkey.

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The Problem : Barley was a beautiful silken windhound.

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The Problem : From a young age, John wanted a mustache. This episode of Roderick on the Line is brought to you by Cards Against Humanity . Thanks to James T. Green for greeting John this month.

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The Problem : It scares the biomes. This episode of Roderick on the Line is brought to you by Cards Against Humanity .

The Problem : This was Whitesnake level not-good.

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The Problem : Како сте?

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