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Robert Saleh has been fired and some are asking if Aaron Rodgers is a coach killer (00:00:00-00:14:56). MNF and the Chiefs are winning another Super Bowl (00:14:56-00:20:46). Drake Maye has been named the starter in New England (00:20:46-00:34:23). We talk playoff baseball and Max is down real bad (00:34:23-00:58:43). College Football talk after an incredible Week 6 and upsets galore (00:58:43-01:...

NFL Week 5 and we start with fastest 2 minutes. We then get into every game from a wild Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:55) Vikings 23, Jets 17 (00:09:55-00:13:21) Ravens 41, Bengals 38 (00:13:21-00:25:38) Texans 23, Bills 20 (00:25:38-00:37:56) Commanders 34, Browns 13 (00:37:56-00:51:34) Jaguars 37, Colts 34 (01:11:43-01:18:26) Bears 36, Panthers 10 (01:18:26-01:25:45) Dolphins 15, Patriots 10 (01:25:45-...

Thursday Night Football was awesome for a change and Kirk Cousins is back (00:00:00-00:06:19). Pete Alonso saves the Mets season and playoff baseball absolutely rocks (00:06:19-00:21:59). We do a quick impromptu Mt Rushmore of Months (00:21:59-00:28:53). NFL Week 5 picks and preview for every game on Sunday + Fantasy Lad Boys (00:28:53-01:46:33). Colts QB Joe Flacco joins the show to talk about hi...

Playoff baseball is here and the Mets may be a team of destiny. Tigers win with their hoss Tarik Skubal, Orioles bad luck continues and we find a new website to grade fan experiences (00:00:00-00:21:21). RIP Dikembe Mutombo and Pete Rose (00:21:21-00:30:26). Monday Night Football had two very different games and the Lions looked awesome while the Dolphins are a bummer (00:30:26-00:48:15). We talk...

We start with the fastest 2 minutes. Then recap every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:39) Vikings 31, Packers 29 (00:09:39-00:20:57) Falcons 26, Saints 24 (00:20:57-00:28:36) Bears 24, Rams 18 (00:28:36-00:42:57) Colts 27, Steelers 24 (00:42:57-00:52:33) Bengals 34, Panthers 24 (00:52:33-00:56:53) Broncos 10, Jets 9 (00:56:53-01:14:04) Bucs 33, Eagles 16 (01:14:04-01:29:47) Texans 24, Jaguars 20...

Thursday Night Football doesn’t have enough flags as the Cowboys beat the Giants and everyone got hurt.(00:00:00-00:05:07:) The A’s last game in Oakland and fuck John Fisher forever(00:05:07-00:12:06). NFL Week 4 Picks and Previews including the sad state of the Jaguars and Andy Dalton doing something no Carolina Panthers QB has ever done(00:12:06-01:35:24). Paul Bissonnette and Ryan Whitney join...

Jayden Daniels is incredible and we talk Monday Night Football and PFT’s experience in Cincy (00:00:00-00:22:37). The Bills are humming and Trevor Lawrence is broken (00:22:37-00:27:56). College Football talk and Travis Hunter should be the Heisman winner (00:27:56-00:44:42). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a shift to team Raiola and Joe Mazzulla misses Hank (00:44:42-01:01:19). NFL Writer Michael...

NFL Week 3, we start with Fastest 2 minutes and then get to every game. (00:00:00-00:08:16) Eagles 15, Saints 12 (00:08:16-00:20:15) Vikings 34, Texans 7 (00:20:15-00:25:22) Colts 21, Bears 16 (00:25:22-00:36:55) Giants 21, Browns 15 (00:36:55-00:44:00) Steelers 20, Chargers 10 (00:44:00-00:50:24) Packers 30, Titans 14 (00:50:24-00:55:02) Broncos 26, Bucs 7 (00:55:02-01:04:20) Panthers 36, Raiders...

Aaron Rodgers is back and the Patriots are dead. We talk Thursday Night Football and Memes wanted to fight Hank earlier(00:00:00-00:13:12). Shohei goes 50/50 then 51/51 (00:13:12-00:15:31). Woj retires (00:15:31-00:21:54). NFL Week 3 Picks and Preview including Arthur Blank night in Atlanta, Skylar Thompson having a shitty number and more deep analysis (00:21:54-01:40:56). Fantasy Ladboys. (01:40:...

Kirk Cousins is back after he silences Philadelphia on Monday Night. Max was in attendance and has a report card from the Linc on this year’s Eagles team. Max and Memes try to negotiate a trade (00:00:00-00:29:47). Bryce Young is out as QB1 in Carolina (00:29:47-00:36:35). CFB Wednesdays (00:36:35-00:44:56). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Ben Simmons being back to all star caliber based on his off...

Week 2 in the NFL and we start with Fastest 2 minutes. We then talk about every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:57) Raiders 26, Ravens 23 (00:09:57-00:20:04) Bucs 20, Lions 16 (00:20:04-00:24:42) Saints 44, Cowboys 19 (00:24:42-00:31:13) Commanders 21, Giants 18 (00:31:13-00:40:03) Seahawks 23, Patriots 20 (00:40:03-00:53:08) Vikings 23, 49ers 17 (00:53:08-01:00:58) Jets 24, Titans 17 (01:00:58-0...

The Bills are back and Tua got another awful concussion that has us worried about our future (00:00:00-00:09:04). Shannon Sharpe went viral for accidentally having sex on Instagram Live (00:09:04-00:13:28). NFL Week 2 Picks and preview for every game and we are going to find out who is good and who may stink (00:13:28-01:27:40). Fantasy Fuccbois and our TD picks (01:27:40-01:34:41). Brooks Koepka...

Aaron Rodgers survived MNF but the Jets did not. The Niners are still really good and memes is down bad after the Jets loss (00:00:00-00:18:06). We talk College Football, what’s going on in Colorado and does USC have a defense (00:18:06-00:29:05)? Hot Seat/Cool Throne including saving the Orlando’s Chili and Joey Mazzula has his motivation (00:29:05-00:55:56). Scottie Scheffler joins the show to t...

NFL is back and we start with Fastest 2 Minutes (00:00:00-00:10:03). We then recap every game from Sunday Eagles 34, Packers 29 (00:10:03-00:23:11) Bears 24, Titans 17 (00:23:11-00:30:04) Bills 34, Cardinals 28 (00:30:04-00:35:19) Texans 29, Colts 27 (00:35:19-00:44:11) Dolphins 20, Jaguars 17 (00:44:11-00:58:21) Patriots 16, Bengals 10 (00:58:21- 01:10:20) Steelers 18, Falcons 10 (01:10:20-01:18:...

The Chiefs take Game 1 with a thrilling ending and a ref show (00:00:00-00:10:46). NFL Week 1 is here and we do picks and previews for every game + a TD Parlay, is Dennis Allen getting desperate and Jerry Jones is turning up the heat (00:10:46-01:15:39). Fantasy Fuccbois is back (01:15:39-01:22:34). Pittsburgh Pirates pitching phenom Paul Skenes joins the show to talk about his rookie year, his cr...

We're on the eve of the NFL season and we're so pumped for football. We do our annual NFL Head Coach's draft and pick some MVP picks, Super Bowl picks, and least improved pick (00:00:00-00:41:52). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Kristin Cavallari, US Open Tennis and more (00:41:52-00:57:23). Pete Prisco joins the show to talk 2024 NFL season, what teams will surprise us, quarterbacks he's high on a...

Football is back and Brian Kelly is yet again making headlines. We talk winners and losers from Week 1 of College Football and no one had a better weekend than Notre Dame fans (00:00:00-00:18:10). Billy Napier is basically fired and Dabo has lost his way (00:18:10-00:21:16). FSU is down bad and a fan is refusing to eat shit after he promised to (00:21:16-00:35:56). Who's back of the week including...

Football is back and we have another blind poll to dig into this time by agents. Is having urgency for a quarterback good (00:00:00-00:35:08)? The finale of Mt Rushmore season with the Mt Rushmore of things in a college guy’s apartment (00:35:08-01:05:04). Tom Fornelli and Brandon Walker join us to break down the upcoming 2024 CFB season with some hot take, playoff picks and Heisman + we have a co...

Cut day in the NFL and we get mad about an anonymous poll of quarterbacks. We have a new rule to get fans an nfl franchise (00:00:00-00:28:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including what celebrity Hank should date and dolphins tea bagging people (00:28:17-00:52:48). Mt Rushmore of Everything (00:52:48-01:11:37). Jerry O’Connell joins the show to do a fantasy preview, call his wife for permission to enter...

Football is back and we have once again been let down by DJU. We talk the games from Saturday plus the final preseason games (00:00:00-00:21:09). Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani are absurd and deserve more attention (00:21:09-00:26:50). Who’s back of the week including Oasis and RFK Jr selling coke (00:26:50-00:41:21). Notre Dame Head Coach Marcus Freeman joins the show to talk about this season, hi...

Barstool Summer Camp is coming to a close and we’re all gassed after our aquatics showing Wednesday. We read some headlines in what may be the slowest sports week of the year (00:00:00-00:29:40). Mt Rushmore of Orange things and a possible voter tampering issue (00:29:40-00:59:16). Will Compton joins the show (sober this time) to finally find out if anyone hates JJ Redick, college football, is thi...

We made it on Hard Knocks and it was fucking awesome. We talk about going up to interview Caleb Williams and episode 3. In horrible news J-Lo and Ben Affleck have divorced (00:00:00-00:16:27). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the almost Matthew Judon trade, college kids going back to school and Tua ripping Brian Flores (00:16:27-00:46:47). Mt Rushmore of things that are hard to explain (00:46:47-01:...

Hank is back and we get the full recap of his big day as keeper of the lighthouse. Patrick Mahomes is not fair. We talk preseason football and Simone Biles jacket (00:00:00-00:37:21). Who’s back of the week and we may have found the Busters guy (00:37:21-00:48:22). Ryen Russillo joins us in person on the RV to talk everything, including the untold BVT stories (00:48:22-01:46:11). We finish with Mt...

Injuries at training camp suck (00:00:00-00:26:54). We talk some LLWS and then play same faces new places in the NFL to get us sharp for the season (00:26:54-00:39:07). Mt Rushmore of Movie Quotes and Hank tells us what he expects for his lighting of the lighthouse (00:39:07-01:06:29). Future Hall of Famer Khalil Mack joins the show to talk football, Chargers, Big Cat’s love for him and what happe...

It’s camp season and the Jets have memes in a meltdown looking for Florio’s everywhere. JJ McCarthy getting hurt is a huge bummer (00:00:00-00:17:17). Hank has picked his Big 10 team and we look at the AP poll being released (00:17:17-00:27:17). Mt Rushmore of soft things (00:27:17-00:51:57). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Matt Kuchar (00:51:57-01:12:36). Peter Schrager joins the show to talk Hard...