Never Adulting

Hey Kid, Don't Swallow That Ep72 08.10.2026 34:39 ↓

Vincent Hardwick from Don't Swallow That joins the show! Their band performs in Dallas on 11/14! Get tickets on their IG @dont.swallow.that

Vacation! Ep. 71 27.09.2026 1:02:48 ↓

The Kyles do their 2nd NFL bold predictions (Is other Kyles really bold?) and talk vacation and destinations.

Introducing Kyle²! Ep 70 08.09.2026 49:47 ↓

One Kyle returns and the other is introduced. Together they talk fantasy football punishments, names and mistakes.

69! Ep. 69 15.05.2025 39:01 ↓

69 Stories and come see Don't Swallow That Friday, May 16th in Deep Ellum Dallas TX!!!

The Downfall of The Dallas Mavericks EP. 68 21.04.2025 1:02:08 ↓

Eduardo and Raef discuss the Luka Doncic and Anthony Davis trade.

Gel and Onlyfans Ep. 67 07.04.2025 50:09 ↓

The Krackheads talk bush, Seattle, the band Gel and more!

Live in the Field Audio, Utah, and Tom Sandoval Ep. 66 05.03.2025 37:24 ↓

The traitors go live at the Mavericks protest, Kyle talks about his Utah trip, and more!

Luka Sadness Ep. 65 08.02.2025 38:40 ↓

The ballers discuss the worst trade ever, STD stats and some other things.

Are We Back? Ep. 64 06.02.2025 46:29 ↓

The dudes are back and just talk for like 46 minutes.

A Sexual Christmas Ep63 25.12.2023 18:53 ↓

Santa talks sexual Christmas stats, Christmas stories, Napoleon and the Home Alone movies.

Thanksgiving Special EP62 23.11.2023 17:30 ↓

Thanksgiving fun facts, stories and a surprise call.

The One with the Free Porn EP61 16.11.2023 53:12 ↓

Never Adulting has some guests! Andrew and Lydia Embuscado talk about their new Cold Water Coffee. Other topics include porn, the show Friends and the band 68'!

Spooky Time! EP 60 31.10.2023 15:37 ↓

One of the podcasters does this one by himself! Topics include scary haunted houses, Terrifier, Chucky and Manchester Orchestra.

Remember Us? EP59 28.09.2023 58:06 ↓

We're back! The podcasters talk about weddings, the band Don't Swallow That and more!

Never Adulting Saves the Boobs EP58 14.06.2023 1:12:21 ↓

The tramps explain why they took a long hiatus, the best of Jerry Springer episodes, Barry the show, Kyle's back injury and more!

The Orgy on Floor 14 EP57 25.04.2023 1:16:18 ↓

The stoners talk cosplay stories and costumes. They also discuss 420, the bands Teeth and Better Lovers, and more!

The Ommmmmmmmmmmm EP56 14.04.2023 1:06:58 ↓

Jardani and Sylvester Stallone go at it with talks regarding sex positions, the bands Scowl, Balance and Composure, John Wick movies and more sex positions!

Although I'm 55, I Always Remind my Friends that my Girlfriend is Only 18! EP55 05.04.2023 1:08:16 ↓

Gangsta Boo and Mel Gibson talk about couples who have large age gaps between them, celebrities being dead or alive, The Departed, and more!

Ass Up, Baby EP54 22.03.2023 1:06:53 ↓

Greta and George have the guest Ian Grant, a Gremlin connoisseur, to talk Gremlin props, lubricants, and a sprinkle of STD talk. Follow Ian Grant on IG @gremlinsmuseum

She's Not a Dude! Her Name is Nicole. EP53 15.03.2023 1:24:05 ↓

Gloria and Aaron discuss stories and topics on phone sex, sexting, the band Can't Swim, and more! 

Safe Sex Rulez! EP52 22.02.2023 1:18:43 ↓

Commodus and Kyrie talk safe sex stats, stories, the band The Faceless, and more! 

Strip Me Down, Tie Me Up, and Shoot My Nuts EP51 14.02.2023 1:06:36 ↓

Come celebrate the love episode! The lovers discuss Valentine's Day stats, stories, and more! 

My Kids Suck So I got a Black Market Vasectomy EP50 08.02.2023 1:21:42 ↓

Come celebrate the 50th episode with Catherine and Anne as they discuss more stories of shitty kids being shitty kids!

Shit on Books, Shit in Nooks, Shit in Crannies, Shit on Jammies- A Shitty Child’s Tale EP49 31.01.2023 56:43 ↓

The litte shits discuss funny stories of kids being kids, the band Jesus Piece, the movie Crash and toilets. 

Don't Forget to Check Her Nipples EP48 23.01.2023 1:21:49 ↓

Apollo and Chubbs discuss stats and stories of people faking orgasms, the band 200 Stab Wounds, and the butt fumble.