Morning Bullsh*t

I drank white wine last night and now I feel concussed. First world problems are still problems ya know?

I like soccer now, which is super cool. You know what's not cool? France. France sucks.

White Lotus Season 2 Review! Didn't go into too much depth... actually didn't really go into any depth at all. This show is the weirdest thing ever, and i'm pretty sure this is a prank to show that we'll get locked into any content these days.

We gave up a terrorist, but got 7 WNBA all-star appearances in return, so who really won the trade!?

I got a phone call yesterday... Story time... Liam Neeson Mode

I have a herniated disc in my lower back. It stinks, you should feel bad for me. You shouldn't feel bad for Prince William and Princess Kate because they practically "did it" at the Boston Celtics game though.

Marvel, Marvel, some other stuff, and then some more Marvel

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