Lore Boys

Lore Boys here! The internet's #1 fake history podcast is taking us on a wild ride to Marsneyland, to learn about why you can't grow bananas on Helghan. We're talking Killzone lore and all the glowing red eyes and petrocyte that entails! To join the discussion and suggest a topic, check out our Discord . As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell...

Lore Boys back with more World of Warcraft backstory for the Internet's #1 fake history podcast. We're tackling Magtheridon and how he came to be the King of Outland, right up until he gets deposed by Illidan to start off the Burning Crusade expansion for the game. If you want to hear more Warcraft, check out our other episodes: Malfurion Stormrage Lore - St. Patrick Stormrage Arthas Lore 1 - And...

Welcome back weary traveler, you've ended up back where you started, with most of the Lore Boys! Today Peter and Jamie are looking into another couple of SCP, the rowdy bible bros themselves. Cain and Abel! We're looking into the arguably more famous pair from the Bible and then diving into the sexed up fanfic versions of of them Jamie installs a screen door underwater and Pete thinks God might be...

Aw rats, it's Skaven Lore on the internet's #1 fake history podcast. The Lore Boys are bringing you more Warhammer Fantasy stories, this time from everyone's favourite undercity denizens, the Children of the Horned Rat! If you like this episode, consider checking out our Age of Sigmar trilogy, as mentioned in the episode: Sigmar part 1 Sigmar part 2 Sigmar part 3 If you want to hear other 40K epis...

Hey everyone, it's everyone's favourite Russian Literature fake history podcast, the Lore Boys, back with more good fake history for you. We're talking about the Russian Sci-Fi novel Roadside Picnic by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky, which would go on to inspire the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games among a ton of other fiction. To join the discussion and suggest a topic, check out our Discord . As always, we sup...

Lore Boys, the Internet's #1 Fake History Podcast, is back with more of what you asked for: SCP Lore! We're talking the history of SCP-978, the Camera of Desire, and all the blackmail it can lead to. We might recommend a psychiatric evaluation after this one! If you like SCP lore and want to hear more, consider checking out our other SCP episodes: SCP Lore - SCP 101: Intro to Making Your Own Faygo...

Hello everybody, Lore Boys are back with the internet's #1 fake history podcast. We're delving back into Dungeons and Dragons lore, at the request of our listeners, to talk about those most ancient of demons: the Obyrith. We'll also set up the Dawn War, talk about Tharizdun, and the forces of Primordial Chaos who all want a piece of the action! If you like this episode, consider checking out our o...

Hey all, Lore Boys are here with more of the internet's best fake history. We're taking on more Halo and all the prefixes the franchise loves, leading up to the creation of everyone's favourite powdered donut: the flood! If you want to hear our past Halo episodes, you can find 'em on our website: Part of a Balanced Terrorist (Covenant Lore) Grow Your Own Bologna (Spartan Lore) If you want to get i...

Lore boys are back with the internet's favourite fake history: video game lore. We're talking everyone's favourite limbless hero, Rayman this week. We've got Rayman, Betilla, Mr. Dark, the thicctoon's, and all that lore goodness you crave. To join the conversation join the Discord! As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave...

No true content this week, instead we're churning out what YOU, the listener had to say! To join the conversation join the Discord! As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell your friends and leave us a review on  iTunes  and the rest our social media ( Facebook ,  Twitter , and  Instagram .) We wanna hear from you guys, so sho...

Lore Boys coming back with Dungeons and Dragons Lore! The internet's #1 fake history podcast is bringing you the hottest in Mad Max meets Dune for your tabletop roleplaying game with the Dark Sun setting. Stretching back to the Blue Age, we cover everything from Preserving Magic to Defiling Magic, from Tyr to Rajaat, from Halfling cannibals to nomadic elves. We've got all the dry, dusty, gritty, a...

This is a part 2! To hear part one on our website, go here: Battletech 7 - There's Always Futuristic-er . To listen on your podcast app of choice, look for Season 3, episode 87, released 3/3/21. The internet's #1 fake history podcast is committed to bringing you more of what you crave, which is apparently more stories of the clan mechs and their incursion into the inner sphere. The resulting battl...

Lore Boys are back with more classic game lore. This week in our coconut-gun crosshairs is Donkey Kong! From steel girders to his own country, from Mario's tennis club to the magical land of "64" DK and his family have really gotten around. We're doing a deep dive on the family tree, and all the disparate cousins abandoning their offspring. As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope th...

Lore Boys here with some more exciting fake history. We're continuing the Magic: The Gathering storyline of Elspeth, Venser, and Koth on their search for both Karn and a cure for the Phyrexian menace. New Phyrexia is a trashed frat house, and our party is the responsible nerds who are gonna clean it up. This is a part four, so make sure to check out our previous Elspeth episodes before grinding so...

Lore Boys back with the internet's #1 fake history podcast. We're dredging up some ancient history with more Battletech lore by popular demand. We're dropping the needle into the Battle of Tukayyid, with Comstar facing off against the Clans of the Outer Sphere. My money's on the Ghost Bears, but the Smoke Jaguars might have a trick or two up their sleeve. If you want more Battletech, it's a well w...

Alright Lore Folk, you asked for more SCP Lore, so here you go. Today's episode of the internet's #1 fake history podcast is talking about the SCP's Personnel Director Jack Bright, and all the murderous ways he likes to introduce the new guys to campus. If you like this one, consider checking out our other SCP episodes: SCP 101: Intro to Making Your Own Faygo Threat Level: Jabroni And if three's n...

Lore Boys back at the ol' sausage grinder. We're talking more Magic: the Gathering lore. Specifically, we're talking about a plane's poke-evolution from Argentum, plane of maths, to Mirrodin, plane of unlocked liquour cabinets, to New Phyrexia, plane of "You guys gotta leave, my parents are getting home soon". This is a part four, so make sure to check out our previous Elspeth episodes before grin...

Lore Boys back with some Monster Hunter lore! This week's fake history is delving all into the world of Monster Hunter and the big baddies known as Ancient Black Dragons. Get ready to peel off the skin and make yourself some smelly, nightmare inducing armor. Ethan fights a turtle, Jamie skins a cat, and Peter spits out a star. As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjo...

Lore Boys back with the internet's #1 fake history podcast. We're taking the Battletoads to court as we discuss Pimple, Zit, and Rash and the world they've teleported themselves into. Jamie goes on a pterodactyl ride, Peter finds his evil seductress, and Ethan takes a car to space for the first time ever. As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell...

Lore Boys are back, with more exciting tales from Magic: the Gathering. The internet's #1 fake history podcast continues its retelling of the story of Elspeth from the Honor Bound trilogy, the Gathering Forces trilogy, and the Scarred trilogy. This is a part three, so make sure to check out our previous Elspeth episodes before jumping down the meat shaft with us: Elspeth Lore Part 1 Elspeth Lore P...

While you may have believed us to be illiterate, it is of course once again the Lore Boys bringing you some juicy comic book lore. Now we of course are not gigantic nerds, so this one had to be requested by one of our wonderful patrons over on OnlyFa- Patreon. His request was as you can see for Spiderman 2099 lore. Today we'll learn how a radical 90s dude was born of lies and continued the traditi...

The internet's #1 fake history podcast is back with some, well... real history. We've decided to die and come back and try again as we delve into the history of the 40 year old game Rogue, and the genre that is named after it. Just a few of the titles we talk about: Adom Angband Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup Net. Hack Rogue Of course, if you liked the episode, we’d love to hear from you guys, so check...

Lore Boys are back with more of the internet's best fake history. We're talking more Magic: the Gathering canon, while we delve into Elspeth Tirel's old friend, Ajani Goldmane, and her new ENEMY(??) Koth of the Hammer. This episode has all the hits, mana, Shards of Alara, Nicol Bolas, Karn, Phyrexia, and all the rest. Make sure you check out our part 1 to this multi-parter, So Long, Gay Malfegor....

Season's greetings once again our fellow officers, esteemed members of the press and Lore Folk. We must once again interrupt your holiday season with another tale of crime, villainy and island crabs. This year's press conference is in regards to the beating heart of the holidays. Christmas Island. At time of writing we have discovered important information about the island, the resident crabs, and...

Lore Boys back with the internet's #1 fake history podcast to talk about another 90s classic: Earthworm Jim! Where did worm come from? How she get a slug for a butt? And, what are you doing with that puppy? For nearly 3 decades we've been waiting for those questions to be answered, and finally, we're gonna find out. Hop on into the Lore Boys and come along for a wild ride as we try and get this ca...