Liza Blue Humorist

Was I a Loser When I Was a Kid? 25.06.2025 6:57 ↓

My son wants to know.

I Did Everything Right Except for That One Last Thing 25.06.2025 11:12 ↓

My efforts to be the good daughter.

Bras and Mortality 17.03.2025 5:36 ↓

At age 65, how many bras will last me the rest of my life?

Human Pearls 17.03.2025 8:28 ↓

The beauty of gallstones

Just Another Golden Scepter 17.03.2025 5:11 ↓

Inspiration from King Tut

Now Thank We All Our Sphincters 17.03.2025 7:27 ↓

Song parodies based on Christian hymns

If It's a Zit or a Pimple 17.03.2025 1:36 ↓

 Song parody of "It's a Gift to be Simple."  Not to everyone's taste, but hell, we've all been there!

My Life in the New Yorker Magazine 17.03.2025 5:28 ↓

It is very difficult to keep up with the New Yorker!

Last One Picked 23.01.2025 7:42 ↓

The eternal stigma of schoolyard shame

Family Expressions 23.01.2025 4:21 ↓

Somehow these all made sense.

Starry Night 23.01.2025 11:24 ↓

Look skyward for wonder and awe

In Transit 23.01.2025 7:57 ↓

The pleasures, surprises and etiquette of subway commuting

Writing Prompts from Beatles Lyrics 12.10.2024 9:24 ↓

Taking the Beatles fictional characters (Rocky Racoon) to the next level

Dorothy Parker: The What of Wit 12.10.2024 9:14 ↓

Lessons from the master

Cruise Ship Anxiety 12.10.2024 3:40 ↓

To start of join a table at dinner.

Cleaning Slippers Bring Death to Dust Bunnier 12.10.2024 7:27 ↓

An impulse purchase at the big box store

1,000 Identical Postcards 12.10.2024 9:07 ↓

Ruminations and insights on writing 1,000 identical voter reminder postcards.

Truths, Lies and Third Nipples 21.07.2024 11:27 ↓

Exploring strategies for the game Two Truths and a Lie.  What is a believable lie and an unbelievable truth?

I Retook the SAT Test at Age 58: Part III. The SexAT 30.05.2024 8:18 ↓

The SexAt is proposed as a new SAT prep book with real world math and reading comprehension questions.

I Retook the SAT Test at Age 58: Part 2: Test Day and the Great Reveal 30.05.2024 11:53 ↓

Part 2 of a three part series.

I Retook the SAT at Age 58: Part 1: Prepping 30.05.2024 10:30 ↓

The first in a three part series.  

How to Remove Ticks in Public 30.05.2024 9:42 ↓

A few tips from a midwestern prairie dweller where ticks are a fact of life.  

The Best of 63,000 Meals 30.05.2024 8:42 ↓

There are some 63,000 to chose from, but this one is the most memorable.

Blackbird at the Window 30.05.2024 5:57 ↓

The blackbird and I share a sense of futility.

My Short Sweet LIfe as a Human Target 10.04.2024 15:41 ↓

A late in life attempt to be a hockey goalie, despite not knowing how to skate backwards.