Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Kim tells Ket about the rest of Companion. Listen, the girls do, in fact, have a few ideas about how they’d utilize a homicidal robot. Who knew the sweetest love story of all would be between a robot and Guillermo? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Companion. Dir. Drew Hancock Writer Drew Hancock Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: &...

Kim tells Ket about Companion where the relationship between a boy and his robot works out completely fine and everything goes great. PSYCH! Jack Quaid is Quaiding and the girls LOVE it. Stay tuned for Part 2 to how Iris’ time in the YellowJacket wilderness serves her… Dir. Drew Hancock Writer Drew Hancock Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:   www.pat...

Ket tells Kim the rest of The Watchers (2024) starring Dakota Fanning, written by a Shyamalan, Ishana. Not any of the other ones called the same thing. Listen, Ket took a shot… we can’t get a bullseye every time. But don’t worry, the girls end the episode talking about cancer so… thumbs up! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Watchers… no the other one. Dir. Ishana Shyamal...

Ket tells Kim about The Watchers. No, not that one with Maika Monroe. No, not The Watcher, it’s plural. Oh, actually no not that one by the exact same name. Ok, NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO CALL THEIR MOVIE ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH WATCHING WATCHERS WATCH, OK!? There are other words! Anyway, this is the one with Dakota Fanning. Stay tuned for Part 2 to see who is watching who… Dir. Ishana Shyamalan Writ...

It’s a KKSAM FAM JAMBOREE as we are joined by the hilarious Kim Burns, Ketryn’s co-host on Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe! The three of us attempt to make sense of a Buffy episode that has been hailed as everything from “skippable” to “fun bad.” Why is evil Xander so hot? Why is Jim from FROM so cringe? Why is Mr. Belding such a creep? The answer to these questions – and so many more – on this we...

Kim tells Ket the rest of The First Omen. But first, Damien has some competition for most anticipated AntiChrist. As usual, the Catholic church appears to have “lost the plot” but not their disdain for women. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will liver or die in The First Omen. Dir. Arkasha Stevenson Writers Tim Smith, Keith Thomas, Arkasha Stevenson Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet...

Kim tells Ket about The First Omen. First and foremost, Ketryn would like it stated that she does not wish to live with an incomplete head. Neither girl wants the title “Most Catholic” and both wonder why they’ve never seen a crab-like demon claw.  Stay tuned for part 2 to meet… The AntiChrist. Dir. Arkasha Stevenson Writers Tim Smith, Keith Thomas, Arkasha Stevenson Support the girls on PATR...

Ket tells Kim the rest of Smile 2. Listen, I sincerely hope that you have all put your fast pants on and haven’t borrowed any pants from either of Ket’s life partners, Kim OR Arik, because they only wear slow pants. We’ve also discovered something Kim should NOT include on her resUme and that’s “creepy smiling.” She’s too cute. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Smile 2. Writ...

Ket tells Kim about the highly requested and truly terrifying Smile 2. This left Ketryn truly shooketh and gave The Substance a run for its money in grotesque-ness. It was simply a smorgasbord of gore and the first time in podcast history that Ket is the one who can’t quite say a word. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what type of pants Kim needs for this one. Writer/Dir. Parker Finn Support the...

Kim tells Ket Part 2 of Strange Darling. Quick question, what do people use those horizontal industrial fridges for if not to store dead bodies? Ket stayed 100% alive in part 1, for the first time in episode history! (Because there were no questions asked or points totaled.) No doubt she does JUST as well in the back half! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Strange Darling. W...

Kim tells Ket about Strange Darling starring KKSAM Darling, Switchblade Heart Heart Heart a.k.a. Kyle Gallner. We learn that “Kim repellant” comes in the form of those yellowish glasses that all serial killers wear. They get those after they get 3 kills on their punch card. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what you get after you fill up all 10 murder slots! Writer/Dir. JT Mollner Check out Ket &a...

Ket tells Kim Part 2 of Oddity. Kim refreshes our goldfish brains on how it all shook out in part 1. So, let’s all sit back down and have a charcuterie with our terrifying Man ‘o’ Wood. All the girls can ask is “does anyone have the hook up on where they could find their own Woodm’n? We have some ‘monsters’ to vanquish.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Oddity.  Writer...

Ket tells Kim a movie that’s been on their list for a while and, to be clear, it does NOT star Brienne of Tarth. It does star a favorite Irish actor, Carolyn Bracken, along with a truly terrifying Woodm’n who isn’t even the biggest monster of the movie! Stay tuned for part 2 to find out who is…  Writer/Dir. Damian McCarthy Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) a...

The tie has been broken! We're talking Yellowjackets, season 3, episode 1 Listen to the rest of the series on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/kimandketstayalivemaybe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kim tells Ket Part 2 of The Substance. Ketryn’s goldfish brain was able to summarize what happened in part 1, so we pick up right where we left off. But by the end, Ket has whisked her cronish self away, into the forest, never to be seen again. All Hail Coralie Fargeat! Coralie Fargeat for President! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Substance. Writer/Dir. Coralie Fargea...

Kim tells Ket Part 1 of The Substance. “Oh, so NOW we’re giving awards to horror movies. Got it.” - Toni Collette. Don’t get us wrong, please give all the awards to this movie (but then a retroactive one to Toni too). In Part 1, everything seems to be going great. No cause for alarm. I’m sure it’ll all shake out just fine in The Substance… Writer/Dir. Coralie Fargeat Support the girls on PATREON f...

Ket tells Kim about Baghead on Shudder starring the matriarch of KKSAM’s most beloved dynasty, The Burpsmaps. In times like these, it’s nice to be visited by old friends. Good thing Ket was telling Kim this one because Ket would, in fact, rather die than give up ownership of a 400 year old pub. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Baghead. Dir. Alberto Corredor Writers Christin...

Kim tells Ket about 10 Cloverfield Lane where a jolly John Goodman Doomsday Prepper is the least of our worries. Ket comes down pretty hard on the side of “let’s not RUSH to escape this whole thing.” There is spaghetti, after all... and a dude to doof… AND PUZZLES! Where. Is. The. Horror!? Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in 10 Cloverfield Lane.  Dir. Dan Trachtenberg Writ...

Ket tells Kim about the Netflix horror flick, It’s What’s Inside! With all the stressors happening in today’s world, this… this was what almost broke Ketryn’s brain. They learned a really valuable lesson though: never switch brains prior to the full development of someone’s prefrontal cortexes. Kim also got a chance to see how far HER prefrontal cortex has grown! Way to go, Burnsie! Ketryn learned...

Kim tells Ket about Cuckoo starring Dan Stevens as a real creep, trying desperately to run from his own hotness and failing miserably yet again. Ketryn doesn’t really even want to release this episode because it contains the dumbest 5 minutes her brain has ever conjured, but Kim’s is making her. So, now, it’s immortalized… forever. Also, guys, cuckoo birds are effing CUCKOO! Most importantly we’ll...

Ket tells Kim about the scariest movie sh'd ever seen in her life when she was 9 yrs old, Arachnophobia. Like all things in the 90’s, it contained propaganda for the Miami Dolphins. This time period also meant that husbands got gold stars for being the mediocre-ist dopes, while the women, like Molly and Marg, served slay all day, every day. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in...

Due to the devastating wildfires, Kim and Ket are re-releasing a favorite: A Dark Song, featuring their good pal, Jerry Tooneytown. Tune in for a brand new intro, status update on the KKSAM team, and information on how you can help! Ep. 82: A Dark Song: “The Tale of Jerry Tooneytown” Kim tells Ket about A Dark Song starring Catherine Walker and Steve Oram. There will be a shocking reveal about who...

Kim tells Ket about Zaddy Hartnett in M. Night Shyamalan’s Trap. Lots happens but the most important take-aways from this episode are that Josh inspired some new merch: BUTCHER KNIFE heart heart heart, and Kim discovered… Streamyard sound effects. That’s right, folx! After 333 episodes, KKSAM has just discovered this feature. Don’t worry, they’ll beat it into the ground. Most importantly, we’ll le...

Ket tells Kim about Black Christmas (1974) in honor of our beloved Sammie, Mac Parker, who campaigned his heart out for this Holiday Horror pick in our Patreon poll. At the time we recorded this, the girls never could have predicted that it would end up being a tribute to the memory of Olivia Hussey. Among her many accomplishments, she was also the reason Ketryn realized that sexuality was a spect...

Kim tells Ket about their next Holiday Horror Pick from their Patreon Sammies, GREMLINS! Yes, that’s correct: Ket has never seen Gremlins. Ket was NOT ready for the cuteness… nor was Kim’s womb. She is currently with child. Sorry… with Mogwai. Or with Moo Deng. She might also be pregnant with Moo Deng. She’s fine with either. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Gremlins. Oh! A...