Jean - Noooo! An X-Men: The Animated Series Podcast

Thus begins arguably the greatest X-Men story of all-time...THE DARK PHOENIX SAGA! Including such moments as: Wolverine using his claws to make a sandwich. Storm getting hoodwinked by the old, 'Can I have a glass of water?' ploy. Cyke and Gambit hittin' da club. A performance by Alison Blaire aka Dazzler. And...Jean gets MARRIED??? All this and our cohosts discuss whether Jason Wyngard...

Warren Worthington III is back, and he's not gonna rest 'til Apocolypse is, "until he breathes blood and rolls over, split, broken - FINISHED!" Plus: Gambit is unexpectedly the voice of reason! Apocalypse has a "heck of a bass boat"! And Whitney Houston was wrong: the greatest love of all turns out to be between a mutant and...one highly suggestive spaceship??! It's...

Fearless leader Cyclops gets his very own episode! In which he goes back to visit the orphanage, and we pose such key questions as: Did Jean actually know his hame? Why is Killgrave's mansion 90% foyer? How is the news reporter broadcasting for EVERY channel?? All this plus: Rusty! Skids! Boom-boom! Wiz-kid! Mandatory Reporting and Good Samaritan laws! And co-host Drew Kunas coins the term, &q...

Bobby...Bobby baby...Bobby bubbe! Er...Bobby Drake makes his XMTAS debut! Jubilee thirsts for the (ice)man just out of reach! Cyclops and his (secret) baby bro 'rassle! And the hands-down-best X-Factor lineup! All this plus every musical reference we can think of. It's Season 3, Episode 11, Cold Comfort, with cohosts Charissa Bertels, Sarah Mucek, and Michael Short.

In which Sarah learns that Longshot ISN'T a mutant! Michael wants to talk about literally anything except this episode! Charissa wonders why anyone would let Rogue be a chaperone! All this and Jubilee is thirsty AF when she meets the heartthrob of the Mojoverse. Plus Gog N'MaGog, Warwolves, and Spiral! It's Season 3, Episode 10: Longshot.

The Phoenix Saga Mega-Conclusion! In which D'Ken becomes a big ol' crystal of himself, the Professor is waaay too smug about the X-Men's prowess given the situation, and Jean locks lips with Cyclops as Wolverine looks on (what else is new?). Speaking of smoochies, what's going on inside Gladiator's cloak??? All this and more in Season 3, Episode 7 Child of Light. Introducing co...

The Phoenix Saga - Part 4! In which we FINALLY see the fabled M'Kran Crystal, Rogue kicks some major Imperial Guardsmen butt, and we meet Marvel's #1 crew of space pirates: The STARJAMMERS! Corsair! Raza! Hebzibah! Ch'od AND Sikorski! (And yes, it IS pronounced "chode.") All this and so much more in Season 3, Episode 6, Starjammers! Featuring cohosts Sarah Mucek and Michael S...

The Phoenix Saga - Part 3! In which Moira and Sean make out while Xavier is tormented by space visions! Juggernaut squeezes Erik the Red so hard we can hear it! And we find out that the Phoenix has a job?!! All this and arguably the greatest entrance in all of X-Men: The Animated Series...GLADIATOR!!! It's Cry of the Banshee, featuring cohosts Charissa Bertels, Marcus Bishop-Wright, and Sarah...

THE PHOENIX SAGA CONTINUES! In which Jean convalesces in a "small, private hospital on the city's upper east side," Beast invites Logan to "a Manhattan nightspot," and the Professor meets his soulmate, Shi'ar royal Lilandra Neramani! All this and Gambit is looking for some (NSFW) action! It's Season 3, Episode 4, The Dark Shroud! Featuring cohosts Charissa Bertels,...

The moment we've all been waiting for - THE PHOENIX SAGA! Jump on board for the Greatest X-Men Story of Ever Told! In which the Professor sends the X-Men on a mystery mission to the Eagle 1 Space Station! They're greeted by the Shi'ar's #1 leather daddy Erik the Red! And in a perilous escape back to Earth, Jean Grey STEPS THE EFF UP. Featuring cohosts Rob Berliner and Sarah Mucek.

Season 3 Premiere - The Conclusion! In which Wolverine must save Jubilee, Lady Deathstrike, and the Reavers from the alien Spirit Drinker! Professor X's wheelchair hood is used as a gurney! The ending goes up in actual flames (FLAMES)! All this and more in Out of the Past, Part 2! With cohosts Rob Berliner and Sarah Mucek. (And yes, a LOT of sirens went by our apartments while recording.)

Season 3 Premiere! In which the X-Men are finally broadcast in Prime Time! There's a spaceship in the sewers under NYC! Wolverine comes face-to-face with his former love, the lethal Lady Deathstrike! And Wolvie and Gambit get oiled up for the ultimate thirst trap! It's Out of the Past, Part 1! With cohosts Marcus Bishop-Wright, Sarah Mucek, and Matt Schrader.

In which Mister Sinister tells Scott and Jean he wants to "create" with them! Wolverine's all, 'No powers, no problem'! And Gambit tells Rogue the words he's never said to anyone before! All this and Best Brother Tiger Zabu in Reunion, Part 2, featuring co-hosts Marcus Bishop-Wright, Sarah Mucek, and Matthew A. Schrader.

Season 2 Finale (Part 1)! In which the Savage Land Jungle Bros storyline reaches its dramatic conclusion! Jean gets carried away on a plane with ribs! And Morph is in a play! All this and Cyclops yells the title of this podcast!! Featuring cohosts Matt Schrader, Sarah Mucek, and Ben Taylor.

New episode! In which the X-Men are TV-kidnapped through by none other than MOJO! Plus: Longshot takes a star turn, Spiral fold all 6 of her arms, and Wolverine and Jean headline 'I Dream of Jean'! All this and a review of our all-time favorite episodes of Looney Tunes! Featuring cohosts Sarah Mucek, Matt Schrader, and Ben Taylor.

In which sweet medical patient Carly crushes HARD on her attending physician, Dr. Henry McCoy! And Logan goes undercover as "John Logan" to take out the Friends of Humanity! And Graydon Creed deals with a projection of dear o'l dad! All this and more in cohost Erin Murray Quinlan's least favorite episode of X-Men: The Animated Series: Beauty and the Beast. Also featuring Natalie...

In which the X-Men's Southern Belle takes center stage! Who is the woman stalking Rogue? Why does she seem so familiar?? Like we've seen a blockbuster movie with her in the MCU?!! And what is Mystique up to?? All this and more in Ep. 2.9 A Rogue's Tale! Featuring cohosts Natalize Lopez, Sarah Mucek, and Erin Murray Quinlan.

Part 1 of 2! Bishop and Cable bring the muscles, the guns, and a thirst for righting the timeline to the 90's! Key questions: Who's the big bad? What's nepo baby Graydon Creed up to? And is Cable's son in 3999 AD really named "Tyler"? All this and more in Time Fugitives! Featuring cohosts Charissa Bertels, Aaron Gold, and Sarah Mucek.

Part 1 of 2! Bishop and Cable bring the muscles, the guns, and a thirst for righting the timeline to the 90's! Key questions: Who's the big bad? What's nepo baby Graydon Creed up to? And is Cable's son in 3999 AD really named "Tyler"? All this and more in Time Fugitives! Featuring cohosts Charissa Bertels, Sarah Mucek, and Erin Murray Quinlan.

In which the Ragin' Cajun heads back to the Bayou to save his brother! And Belladonna is 'desperate enough to become Mrs. Gambit' (again)! It's t'ieves vs. 'sassins + a big dose of X-Ternal tithing in Season 2, Episode 6, X-Ternally Yours! Featuring cohosts Rob Berliner, Sarah Mucek, and Matt Schrader.

Answering such questions as: How did Wolverine get his adamantium skeleton? What does the ol' Canuck have in common with Disney's Belle? And would YOU back Jerry Orbach as Wolvie in the MCU??? The answers may surprise you in Ep. 2.5 - Repo Man. Featuring cohosts Rob Berliner, Sarah Mucek, and Matt Schrader.

In which Omega Red wreaks havoc in the former Soviet Union! Colossus seeks to save "Leetle Snowflake" Illyana from Omega Red's tentacles! And Jubes tells the X-Men, "Dinner's in the freezer!" All this and more in Season 2, Episode 4, Red Dawn! Featuring cohosts Sarah Mucek and Michael Short.

In which Storm's past with the Shadow King comes back with a vengeance! And we meet Storm's godson, Mjnari, while Professor X and Magneto meet DINOSAURS! All this and more in Season 2, Episode 3, Whatever It Takes! Featuring cohosts Sarah Mucek and Michael Short.

Featuring Mr. Sinister's Nasty! Nasty Boys! And his gross plant lab! And a tubular creature with teeth that harvests your genetic material! And Cyclops's fury when he howls, "STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS!" All this and more in 'Til Death Do Us Part, Part 2! With cohosts Aaron "Gold Medal" Gold, Sarah "Silver" Mucek, and Matthew A. "Big Bronze Boy" Schrader!

The Season 2 Premiere! Scott and Jean get hitched - or do they? Magneto sends a distress call to Professor X - or does he? And Rogue tells Gambit it's kissin' time - OR DOES SHE?! Someone's messing with the X-Men, and it's not just Friends of Humanity's Graydon Creed. All this and more in 'Til Death Do Us Part (Part 1)! With cohosts Sarah Mucek, Matthew Schrader, and Aaron Gold.