I'm No Genius

Disclaimer: We sound like we're on helium because Eli done messed up again. Business proposals and talks of retirement. Shark Tank ain't ready for us. We also played the noise-canceling headphone game that's popular amongst millennials.

Violence is never the answer...except in these hypothetical situations. We'll be discussing who is the best fighter out of all of us and what animals we could take in a fight. None of our arguments are backed by science.

We have two words for you. CANDY. DRAFT. Stories about our daily adventures as part-time working college kids. Also hot dogs. Colin really likes hot dogs.

We're pushing the meaning of our title to the limit with this one. Watch as we straddle the line between politically correct and incorrect. Please don't take anything that we say as actual intelligent thoughts.

School stories, talks of movies and video games, it sounds dumber than it really is. Hopefully we're hitting our stride by now.

Music reviews. Rap, Country, Rock, and Pop. Songs, Albums, Artists. We'll touch on everything. Wait a minute.

Reflections on our first episode, discussing upcoming movies and tv shows, would you rather, and this or that. Usual shenanigans implied.

Get to know us. Discussing dining halls, food establishments, and fictional characters. I'm sorry that you chose to listen to this. We did our best. Enjoy.