Housewives Heretics

We fly to New York for a hypnotizing debate between a denier and a f’in liar Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

We’re mad as a hatter for a party rivalry! Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

We head to Vegas to get in a Maloof Empire State of Mind Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

It’s raining Louboutins and chocolate bunnies in Kim’s G*d D#*% house! Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

True queens cheer on the Kings. We’re entering the castle with Taylor Armstrong, Camille Grammer, Adrienne Maloof, Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, and Lisa Vanderpump. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded b...

Let’s reunite and watch what happens. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

Pay attention! We’re thick as thieves and may throw a table if you disagree! After weeks of hearing “Hey Micayla…” she is finally talking back! Follow her on Instagram @micjenan Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written a...

We’re headed to Atlantic City! Hopefully we win enough chips to buy some new boobies. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

We’re cozied up at Caroline’s for our book club reading of THE BOOK, “A Cop Without A Badge.” Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

We need Botox from the stress of all this drama, drama, drama Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

Hang up the disco ball because we’re ready to shine at the Project Ladybug Event Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

Let’s head to Chateau with Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita, Caroline Manzo, Dina Manzo and Danielle Staub Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design...

Let’s reunite with our legs CLOSED TO MARRIED MEN Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

The housewives make our day with a reconciliatory dinner. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Spudy Graphic design by Micayla Cazad

We’re attending a fashion show with no fashions and it’s trouble from the word go. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Spudy Graphic design by Mic...

There’s a tightrope between our twisted hearts as we visit the music studio. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

We spend our night amongst 1,000 stars, but neither a coat check nor an auction bid are in attendance. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic...

During this Spooky Sunday Service, we’re getting readings from psychics, letters, and other housewives. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphi...

Let’s keep our eyes poppin’ for Brielle’s 11th birthday party! We’ll let them eat cake, but not with fondant from California! Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound ed...

We’re making a birthday party guest list and our VIPs are NeNe Leakes, DeShawn Snow, Shereè Whitfield, Lisa Wu-Hartwell, and Kim Zolciak. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

Let’s reunite with the Manhattan Mom over vodka and caviar! Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

We kick off the holiday season with the Manhattan moms by gathering for a family dinner party at 21. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic d...

This week, we perfect the equation for a successful girls’ night. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla

We shake what we got with a new way of gyrating; then, we contemplate when it’s time to jump ship. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic des...

We’re wined and dined multiple times before we get flashy and head downtown. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Graphic design by Micayla