Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Rock.  This movie is about a prison named after a wrestler and it will fist fuck you up and spit you out!   note: the sound quality isn't great, but i fixed it the best i could.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S02E8 (Something's Wrong With Me).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jenifer (Masters Of Horror S01 E04).  I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 4th episode!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S02E7 (Oh, Pretty Woman).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Super Troopers.  There are silly mustaches, worse haircuts and just asshat insanity.  Please don't listen to this.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S02E6 (Some Enchanted Evening).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Avatar.  That is all.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S02E5 (Prime Time).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.  This is a worse movie wherein robots zinging one liners while fighting other to robots and just generally fucking shit up son. 

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S02E4 (Wedding Bell Blues).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jurassic Park.  This movie is really groundbreaking and a is fun, but my podcast is shit!  I was very tired while recording this and I'm so sorry that you listened to this.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S02E3 (Take A Look At Me Now).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Amityville Horror (2005).  This movie is about a dude who loses his shit because he's a carpenter that is raising kids that aren't his.  BTW this isn't better than theAmityville: The Awakening one.  HAHA

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S02E2 (Somewhere Over The Rerun: The Ballad Of Gilligan's Island).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Return Of The Caped Crusaders.  This movie is a definitely made for fans of the original show man.  Not too bad, but I'm not a huge fan of '66.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S02E1 (Working My Way Back To You).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Transformers.  This movie is robots zinging one liners while fighting other to robots and just generally fucking shit up son. 

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E26 (Come Fly With Me).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Basic Instinct.  In this movie there is some prime fucking pussy in this damn movie.  Fuck yeah boi!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E25 (La Cucaracha).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League.  This movie is a cold mess of garbage that almost makes me want to watch Suicide Squad again.  Kill me!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E24 (Weird Science).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dance Of The Dead (Masters of Horror S01 E03).  I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 3rd episode!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E23 (The Gambler).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lethal Weapon 4.  This movie is about a guy named Lethal Weapon and ffs he will still fuck you up and your wife too.  Danny motha fucking Glover and Joe (big dick) Pesci are back and that chick that was in the last one kicking ass and shit!  Jet fucking Li too.